传教士

Preacher S04E07

Part 1 May 4, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

好了吗
All right?
现在该你了
Now it's your turn.
先选一个点
Just pick a spot.
然后在脑海里回想
And put it in your mind's eye.
想好了吗
You got it?
甩竿吧
Now let it fly.
你好
Hello.
我是谁
Who am I?
费雷
Fiore.
你是谁
Who are you?
杰西·卡斯特
Jesse Custer.
没错很好
Right. Good.
我是死了吗
Am I dead?
是的
Yeah.
这里是天堂吗
This is Heaven?
总之这里可不是南法
Well, it ain't the South of France.
她是谁
Who is that?
我不知道某个在钓鱼的女孩
I don't know. Some girl fishing.
走吧
Come on.
太不可思议了
It's incredible.
你该看看这里战争前的样子
Should have seen it before the war.
我们和你讲过的吧无尽之战
We told you about that. The Endless War?
善与恶天堂与地狱
Good and Evil. Heaven and Hell.
两边总是势均力敌
And it was always tit for tat.
我们赢一战他们赢一战
We'd win a battle, they'd win a battle,
但没有真正的赢家或输家
but nobody ever really won or lost.
直到上帝离开
Until God left.
如今地狱处于新的管理者手中
And now, with Hell under new management...
别误解我的意思
I mean, don't get me wrong.
耶稣已经尽力了但他不是希♥特♥勒♥
Jesus has been doing his best, but he's not Hitler.
他没那种杀手直觉
Doesn't really have that killer instinct.
因此我们找到了你
Which brings us to you.
我们真的很...高兴你来了
We're just so...glad you're here.
闲人免进
厉害
Cool.
这是怎么回事
What's going on?
"这是怎么回事" 我刚刚不一直在说吗
"What's going on?" I've just been telling you what!
你只说了"耶稣不是希♥特♥勒♥"
Well, you told me "Jesus is no Hitler."
好的知道了
Okay. Good to know.
简直了
It's impossible.
我觉得自己像是在对牛弹琴
I feel like I'm speaking monkey to a cow.
好吧天堂空了
Right. Heaven is empty.
上帝走了
God is gone.
我们想让你...
We want you...
接替他
to take His place.
再见
主
图丽普
亲爱的也许...
My dear. You think maybe it...
马上回来
Back in a minute.
新鲜鸡蛋
走地母鸡
今天布里斯班在橄榄球场上并不顺利
It's a bad day on the oval for Brisbane.
未尝败绩的喜鹊队取得了七连胜
The undefeated Magpies extend their win streak to seven.
作弊的王八蛋
Ugh, cheatin' bastards.
-晚上好 -晚上好
- Evening. - Evening.
门铃响了我都不知该如何是好
The bell rung and I didn't know what to think.
这个点了诸如此类的
I mean, out here at this hour, and so forth.
-出什么事了吗 -我和我朋友...
- Is everything all right? - Me and my friend...
我们刚刚不得不在路边停车
We just had to pull over at the side of the road down there.
我明白了
Ah, I see.
你们没油了是吧
You're out of petrol, are you?
是这样吗你们没油了
That what happened? You're out of petrol?
是的当然
Yeah, of course.
进来吧帮你收拾收拾
Come on in. Let's get you sorted out.
没油了这种错误很常见
Easy enough mistake to make with the petrol.
我自己去年就出过这事
Done it myself last year.
你渴吗我刚做了柠檬苏打水
You thirsty? I just fixed a lemon squash.
好吧
So, uh, yeah.
我当时正在去珀斯的半路上
I was halfway to Perth
保佑这团糟
然后发现油箱空空如也
before noticing the tank was as dry as a nun's gusset.
伙计
Oh, mate.
你...你不该这样的
I... I wish you wouldn't.
那些毛巾是我老婆的
Those towels are the Missus'.
你老婆在哪
Where is the Missus?
和主在一起
With the Lord.
癌症
Cancer.
见上帝去了是吗
With the Lord, huh?
那挺好
Good for her.
你的胳膊
Your arm.
怎么了
What happened?
太阳晒的
Sunburn.
你想干什么
What do you want?
好吧
Well.
我是来吃你的鸡的
I came to eat your chickens.
有人吗
Hello?
什么反应也没有
Nothing?
他不在家
He wasn't home?
不在
Nope.
但我知道怎么找到他
But I know how to get Him.
耶稣希♥特♥勒♥
不给圣父带些什么吗
Nothing for the Allfather?
圣父的事他自己会操心
The Allfather's business is the business of the Allfather.
是啊
Right.
我猜他还没回来吧
Guess he's still away.
圣杯成员请注意
Attention, Grail personnel.
现代奇迹研讨会
The modern miracles seminar
将于周四上午十点在六号♥会议室举♥行♥
will be held in conference room 6 at 10:00 a.M. Thursday.
不站住
No! Stop!
站住
Stop!
求求你停下吧
Stop! Please!
站住
Stop!
朝闻美♥利♥坚♥
五四三
Five, four, three...
你家的猫在入侵你的银行账户吗
Is your household cat hacking into your bank account?
我们将会和联邦调查局探员
We're gonna sit down with an FBI agent
一起分享一些有趣的见解但首先
with some interesting thoughts, but first,
看看今天的头条新闻
let's check-in with the day's top news.
克雷格看来罗茜·欧唐内
Craig. Sounds like Rosie O'Donnell's
又一次有大♥麻♥烦了
landed in hot water again?
不好意思伙计们我不想读这破玩意
Sorry, guys. I'm not reading this crap.
今天就算了
Not today.
作为一名记者
You know, as a journalist,
也是六年以来这档节目仅存的记者
or what's left of one after six years on this show,
我感觉有义务谈论一下日渐黑暗的政♥治♥形势
I feel bound to talk about the darkening political situation.
澳大利亚和新西兰
Australia and New Zealand.
爆发中的爆♥炸♥事件
Ah, this explosion thing, right? In the Outback?
两万五千吨♥级的爆♥炸♥
Yeah. This 25-kiloton detonation
逼迫世界上的超级大国纷纷站边
pushing the world's superpowers to take sides
进一步强化核交换战争的威胁
and so threaten a wider nuclear exchange
最终将会让整个星球笼罩在蘑菇云里
that will leave the planet an ash-choked shitscape.
太可怕了
Scary stuff.
也许应该插播一下广♥告♥
Maybe we should break for commercial?
克雷格
Craig.
有孩子们在看节目呢
There are children watching.
那孩子们就可以告诉自己的家长
Well, then the children can tell their parents
让他们双膝下跪祈求上帝的宽恕
to get on their knees and beg for God's mercy.
因为据我所见
Because as far as I can see,
唯一能拯救我们的
the only thing that will save us
就只能是他妈的奇迹了
is a goddamn miracle!
来啊坐下
Go on. Sit.
总得有人站出来
Someone needs to step in.
为何不是你呢
Why not you?
我就是阿尔法