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23号♥车汇报
Car 23 reporting.
未发现疑犯
No sign of the suspect.
收到 23号♥
Copy that, Unit 23.
6号♥和14号♥呢
Units 6 and 14?
6号♥报告
Uh, Unit 6 reporting.
没有发现
Uh, negative. No sign.
14号♥
Unit 14?
14号♥ 你能收到吗
Unit 14, do you copy?
这里是14号♥ 也没有发现她
This is Unit 14. No sign of him here, either.
我们一出城就弃车
Soon as we get out the city, we'll ditch the car.
你还好吧
You okay back there?
你道歉了
你回来了 道歉了
我只要这样就够了
好吧
Well...
这是我欠你的 伙计
...I owed you that much, buddy.
但这还是不够
对不起 我去不了拉斯维加斯了
Sorry I'm not gonna make it to Vegas.
-我听说那里很好玩 -那就是个粪坑
- I hear it's fun. - It's a stinkin' shit hole.
这个会议
It's just this conference.
这是两千年来他们让我
In 2,000 years, it's pretty much
做的唯一一件事
the only thing they've asked me to do.
我明白
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
耶稣不想惹上什么麻烦
Jesus doesn't wanna get into trouble.
不是因为那个
It's not that.
不是因为那个
It's not that.
这...再怎么也比吸毒和蛇人好
It... Besides, it's better than toking dope and shooting people.
你跟我想象中的真不一样
Man, you are not what I expected.
我爸爸也这么说
That's what my dad says.
好了 听我说
All right, listen to me.
我不需要你说出来
I don't need you to say it.
我只需要你明白
I just need you to know it.
他是个混♥蛋♥
He's an asshole.
你要继续去负你的责任什么的
Just 'cause you're goin' back to do the responsible thing
不代表我也得去
or whatever doesn't mean I have to.
没错 没错
That's right. That's right.
你想做什么都行 就像你说的
You can do whatever you want, just like you said.
这对我们来说都没错
That's true for all of us, isn't it?
所以这一切才这么难
It's what makes it so hard.
图丽普
耶稣在哪里
Where's Jesus?
他回去了
He went back.
出什么事了
What is goin' on?
天使在和恶魔打架
Angel and a demon fighting.
-准备好了吗 -准备好了
- Ready? - Ready.
天启 2020年
世界末日
希望你没有不等我到就开始天启了
I hope you haven't started the apocalypse without me.
当然不会了 陛下
'Course not, Holiness.
希♥特♥勒♥先生
Mr. Hitler...
久仰大名
...your reputation precedes you.
我不会和你握手的 我知道你都做了什么
I won't shake your hand. I know what you've done.
但是 作为救世之主
But, as the Redeemer,
我会给你一个拥抱
I will give you a hug.
耶稣基♥督♥
先生们
Gentlemen...
阿道夫·希♥特♥勒♥
基♥督♥耶稣
我们能开始了吗
...shall we begin?
你去过澳大利亚吗
You ever been to Australia?
没有 但我听说那里很危险
No, but I hear it's right deadly.
没错 有鲨鱼 对吧
Yeah. Sharks, right?
对 还有蜘蛛和蛇
Mm-hmm. And spiders and snakes
还有该死的鳄鱼 蝙蝠有老鹰那么大
and bloody crocodiles, bats as big as eagles.
考拉都携带有衣原体 你知道吗
Koalas have chlamydia out there. Do you know that?
那里简直就像个屠宰场
It's like a bloody slaughterhouse.
真的吗 不错
Seriously? Cool.
有人来...送你下地狱
道歉...比不上给脑袋来一枪
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