传教士

Preacher S04E02

Part 1 May 4, 2020, 11:09 a.m.

他在那呢
There he is!
我最新的造物
My latest creation.
好吧
Right.
双彩虹
Double rainbow!
不
No.
不不行我说了"不行" 不是吗
No, no. I said "No," haven't I?
我让你不要...
I've told you not to...
你经受了考验
You were tested...
而你
and you...
却
have...
失败了
failed!
我不知道一定是因为润滑剂之类的
I dunno, must've been the KY or somethin',
但那玩意就那样从我手里飞出去了
but the thing just flew outta my hand
直接掉进了浴缸里
and straight into the Jacuzzi...
我电死了两名合作的演员...
I electrocuted two of my co-stars...
正是在那时我意识到
That was when I realized
是时候离开色情片行业了
it was time to get out of the porn industry...
去机场是吧
Airport, huh?
你要去哪里
Where you goin'?
我要去和上帝谈谈然后拯救世界
I'm gonna talk to God and save the world.
有点迟了吧不觉得吗
It's a bit late for that, don'tcha think?
拜托认真的你要去哪里
Come on, seriously. Where you headed?
去这个...老二吗
To this... penis?
这是座山
It's a mountain...
或者石头
or rock.
我觉得
I think.
你觉得
You think?
认真的吗
Seriously?
你起床后抛弃了我
You up and leave me
却不知道自己要去哪里
and you don't know where you're going?
这些人
These people.
总是在为一些事情哭泣
Always cryin' over somethin'.
你不打算停车吗
You're not gonna stop?
绝对不
Hell no.
别担心神父
Don't you worry, Father.
那小子要么是个麻风病人
That boy's either a leper,
要么是小偷或恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
or thief or terrorist.
-或者他只是个小孩子 -你说是就是吧
- Or he's just a little kid. - If you say so.
我告诉你吧他可绝对不是个基♥督♥...
I'll tell you one thing; he damn sure ain't no Christia...
停车
Stop the truck!
耶稣·德萨德
去吧神父
You go on, Father,
去为我们拯救世界吧
you save the world for us.
我的狗...先生
My dog... Mister.
它死了
He dead!
出什么事了
What happened?
你在干什么
Whatcha you doin'?
把你身上的东西给我贱♥人♥
Give me your shit, bitch!
孩子你知道吗
Kid, you know...
我可没在闹着玩
I'm dead-ass right now.
把枪放下
Drop the gun.
不
Oh, no!
我的狗
My dog...
先生
Mister.
它死了
He's dead!
你还想怎样
Well, what now?
不你别想拿走这双靴子
No, you're not getting the boots.
巡逻队刚刚报告看见了卡斯特
Patrol just reported a Custer sighting.
是现在就派直升机和突击队
Send in the choppers and an assault unit now
还是等招待会之后再说
or after the meet and greet?
卡斯特在逃长官
Custer's on the run, sir.
那个逼可不会自己刻上他的头
That vagina's not gonna carve itself.
是的是的但如今我们要先处理别的事
Yes, yes... but for now, we have something else in mind...
是吗长官
We do, sir...?
当然了图丽普
Of course. Tulip.
她依旧会来找这个吸血鬼
She'll still come for the vampire...
-我想知道 -那个女孩是关键
- I wonder... - The girl's the key.
她是他的弱点
She's his weakness.
-她始终都是他的 -弗兰基在附近吗
- She's always been his... - Is Frankie around?
托斯卡尼吗先生
Toscani, sir?
我可能需要一些
I may need some, uh...
外科援助
surgical assistance.
所以你从远方来就是为了我是吗
So, what, you come all the way out here just for me, did you?
没有什么本地拷问的活干吗
Is there no local torture work going down?
都是因为全球化
Globalization.
我曾经就是一个兢兢业业糊口养家的男人
Used t'be a guy could work hard, support his family,
从没离开自己的一亩三分地
never leave the five boroughs.
现在呢
Now?
跟过去完全不一样
It ain't the same.
我很怀念纽约的老时光
I miss the old New York days.
70年代
'70s...
80年代
'80s.
天哪我想念的是纽约真正的老时光
Christ, I miss the really old New York days.
跟巴比·鲁思和欧尼·麦登
Puking behind the back of McSorley's
在麦克索利酒吧喝到吐
with Babe Ruth and Owney Madden. Ah.
不会吧你认识杀手麦登
No shit, you knew "Killer" Madden?
是啊我认识
Yeah, I did. Yeah. Well...
我曾经有一次看他把枪塞到一个人菊花里
You know, I once watched him... he put a gun up a man's arse
然后把他的脑浆蹦的满天花板都是
and just blew his brains all over the ceiling, like.
老兄
Oh, man.
这可太经典了
That's classic.
你喜欢这故事吗
D'you like that?
可笑的是这是我将来要杀掉你的方法
What's funny is that's exactly how I'm gonna kill you.
所有圣杯团成员注意
Attention all Grail personnel,
请更新你们的权限
please update your authorization...
来跟我讲一下硬汉
Tell me somethin', tough guy.
你的朋友把你带到了出口
Yer friend got you all the way to the exit.
发生了什么
What happened?
不我很好奇
No, I'm curious.
你为什么不直接
Why didn't you just...
离开
leave?
你知道我们爱尔兰人
You know us Irish.
从来不会放过错失机会的机会
Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
好了孩子们
All right, kids.
我们开始上课
We're back.
现在
Now.
谁想来试一下
Who wants a go?
不是吧
Oh, come on.
他这个人好恶毒啊
Oh, he's a mean one.
在吗
Hello?
朋友
Friend?
你在干什么
What are you doing?
在里面
Hey, in there!
他跑到哪里去了
Where the hell did he go?
什么鬼
What the hell?
我的天哪他挺野啊
My goodness... he's a wild one!
是吗你最好继续找
Oh, yeah? Well, you better keep looking!
如果这个人跑了出去
'Cause if this guy gets out
那就该其他人的屌♥挨刀了
it'll be somebody else's dick on the knife.
所有圣杯团成员注意
Attention all Grail personnel,
在同源血统节
the car wash will be open regular hours
洗车房♥会照常开放
during the Festival of Homogenous Bloodline.
城市衰败
城市衰败
你是谁
W-who are you?
我就是海象
I am the walrus.
你想要干什么
What do you want?!
我想要你
I want you...
圣吧和圣杯
汽车旅馆
圣杯的战士们死的光荣
Proud die the Soldiers of the Grail!
为他们荣耀的战斗吹起号♥角
Trumpet the men and the glorious fight they made.
枪炮手鸽子腿