主宰世界（2021）

我们正在努力放松。
We are trying to relax.
我只是说,我想要我的生活浪漫喜剧
I'm just saying, I want my life romcom
成为那个跟随你环游世界的人,
to be about the guy who follows you around the world,
不是储存他精♥子♥的冷冻中心。
not the cryo center that stores his sperm.
你能把精♥子♥说下去吗？
Can you keep the sperm talk down?
“因为我们有观众。
'Cause we have an audience.
姑娘,不是没人想他们。
Girl, ain't nobody thinking about them.
精♥子♥！-[笑声]
Sperm! -[laughter]
好吧,艾拉,别再吓坏生日了。
Okay, Ella, stop birthday freaking out.
它在你下面。
It is beneath you.
生日快乐。我爱妳。
Happy birthday. I love you.
你不老。-你的鸡蛋是。
You are not old. -Your eggs are.
闭嘴,蕾妮。
Shut up, Renee.
生日快乐,艾拉。干杯。
Happy birthday, Ella. Cheers.
生日快乐。
Happy birthday.
这有点幽闭,不是吗？
It's a bit claustro, isn't it?
我的意思是,我们曾经在酒吧唱卡拉OK
I mean, we used to do karaoke in bars
每个人都可以看到你的地方。
where everybody could see you.
这就是为什么你只邀请你的白人朋友,
That's why you only invited your white friends,
“因为黑人,他们都有隐藏的歌♥唱技巧。
'cause the blacks, they all had hidden singing skills.
当你的小伙伴来的时候？
When your little friends coming?
我不知道。
I don't know.
哦,哦！
Oh, oh!
现在我给你看。让我来做这个。
Now I'ma show you. Let-let me do this.
让开。让开。
Move out the way. Move out the way.
我们走吧。观看和学习。
Let's go. Watch and learn.
是的,漫长的积累。
Yeah, that long buildup.
加油。来吧。
Come on. Here we go.
♪ Every time you come around ♪
♪ I feel my world Starts turning topsy-turvy ♪
♪ And I just can't fight The spin ♪
♪ Baby, won't you listen... ♪
嘿！
Hey!
哦,感谢上帝！
Oh, thank God!
我以为没有人会出现。
I thought no one was gonna show up.
什么？
What?
♪ And I don't know Where to begin ♪
喔！加油。
Whoo! Come on.
芭芭拉。
Barb.
嘿,怎么了,女孩？-怎么了,女孩？
Hey, what's up, girl? -What's up, girl?
怎么了,姑娘？
What's up, girl?
好了,好了,再见。谢谢。
All right, all right, bye. Thank you.
她过著最好的生活。-她是。
She's living her best life. -She is.
♪ Got me singing... ♪
嘿,生日快乐！-嘿！
Hey, happy birthday! - Hey!
生日快乐！
Happy birthday!
♪ Ooo, la, la, la ♪
哦,我的上帝。你们看起来真好。
[laughing] Oh, my God. You guys look so good.
♪ Ooo, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
发生了什么事情？
What is happening?
呃,我们得到了下一个。-
Uh, we got next. -
凯莉罗兰在房♥子里。-她在这。她在这。
Kelly Rowland is in the house. -She's here. She's here.
这一代人确实有问题。
This generation really does have something wrong with it.
♪ I love you ♪
哎呀！
Ow!
♪ I need you ♪
♪ Nelly, I love you ♪
♪ I do need you ♪
♪ Uh, check it, check it, uh ♪
♪ No matter what I do ♪
♪ All I think about is you ♪
谢谢你的到来。-哦,不客气。
Thank you for coming. -Oh, you're welcome.
我只是想让唱片表明我足够爱你
I just want the record to show that I love you enough
周五晚上跌破110日
to go below 110th on a Friday night
去参加我自2002年以来的第一次卡拉OK派对。
and go to my first karaoke party since 2002.
我只是想让记录显示
And I just want the record to show
2002年,我14岁。
that in 2002, I was 14.
哦,来吧,你用这种狗屎杀了我。
Oh, come on, you're killing me with this shit.
