乐队管家（2016）

Roadies S01E05

Part 5 Aug. 13, 2020, 4:27 p.m.

But I am dealing with some severe guest list bullshit,
包括那个所有人都
including the fucking governor,
不想见到的该死的州长
which not one member of this band wishes to meet.
还有我马上要见到我的姐姐萨伦
Also, I am about to see my sister Sharon,
她从来都没一次认可过我而我也从来没有
whose approval I have never once gotten and never,
放弃努力获得她的认可
ever stopped longing for.
你想看我用这个温度计
Do you want to see me shoot myself
打死我自己么
with this temperature gun?
如果你不想那么就找到那个珍妮
If not, you will find this Janine,
把她见鬼的票给她别让她进后台
give her her fucking ticket, no backstage.
跟她说乐队演出后要立刻离开
Explain to her that the band has to leave right after the show,
虽然很奇怪这是真的
which, weirdly, is true.
他们时间很紧
They're pulling a runner.
再提一句不用谢我因为她可能
And P.S., you're welcome, because she is probably
是唯一一个足够聪明的人也许她手上
the only one who was smart enough
还保留着碟片套装所需要的资料
to keep anything box-set wise.
雷吉纳德
Reginald?
- 这不是你的名字 - 这是我的名字
- That's not your name? - It is.
我只是喜欢听你叫我的名字
I just enjoyed hearing it being said by you.
我会找到这个珍妮的
I will find this Janine.
卧♥槽♥
Shit.
今天谁都能撩到我
Nobody is safe today.
等等她到底
Wait! What does she...
长什么样
look like?
呃她可能没法告诉你
Uh, she probably couldn't tell you.
这么多年没人见过珍妮
No one's seen Janine in years.
她真的会来吗就在今晚
She's actually here, like, tonight?
真是疯狂噢
That is crazy. Oh!
你先别胡思乱想
Hold your every thought.
我很快回来
I will be back in a jiff.
秒回
Less than a jiff.
斯塔顿豪斯乐队的过去回来了
Ghost of SHB past returns.
我靠这么多人恶
I mean, for fuck's sake. Uh...
- 你在找谁 - 我也不确定
- Who you looking for? - I am not sure.
他妈的这些人从来不给我足够的信息
I never get enough fucking information from these people.
不过这也不完全是他们的错因为
Although it's not entirely their fault since...
因为他们很久都没见过珍妮了
Since no one's seen Janine in so long?
珍妮贝克维茨
Janine Beckwith.
现在轮你做自我介绍了
N...now you say your name.
我是雷吉你好
I am Reg. Hello.
很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you as well.
哟韦斯见见迈克芬格
Yo, Wes! Meet Mike Finger.
他运营蓝黑粉丝网他现在来做
He runs The Blue and The Black. He's consulting
斯塔顿豪斯乐队碟片套装的咨♥询♥顾问
on the Staton-House box set.
- 嘿韦斯 - 原来你长这样
- Hey, Wes. - So this is what you look like?
额咨♥询♥顾问
Uh, s... consulting?
我打赌你有驯鹿乐队成立以来
I bet you have all the recordings
的所有录音
from the Caribou years.
事实上是的我还真的有
Matter of fact, I do, yeah.
厨房♥谈话录音呢
How about the Kitchen Sessions?
哦，没人有厨房♥谈话录音
Oh, nobody has the Kitchen Sessions.
- 那个很可能只是谣言 - 呃打赌你没有
- Those are mostly a rumor. - Uh, bet you don't have
那个他们在匹兹堡首次演唱
that one radio show where they
欢乐汽车旅馆的电台秀录音
debuted "Joy Motel" In Pittsburgh.
哦那个谁都有
Oh, everybody has that.
去年出了那个录音文件的种子
The files came out on a torrent last year.
嘿你有没有那个呃
Hey, do you have the, uh,
那个在KEXP电台录音结果
KEXP session where a fire
录音室着火的哪个版本
breaks out in the studio?
- 呃没有 - 好吧那那你有
- Uh, no. - Okay, well, what about
由杰夫特韦迪伴唱的
the original version of "Miss Begotten"
声名狼藉小姐的初始版本吗
with Jeff Tweedy singing a verse?
