乐队管家（2016）

Roadies S01E04

Part 1 Aug. 13, 2020, 4:26 p.m.

前情提要
Previously on "Roadies"...
新的演出歌♥单
New set lists.
我们今晚会以珍妮开场
We're gonna open with "Janine" Tonight.
告诉我为什么我们要更改演出歌♥单
Just tell me why did we start changing the set list?
我们一开始就不应该演唱珍妮
We should have never started playing "Janine."
我真的很欣赏你简单粗暴的诚实
I actually really appreciate your brutal honesty.
我希望你能留下来
I would very much like it if you'd stay.
平时这个时候我都会喝点小酒
Times like these, I used to like a little drink.
还记得那时候在提基酒吧
Remember that time at the tiki bar
你举着手电筒这样
where you took that torch...
我已经洗心革面了
I'm not that guy anymore.
贝斯手里克贝利斯在昨晚结束的时候
"Bassist Rick Bayless was clearly inebriated
显然喝醉了
by the end of the evening."
冲里克来就是冲我来
You go after Rick, you go after me.
打扰了娜塔莉
I'm sorry, Natalie.
我们必须限制你的入场
We had to get a restraining order on your visits.
我曾经很天真地以为
And here I was thinking foolishly
我们在某种意义上已经算是
that we had the makings of some sort of
朋朋友
friendsh... friendship.
反正你也不想和我做朋友
You don't want to be my friend anyway.
你们两人对很多事
You two are in denial...
都意见不合
about a lot of things.
嘿
Hey.
嘿你有没有等等你叫什么来着
Hey, you have... wait, what's your name?
我叫凯莉安你还好吗
It's Kelly Ann. Are you okay?
现在我要你在你那玩意上
Now I need you to put the word "Oxygen"
写上氧气懂吗
on your thing, this thing, okay?
在我们唱珍妮之前写在提词器上
The teleprompter, before we play "Janine,"
因为我需要氧气才他妈的能唱好这首歌♥
because I need oxygen to sing that fucking song,
因为她绝逼伤透了他的心
'cause she fucking broke his heart.
好我会提醒你的兄弟我会提醒你的里克
Yeah, I'll remind you, man. I'll remind you, Rick.
好了好了过来这边
It's all right. It's all right.
不我们就不应该开始唱这首歌♥
No, we should have never started playing that song
因为因为克里斯多夫是我的朋友
because... you know, 'cause Christopher's my friend
而她绝逼伤透了他的心你知道了吗
and she fucking broke his heart, you know?
你知道他七年来都没有提过她的名字吗
Did you know that he hasn't said her name in seven years?
你知道吗玛丽安
Did you know that, Marianne?
- 七年 - 嘿她叫凯莉安里克
- Seven years. - Hey, it's Kelly Ann, Rick.
- 凯莉安 - 我就是这样叫的
- Kelly Ann. - That's what I said.
嘿嘿过来
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
你能用你的独家秘技
Would you do that thing that you do
让她们消失吗
when you just make them disappear?
- 我爱你里克 - 喔可以我懂了
- I love you, Rick! - Uh, yeah. Gotcha.
- 你先回后台的化妆室 - 你最棒了兄弟
- Just backstage, dressing room. - You're the best, man.
- 好的好你快让她们消失 - 他就在那
- All right, yeah, you got it. - There he is!
嗨你好
Hey, how's it going?
那个里克他想告诉你
Yeah, Rick, uh, he wanted you to know
他今天和你在一起很开心
that he really enjoyed hanging with you today,
但嗯
but, uh...
我们就要离开了所以
we gotta hit the road, so...
你喜欢这场演出吗
Did you like the, uh, like the show?
呃这臭味是从我身上来的
Ugh, that smell you are smelling is me.
呃是我我臭死了
Ugh, it's me. I reek.
其实是我
It's actually me.
我的休息日安排得超级棒
I have such a great day off planned.
- 我也是 - 你们都有安排了
- Me too. - You both do?
对我一直很想去参观凯夫山公墓
Well, I've always wanted to see Cave Hill cemetery,
但没人陪我去
but I can't get anyone to go with me.
所以比尔说我们可以一起去
And Bill actually suggested we go together.
我都等不及了我太爱墓地了
I can't wait. I fucking love a cemetery.
我要和西岸酷炫少年去锤头餐厅
Me and West Coast are hitting Hammerheads
