乐队管家（2016）

Roadies S01E05

Part 3 Aug. 13, 2020, 4:27 p.m.

- Shelli? - Ugh! Go for Shelli.
今天躲着她点
Avoid her today.
肖恩来不了寂寞少♥妇♥急需安慰
Sean's not coming, and homegirl really needs to get laid.
- 好 - 一号♥摄像机没问题
- Okay. - Camera one good to go.
行行
Yeah, yeah.
- 谢莉 - 是我
- Shelli? - Yeah?
我是被派来帮你解决
I've been assigned to help you
亲友团名单的
with the friends and family guest list,
还有你需要我做的任何事
plus anything else you may need.
真好我我是说你好
Nice. I-I mean, hi.
- 晨间动员会 - 呃跟我来
- Morning. - Uh, follow me.
- 晨间动员会 - 这是我们每到一个新地方
- Morning, morning. - It's a ritual we do
都得执行的惯例
anytime we get into a new venue.
好了
Okay.
咳咳
Ahem!
丹佛市科罗拉多州
Denver, Colorado.
这个海拔一英里的城市
The Mile-High Ciudad.
这是我们乐队的故乡
Hometown of the SHB.
天知道我在这经历了多少麻烦
Lord knows I got into more than my fair share
远远超过了我在别的地方的数量
of trouble around these parts.
我说真的
I did.
总之你们中的大多数人
Anyhow, for many of you,
这个都回到了罪恶之地
this, uh, return to the scene of the crime
你们将会陷入亲朋好友给的苦差事中
will be a nonstop grind filled with friends and family
很不幸你们必须得见他们因为你不敢不见
who, unfortunately, you have to see again because you were weak
而且几个月前你在脸书上通过了他们的好友请求
and you friended 'em months earlier on Facebook,
因为你不知道他们的真实目的要门票
not knowing their true motives, tickets.
我说的没错吧
Right?
话说回来 1968年圣诞节的第二天
Anyhow, Led Zeppelin made
齐柏林飞船乐队就在这里
their North American debut right here,
举♥行♥了在美国北方的首秀
the day after Christmas, 1968.
我说的是早期的齐柏林飞船乐队
I'm talking early Led Zeppelin.
那个充满爆发力和渴望的齐柏林飞艇乐队
I'm talking explosive, hungry,
是在罗伯特丁丁普朗特（丁丁是他的昵称）加入齐柏林飞艇乐队之前
Robert "Percy" Plant Led Zeppelin.
是在强势忠诚冷酷的巡演经理彼得格兰特的管理下
Managed by tough, loyal, unforgiving Peter Grant,
那个声称在美国人都知道我们之前
"We're not leaving America
我们绝不离开的齐柏林飞船乐队
until you know who we are" Led Zeppelin.
我说的是在地下排练室
I'm talking "Train Kept A-Rollin'"
唱着火车别停的齐柏林飞船乐队
in a basement rehearsal room Led Zeppelin.
我说的是打着鼓的约翰亨利伯纳姆
I'm talking John Henry Bonham at the kit,
约翰保罗琼斯和詹姆斯帕特里克佩奇
John Paul Jones and James Patrick Page
就站在这个舞台上的齐柏林飞船
on these boards right here Led Zeppelin!
这才是我说的齐柏林飞船乐队
That's the Led Zeppelin that I'm talking about!
贝斯手约翰保罗琼斯
On bass, we got John Paul Jones.
如果你去到红木森林公园你会看见美景
If you've ever been to the redwoods, you can see it.
鼓手约翰伯纳姆
On the drums, John Bonham.
如果去到罗马角斗场
If you've been to the Colosseum in Rome,
你能感觉到激♥情♥
you can feel it.
主奏吉他手吉米佩吉
Lead guitar, Jimmy Page.
而当你站在这里安静下来
And when you're standing right here, if you're quiet...
演唱罗伯特普兰特
Vocals, Robert Plant.
你还能听到那次演出
You can still hear it.
有请齐柏林乐队
Please welcome Led Zeppelin.
好的伙计们最后一句
All right, one last bit
关于高海拔空气稀薄地的生存方式
of high-altitude clarity for you people.
这只是我们操蛋的城市双重赛的第一天
This is only day one of our pain-in-the-ass
所以调整你们的步伐
hometown doubleheader, so pace yourselves.
尽可能地深呼吸
Breathe, if possible.
如果你们需要的话跟队的医生史蒂夫
Stevie The Rock Doc is on hand with B12 shots,
手上有维生素B12可以注射
if anybody needs one.
还有呃今天晚上别忘了抬头看看
And, uh, don't forget to look up in the sky tonight.
有超级月亮
It's the supermoon.
这可是37年才出现一次的
That only happens once every 37 years.
好吗那我们开始了
All right? So here we go.
一号♥家乡我们上吧
Hometown number one. Let's do it.
丹佛市科罗拉多州
Denver, Colorado.