三次录制的版本我都有
I've got all three takes.
第三个是我从一个荷兰的收藏家那里搞到的
The third one, got it from a collector in Holland.
拿的是数字录音带在他车♥库♥甩卖♥♥的时候买♥♥的
Got it on a DAT found at a garage sale.
- 嘿嘿 - 什么品质
- Heh. - What quality?
哦直接录音的版本
Oh, straight from the board, yeah.
哇
Wow.
我还以为韦斯是全能专家呢
I thought Wes was the expert at everything.
迈克芬格你太牛逼了
Mike Finger, you are amazing.
我只是在这个领域里玩儿得还不错
Well, hey, I'm just... just a bit player in all of this, right?
嘿咖啡闻起来像是坦桑尼亚蓝山一样
Hey, that, uh, coffee almost smells like Tanzanian Blue.
哦这就是坦桑尼亚蓝山
It is Tanzanian Blue, actually
哦你知道吗呃
Oh, you know, uh, the...
他们用儿童奴隶来收割那些咖啡豆
they use child slave labor to harvest those beans.
国♥际♥特♥赦♥组织也参与其中
Amnesty International's gotten involved.
埃迪韦德一直在劝人们不要买♥♥这个咖啡
Eddie Vedder's been asking people not to buy them.
噢我很抱歉我提起了珍珠果酱乐队
Oh... I am so sorry that I brought up Pearl Jam.
谢谢
Thanks.
我确实认为迈克麦克里迪是个天才
I do think that Mike McCready is a genius,
但如果他真的非常聪明他应该重新雇佣你的
but if he was really smart, he... you know, h-he'd hire you back.
很荣幸见到你韦斯
It was an honor to meet you... Wes.
凯莉安呼叫麦洛里克知道
Kelly Ann for Milo. Rick knows about
要出席欢迎见面会并且见州长的事情吧
the meet-and-greet with the governor, right?
麦洛
Milo?
好吧随便你
All right, be that way.
听着珍妮
Listen, Janine.
呃很不凑巧乐队今天很赶时间
Uh, unfortunately, the band needs to leave,
演出结束以后立刻就得走所以
like, straight after the show, so...
所以不能去后台
So... so no backstage?
恐怕是的不能去后台
I'm afraid not, no.
你让我松了一大口气
You have no idea the weight you just lifted off me.
那是好事啊
Well, that's good.
你想现在进去吗
Do you wanna?
比尔回来了么还有问一下卢修斯乐队大概什么时候到
Is Bill back yet? And can we get an ETA on Lucius?
哦还有我姐姐来了以后立刻打电♥话♥给我
Oh, also, the second my sister checks in, call me,
让我能做好心理准备
so I can emotionally prepare.
- 嘿 - 哦太好了
- Hey. - Oh, yes!
嗯好的
Mmm. Okay.
脏杯子你收好
Now cut me off.
你知道那个迈克芬格么
So do you know this Mike Finger?
- 嗯哼 - 他有点问题
- Mm-hmm. - There's something about him.
我不信任他
I don't trust him.
别嫉妒人人都爱你们西岸酷炫少年
Don't be jealous. Everybody loves you, West Coast.
你不用这么夸我
You don't have to say that.
好吧还是夸夸我
Okay, say it.
- 你姐姐要来么 - 恶
- So your sister's coming? - Ugh!
她就比我大一岁还因为这个挺骄傲的
She's a year older than me, and she never lets me forget it.
- 就跟我稀罕似的 - 噢凯莉安仗着
- Like I care. - Oh, Kelly Ann lords it over me
比我大六分钟就作威作福
that she's six minutes older.
她紧抓这点不放就像抓着块毯子一样
She clings on to that shit like a blanket.
莎伦的芭比娃娃可以自己站着
See, Sharon ha... had the Barbie that could stand by itself.
我的芭比就永远破得站不住
My Barbie had to lean against something.
凯莉安把我最喜欢的忍♥者神龟的头拽下来了
Kelly Ann decapitated my favorite Ninja Turtle.
什么
What?
莱昂纳多
Leonardo.
噢莱昂纳多
Aww. Leonardo.
呃呃韦斯
Uh, uh, Wes?
你嗯你真的
You, um... you really...
闻起来像大♥麻♥
smell like weed.
你也很好闻
You smell quite good also.
你等会儿想看超级月亮吗
Do you want to look at the supermoon later?
好啊
Sure.
太好了
Hell yeah.
醒醒
Okay.
里克你在吗
Rick! Hello?
娜塔莉
Natalie?
伙计们
Guys!
呃抱歉
Guys! Look.
不好意思打断你俩