- 吃鸭油薯条 - 嗯
- for duck fat fries. - Mmm.
听起来不错吧凯莉安
How does that sound, Kelly Ann?
听起来等等什么意思
It sounds... wait, what do you mean?
呃我一定要泡一个超级久的澡
Uh, I'm gonna take a long-ass shower.
明天我们登记酒店的时候我要点一个
The minute we check in tomorrow, I'm gonna order an omelet
煎蛋饼卷洋葱和培根
with, uh, bacon and onions
多加一个司康饼如果他们有的话
and maybe a... A scone if they have one.
嗨
Hey.
谢莉
Shelli...
- 里克还好吗 - 什么
- is Rick okay? - What?
没什么去公墓挺
Never mind. The cemetery sounds...
- 我知道 - 不错的
- I know. - amazing.
山德士上校（肯德基老爷爷）就葬在那
Colonel Sanders buried there.
其实有点像是技术顾问
Really kinda like a technical advisor
或者是比如说吉他界的忍♥者
slash, you know, guitar ninja
再比如比如其他很多对于我的头衔的称呼
slash, you know, lots... lots of slashes in my title.
喔明天刚好是我们的休息日
Oh, and tomorrow, there happens to be a day off
这就像是命中注定
as fate would have it.
好吧那是比尔
Cool. That's Bill.
没错他人挺好的
He's a great guy, yeah.
- 古奇 - 嗯
- Gooch... - Mm.
听说你要拿今晚的津贴
You said you needed your per diem tonight.
看看谁对你最好
Who's the man?
噢谢谢你最好了谢谢兄弟
Oh, no, you the man. Thanks, bro.
嗯
Mm.
你觉得我能不能先预支工资
You think maybe I could get an advance?
因为我得给我家那位寄更多钱
'Cause I have to send my old lady some more money.
- 又来 - 对好吧跟你说
- Again? - Yeah, well, you know,
她的表弟要重建些什么东西
so got this cousin who needs something reconstructed.
你看过我老婆的照片吗
You seen pictures of my old lady?
- 没有 - 就在那你看看
- No. - Right there, check it out.
这个这是你老婆
Right... this your wife?
- 是我老婆 - 这是你老婆
- That's my wife. - This is your wife?
没错她叫桑迪兄弟
That's my wife, Sandy, bro.
哇
Whoa-ho-ho!
- 兄弟 - 怎么
- My man. - Huh?
- 放回去 - 噢抱歉我的错
- Put it down. - Oh, my bad, sorry.
好吧我明天就要去路易斯维尔见她
Yeah, I'm gonna meet up with her tomorrow in Louisville.
- 我已经等不及了 - 我懂
- I can't wait. - I can see why.
对特别是上次连休几天的时候
Yeah, especially since my last few days off,
她在最后一刻放了我飞机
she had to cancel on me at the last minute.
嗯
Mm.
但老天保佑我明天就能见到她了
But I'll be seeing her tomorrow, God willing.
没错
That's right.
兄弟我已经跟你说了一整个星期了
Dude, I've been telling you all week
只要我们把250和251号♥轮子敲到后面去
if we just flip 250 and 251's wheels to the back,
RH6就会刚好嵌进那个位置
RH 6 will snuggle right in there.
好吧
Okay.
什么你怎么不跟我争了
What? Why aren't you arguing with me?
因为里克我今天让他下台了
It's Rick. I let him down today.
他的节奏太烂了
His rhythm got all fucked.
在这个乐队里如果没有了贝斯会怎么办
This band... if you take away the bass...
对他确实找不到拍子
Yeah, he was having trouble finding the tempo.
哥们他连舞台都找不到
He's having trouble finding the stage, dude.
好了拿到一块大的
All right, get a good piece.
噢
Oh.
天啊他就是为了舞台上那一刻而活的
God, he just lives for that moment on stage
- 当那些啤酒花 - 遇上葡萄酒我知道
- where the hops... - Meets the grapes, I know.
对遇上葡萄酒
Meets the grapes, right, yeah.
所以啤酒加红酒什么烦恼都没有对吧
So, you know, "Beer before wine, everything's fine," Right?
但上个星期他跟我要了一瓶格兰菲迪（威士忌酒）
But last week, he asked me for a Glenfiddich,
所以我就假装没看到
so I'm like, I don't know, "Wine before scotch,
他之前喝过红酒了
not on my watch."
所以在克里斯多夫的第二段独奏时
So I gave it to him after the wine,
我就把威士忌给了已经醉醺醺的他
during Christopher's second solo,
可是现在他就跟吞了安♥眠♥药♥似的
but now he's on the Lunesta, man.
毫无节奏感
Nothing rhymes with Lunesta.
他只是需要休息
He just needs a day off.
你也是哥们释放压力