乐队管家（2016）

Roadies S01E05

Part 6 Aug. 13, 2020, 4:27 p.m.

I'm sorry to pull the plug on your rave.
哦
Oh.
里奇奇听见我说话没
Ricky, you in there?
他没事吧
Is he gonna be okay?
他只喝了啤酒
He only drank beer!
哦里奇
Oh, Rick!
他一直在吃安♥眠♥药♥
He's been taking Lunesta.
哦对了还有一些止痛药
Oh, right, and, um, s-some Vicodin.
帕米谢了亲爱的
Pammie? Thank you, lover.
我要给他来一针安♥非♥他♥命♥（兴♥奋♥剂♥的一种）
I'm gonna give him some amphetamines.
帮我把他裤子脱了
Help me with his pants.
小伙子振作起来
Stay with us, handsome!
啊天哪他尿了
Ah! Oh, he peed!
弄在我身上了
It's on me!
不应该怪在我身上
No. This is on me.
怪在我身上才对
It's actually on me.
不我是说尿尿在我身上了
No, the pee. The pee is here.
- 噢操 - 醒了
- Oh, fuck! - Mm-hmm.
这是我最喜欢的贝斯手
That's my favorite bass player, baby.
- 嘿 - 不要你麦洛
- Hey. - Not you, Milo.
我要娜塔莉
I want Natalie.
我就在这呢宝宝
I'm right here, babe.
我好伤心
I'm really sad.
我从没有伤心过
I'm never sad.
而且我觉得好冷
I'm also really chilly.
我们能把温度调高点吗
Can't we change the temperature?
史蒂夫医生他今天是要和州长见面的
Dr. Stevie, he's supposed to meet the governor today.
- 他要吗 - 是啊
- He is? - Yes.
哦他应该会没事的
Oh, he'll be fine probably.
好的伙计们再来一针
Okay, my friend, one more coming at ya.
- 砰 - 噢噢噢
- Boom! - Ohh!
嘿
Hey.
你就找到这点东西吗
Is that all you found?
还有比尔我跟你说了我不需要你道歉
And, Bill, I told you I don't need amends.
很不巧我觉得需要
Unfortunately, I think I do.
你可能想坐下听
Maybe wanna sit down for a minute.
我做错太多事情了
This could take a while.
亲爱的亲爱的罗琳
"Dear... dear Lorraine..."
现在是时候让我弥补以前犯过的错了
"It's high time I set right the wrongs that I did..."
好了所以呃到了
Okay. So, uh, here we are.
好的从从前面下去
Sweet. Right. Right down in the front.
- 哦这边吗好的 - 对往前走
- Oh, right here? Okay. - Yeah, go ahead.
- 我是几号♥座位 - 7和8
- Um, what number? - Seven and eight.
- 7和8 - 是的
- Seven and eight? - Yeah.
- 那边两位先生那里 - 哦好的
- Uh, those two guys there. - Oh, okay.
- 好哒到了 - 嗯谢谢
- All righty, there you go. - Okay, thank you.
- 享受演出吧 - 好
- Well, enjoy. - Yeah.
您是不是还有工作要忙
I'm sure you have some things to do, so...
没有没有没啥要忙的其实没有
No, no, not really. No, no.
- 真没有吗 - 对没事
- No? - Uh, nothing.
没什么特别重要的呃
Nothing that can't, um...
哇
Um, wow.
天哪好大一个喷嚏
God, that was significant.
嗯有点吵有点略吵
That was loud. That was really loud.
- 声音太大了 - 抱歉
- That was so loud. - Sorry.
你是不是哦天
What are you... oh, God.
你不会是对马过敏吧
Tell me you're not allergic to horses.
没没有是对干草过敏
No, no. Uh, it's, uh, hay.
干干草
H-hay? Hay?
- 是啊我对对 - 对什么
Yes, I am Al... - Allergic to...
对干草过敏就是有点
Allergic to hay. There's...
- 干草 - 在你头发里
- hay. - In your hair.
- 哦干草啊 - 嗯干草
- Oh, hay. - Hay.
欸干草
Hey, hay.
是啊我身上到处都是
Yeah, that gets everywhere.
我我在博尔德养了几匹马
I, um, uh, I board a couple horses up in Boulder.
救助的
Rescues.
你救助了马
You rescue horses?
我我从来没没听说过有人
I've... I've just never heard of... of... of any... of anybody
救助马匹
rescuing horses.
是啊
Yeah.
那什么你会不会凑巧