耶
Yeah-oh!
- 凯莉安 - 哦糟了
- Kelly Ann? - Oh, shit.
- 比尔 - 哦糟了
- Bill! - Oh, shit.
- 什么事 - 我要去接迈克芬格
- Yeah? - I am off to fetch Mike Finger.
喔等下什么你要
Whoa, wait a second! What? You're doing...
嗯他是乐队电子档案管♥理♥员♥ 馆长
Well, he's the band's Internet archivist, the curator
还是信息完整得惊人的
and founder of the almost frighteningly comprehensive
蓝黑粉丝网的创始人
fan site The Blue and The Black.
芬格手上有我们发行碟片套装所需要的东西
Finger holds the key to our box set.
- 噢他长什么样 - 这
- Oh! What does he look like? - It...
我似乎完全找不到他的照片
I can't seem to find a picture of him anywhere.
嗯是啊我知道他管理我们的粉丝网站很长时间了
Yeah, no, I know that he's been running our fan site for years,
但从没有人见过他或者他的照片
and no one's ever met him or seen a picture of him.
- 唔这很奇怪啊 - 显然他不怎么
- Hmm. That's odd. - Obviously he doesn't
经常出门
get out much.
我猜呃他有半透明的皮肤
I'm guessing, uh, translucent skin,
体态不怎么样穿着90年代早期的脏衬衫
bad posture, stained shirt from the early '90s,
霍华德休斯（强迫症一年剪一次指甲）一样的长指甲如果是我去会带上薄荷糖
Howard Hughes fingernails, and I'd bring breath mints.
不是给你吃的
And not for you.
雷吉嘿呃我想告诉你
Reg, hey, just... I gotta tell you.
我不觉得你把迈克芬格卷进来是件好事
I have a bad feeling about you bringing Mike Finger here.
比尔别傻了
Bill, don't be ridiculous.
我这是在传播我们的核心思想
I am evangelizing the core.
传播核心思想
"Evangelizing the core"?
凯莉安
Kelly Ann?
我需要你在VIP欢迎见面会上去拍些照片
I need you to take photos at the VIP meet-and-greet.
我们现在推出VIP套票了
We're doing VIP packages now?
对啊是你那个为了赚钱做什么都可以的男朋友的主意
Uh, yes, we are, thanks to your "Anything for a buck bloke."
- 韦斯 - 在这
- Wes! - Yes?
魔鬼的卵子我是说呃斯塔顿的孩子
Satan's spawn... I mean, uh, Staton's spawn,
今天要跟他的教父一起过上帝保佑他们
is going to spend the day with his godparents, God bless them.
对我知道但我会在这里帮你
Yeah, I know, I know. But I'm here for you.
- 我也是 - 谢谢
- Me too. - Well, thanks.
谢谢
Thank you.
我也在这里帮你
I'm here for you too.
哈让我们开始工作吧
Well, let's get busy.
开始
"Started."
受到
Copy that.
我觉得欢迎见面会有些
I just think that meet-and-greets are...
- 浓缩咖啡 - 好的马上
- Espresso? - Ah, done.
你哦就指望我去做这些
You... ooh... just expect me to do all this bullshit
我从没答应做的破事
that I never agreed to do.
克里斯喜欢19摄氏度但是汤姆的休息室
Chris likes 67 degrees, but Tom's dressing room
一定要是21度但很显然这一整层楼
must be 70 and, apparently, there's only one control
- 只有一个调温器 - 收到
- for this whole floor. - Copy that.
我们就把温度设到19度然后像祈祷着
So we'll have to set it all to 67 and pray to God
汤姆的房♥间里能多放一个供暖器
Tom's room can support a space heater.
了解
Copy that.
哦你姐姐莎伦一直在给承办方代表打电♥话♥
Oh, your sister Sharon has been calling the promoter rep,
她想要个离舞台近些的位置
saying she wants to sit closer.
呃告诉她她可以去吃翔了
Uh, tell her she can eat a bag of vegan dicks,
但换个好听点的词
but not in those words.
算了当我没说我自己给她打电♥话♥
Never... never mind. I'll call her myself.
了解以及了解
Copy and copy.
每次她找我都是提要求要通行证
It's always about requests and passes
评论谁错谁对还有她那骑动感单车的腿
and her judgmental eyes and her SoulCycle thighs.
诶挺押韵
That rhymed.
别给她调座位让她跟其他人坐在一起
Put her with everyone else. She was horrible to me
我小时候她对我特别差劲
my entire childhood.
收到
Copy.
而且我想告诉你我听到这很抱歉
And may I say that... I'm very sorry to hear that?
- 为何 - 你值得更好的
- You are? - You deserve better.
- 真的 - 当然
- I do? - Of course.
哦
Hmm.
我要去拿那个供暖器吗