♪ I like your steez Your style ♪
♪ Your whole demeanor ♪
♪ The way you come through And holla... ♪
♪ That's gangsta ♪
♪ And I got special ways To thank ya ♪
♪ Don't you forget it But, uh ♪
♪ It ain't that easy for you ♪
♪ To pack up and leave him But, uh ♪
♪ You and dirty got ties for different reasons ♪
♪ I respect that And right before I turn ♪
♪ To leave, she said ♪
♪ You don't know What you mean to me ♪
♪ No matter what I do... ♪
这太不可思议了。-是的。
That's incredible. -Yeah.
谁来关注呢？
Who's gonna follow that?
♪ Honey, check it out You got me mesmerized ♪
♪ With your black hair and your fat-ass thighs ♪
♪ Street poetry Is my everyday ♪
♪ But yo, I gotta stop When you trot my way ♪
♪ If I was working at The club, you would not pay ♪
♪ Ey, yo, my man Phife Diggy, He got something to say ♪
♪ I like 'em brown, yellow Puerto Rican, or Haitian ♪
♪ Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation ♪
♪ Told you in the jam that we could get down ♪
♪ Now let's knock the boots Like the group H-Town ♪
♪ You got BBD All on your bedroom wall ♪
♪ But I'm above the rim... ♪
他在这里做什么？-我邀请了他。
What is he doing here? -I invited him.
你在想什么？
What were you thinking?
我以为我刚单身,可以用一些性♥爱♥。
I was thinking I'm newly single and could use some sex.
既然我已经操过他了,那就很经济了。
And since I've already fucked him, it's economical.
保持我的身体倒计时。
Keeping my body count down.
我永远不会忘记一张脸。
I never forget a face.
你,呃——你们老鹰,对吧？
You, uh--you Eagles, right?
呃,是的,是的,伙计。黑人的爱。
Uh, yeah, yeah, man. Black love.
嘿。-
Hey. -
小世界,男人。
Small world, man.
是的,太小了。
Yeah, too small.
嗯......
Um...
我♥操♥了那个家伙。
I fucked that guy.
你♥他♥妈♥的是什么？
You fucked what?
我♥操♥了那个社区的皮人
I fucked that community peen guy
在灵魂男孩派对之后。
after the Soulja Boy party.
好吧,不要这样看著我。
Well, don't look at me like that.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
我什至不知道我在做什么样子。
I don't even know what look I'm making.
我失去了对自己脸的控制。
I lost control of my face.
好吧,我不需要你的判断
Well, I don't need your judgment
“因为我已经觉得自己像一坨屎了。
'cause I already feel like a piece of shit.
那你要我怎么做？
So what do you want me to do?
我没有--
I don't--
对不起。今天是你的生日。
I'm sorry. It's your birthday.
我不应该告诉你。
I shouldn't have told you.
今晚可能不是,不是。
Probably not tonight, no.
♪ You're a part of me ♪
♪ And you don't even know it ♪
♪ I'm what you need ♪
♪ But I'm too afraid To show it ♪
♪ If I were your woman ♪
♪ If I were your woman ♪
♪ If I were your woman... ♪
那你怎么样？
So how you been?
你好。。。
Hi...
克里斯。-克里斯。右。
Chris. -Chris. Right.
你还记得我。
You remember me.
呃。。。
Uh...
嗯,这本来不应该发生,所以...
um, that never should have happened, so...
忘了你见过我,我求求你了。
forget you ever met me, I beg of you.
这个出去给我美丽的未婚妻,
This one goes out to my beautiful fiancée,
凯利给我的奈莉。
the Kelly to my Nelly.
惠特尼,宝贝,
Whitney, baby,
从遇见你的那一刻起,我就知道了
I knew from the moment I met you
如果我得到你,
that if I ever got you,
我永远不会放过你。
I'd never let you go.
哦,上帝,真是个汁液。
Oh, God, what a sap.
♪ I hope that you're the one ♪
♪ If not ♪
♪ You are the prototype ♪
♪ And we'll tiptoe To the sun ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And do things ♪
♪ I know you like ♪
♪ I think I'm in love ♪
♪ Again ♪
来吧,让我看看他们的手,你们。
Come on, let me see them hands, y'all.
哎呀！
Ow!
♪ You are the prototype ♪
♪ Do something Out of the ordinary ♪
♪ Like a matinee, baby ♪
♪ Don't walk away, boy... ♪
来吧,宝贝。
Go ahead, baby.
是的,我们见到你了。我们见到你了。