Say, did you happen to, uh,
收藏点旧东西
keep anything from back in the day?
录音啊或者文章啥的
Recordings or... or... or journals?
是啊可不嘛我有囤积癖
Yeah, I mean, please. I'm a pack rat.
我什么东西都留着
I kept... I kept everything.
是啊
Yeah.
嘿那啥我觉得谢莉看上我了
Hey! Hey! I think Shelli just hit on me.
- 你说啥 - 是啊
- What? - Yeah.
我有九♥成♥把握等会儿我们要一起去看超级月亮了
I'm 90% sure we're watching the supermoon later.
- 八成 - 你是不是磕药了
- 80%. - How high are you?
- 那就七成 - 谢莉已经结婚了
- Like 70%. - Shelli's married,
而且你上一集差点被炒掉你能不能
and you nearly just got fired, so can you just...
能不能啥像你那样
Can I just what? Do what you do?
假装我一点都不动心
Pretend I have no feelings?
好吧你完全在扯淡
Okay, that's bullshit.
你瞅瞅你你找了个
Like, you chose the one guy who will literally
能为你树一大堆敌的男的你挑谁喜欢不好
turn everyone against you and you pick him to have a crush on.
你从哪看出来我喜欢他了
How dare you define me by a perceived nonexistent crush!
你这恋爱谈得太好了凯尔
You created your perfect match, Kel.
你看你没跟他在一起但是你为他疯狂
I mean, you're not with him but you're mad at him,
现在你又开始想怎么跟他分手
and now you're thinking about how to break up with him.
这多好啊因为你只需要
Which is perfect, 'cause you get to bail
否认一段完全没存在过的关系
on a whole relationship that never even existed,
现在你没事儿了又要把自己蜷缩成
and now you're safe and bundled up
一只萌萌的快乐的孤独的小海马
like a little, happy, lonely seahorse.
算了我知道啥啊
But what do I know?
这什么饮料
What's that? Mountain Dew?
不是尿
No, it's pee.
不是我的
It's not mine.
明白了
Copy.
好了我把我的秘密说了
Okay, well, that's all I got.
哦还有别相信迈克芬格
Oh, except, do not trust Mike Finger.
然后里克说要她不要我
And then Rick asked for her.
哥们他那会儿不清醒
Dude, he was barely conscious.
这粉丝信还编了目录
This fan letter has chapters.
哦我找到了他们在礼物间里
Oh, I-I got 'em. They're in the gift room.
知道了
Copy that.
你们有多大把握
Okay, how prepared are you?
什么把握
Prepared?
别让我失望
Don't fuck with me.
你得逞了卢修斯乐队失踪了
Your dream has arrived. Lucius is MIA.
鬼知道怎么回事
God knows why.
黑色亚特兰蒂斯赢得了这次表演
Black Atlantis is alive.
你们为乐队做开场
You're opening for the SHB.
最好给我演好了
You better be fucking good.
- 比尔还没回电♥话♥ - 还没谢莉
- No word from Bill yet? - Nothing yet, Shelli
- 你确定 - 确定
- You sure? - Positive.
卧♥槽♥ 我要喘不上气了
Holy shit. I can barely breathe.
- 我了个大操 - 我们唱什么啊到底
- Holy fucking shit! - What are we gonna play?
哦哦我得我得穿我那条好看的牛仔
Ohh! I got... I gotta get my good jeans.
他们他们在车上的冰箱里
Uh, th... they... they're in the freezer on the bus.
- 冷冻可以保持干净 - 清洗才能保持干净
- Freezing makes fresh. - Washing makes fresh,
唉算了
but never mind.
噢等会儿等会儿别用那个
Oh, uh, wait, wait, wait. Don't plug that in.
我又查了一遍那个屋子电压上不去
I double-checked. The room can't handle it.
哦好的知道了
Oh, okay. Copy.
我可不敢冒风险烧坏任何电器
Yeah, I can't risk anything getting blown.
因为这是乐队的故乡汤姆紧张到哭
It's hometown. Tom is nervous as hell.
要是他没法完成听完尼克凯夫的唱片的仪式
If he can't complete his ritual of listening to Nick Cave
他可能会拿屎朝台下扔