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So close, mein Frau.
就差一点
So close.
斯塔尔先生 多么荣幸
Ah, Herr Starr. What an...
你知道情况多危急吗 知道他们怎么承诺的吗
Do you know what's at stake, what I've been promised?
末日将会降临
The apocalypse is going to happen,
没有任何破事能阻止我
and no teeny, tiny tin-pot is going to get in my way!
趁我还在 那个弥撒亚
While I'm here, the Messiah.
你已经见过他了
Now that you've laid eyes on him,
你觉得他看上去怎么样
how did he seem to you?
非常棒 圣父
Fantastisch, mein Allfather.
恭喜你
Congratulations.
终于有一个值得信任的弥撒亚了
F-Finally, a Messiah we can believe in.
主是我的引路人
我必不至缺乏
他使我躺卧在青草地上
他知道自己伤不了你 为什么还回来
因为他知道如果他不来 我会伤害你
'Cause he knows if he doesn't, I'll hurt you.
行人
让开
Move it out!
进入此区域请务必佩戴安全帽
危险
建筑工地
未授权人士请勿进入
危险
请勿进入
进来吧
Coming in now.
安静
Quiet.
听好了
Listen up.
我们走
Let's go.
圣吧和圣杯
汽车旅馆
像狗一样因大肆谋杀而被追杀
Hunted down like a dog over an orgy murder.
所以我们得团结互助 不是吗
I mean, this is why we need to stick together, isn't it?
这都是我的错
You know, it's all my fault.
不是杰西的
It's not Jesse.
他只是像个好朋友一样来了
He turned up like a good friend should.
他说"听着 我知道我们有分歧
He said, "Look, I know we've had our differences,
你和我 但现在这些都不重要
you and I, but that doesn't matter right now
因为你的包皮在不停地被一个
on account of you getting repeatedly foreskinned
胖手意大利人割掉"
by a meat-handed Italian man."
老天 他本来是来阻止这一切的 来帮忙的
Christ, he was there to stop it. He'd come to help.
你知道我怎么说吗
And do you know what I said to that?
你知道我愚蠢 自私的回应是什么吗
Do you know what my stupid, selfish response was?
-"我宁愿被割包皮" -没错
- "I'd rather be circumcised." - That's right.
所以我要好好弥补我的错误
Which means I got a lot of work to do to make it up to him now.
所以也许去澳大利亚解救他
So maybe goin' down to Australia to rescue him
无论他让自己陷入了什么操蛋麻烦中
from whatever godforsaken mess he's got himself into
看起来是个不错的开始 你觉得呢
seems like a pretty good start, doesn't it, you know?
好了 出发吧 我们上路
All right, so go on. Let's hit the road.
-去救我们的伙伴 -不 谢了
- Go and get our boy. - No, thank you.
你这是什么意思
What'd you mean by that?
意思是我不去
It means I ain't goin'.
你不是认真的
You don't really mean that.
得修车
Gotta fix the car.
化油器有灰
Dust in the carburetor.
然后我们就出发
Then we're takin' off.
和耶稣出发
Tak... takin' off w-with Jesus Christ?
他想去拉斯维加斯
He wants to see Las Vegas.
我觉得他...
I think he's...
我也不知道该怎么想
I don't know what to think.
好吧 但你不能就这么离开
All right, but you can't just leave.
我们不该团结吗
Shouldn't we stick together?
你一起来啊
Come with.
与孤独 帅气的耶稣公路旅行
Out on the road with a lonely, handsome Jesus?
应该很有趣
Could be fun.
考虑下吧
Think about it.
我不想去
I don't want to.
走吧
Let's go!
圣吧和圣杯
汽车旅馆
车不错
Nice car.
72年版舍韦勒SS
'72 Chevelle SS.
350板条箱引擎和整流进气罩
Crate 350 with a cowl-induction hood
和4-11变速器
and 4-11 gears.
气流大♥师♥排气管和牵引力强大的轮胎
Flowmaster and TA tires.
而且全是我的
And all mine.
挺好
Yeah.
你确定吗
You sure about this?
离开
Takin' off?
当然
Of course.
你不是有事要做吗
Don't you got stuff to do,
在水上行走 变水为酒什么的
like walkin' on water, turnin' it into wine?
我也不知道
I don't know.
那些大部分都只是比喻
Oh, most of that's pretty much just metaphor.
因为我们一旦上路你就没法反悔了
'Cause there's no changin' your mind once we hit the road.
我们要坚持到底
We're committed.
有一个会议
Well, there is this conference
我本该去那帮忙 但是
I'm supposed to be helping out with, but...
不
No.
我是个生来无义务的人
I was born a man without obligations.
在地上行走 与人们在一起
Walking the Earth, being with people,
我觉得我只需要做这些
I think that's all the stuff I need to do.
我喜欢
I like that.
因为我们要去走一些劲爆的地方
'Cause we're gonna walk some serious Earth.
那个未得救赎的人 他会一起去吗
The unredeemed one, will he be joining us?
卡西
Cass?
他在考虑
He's thinkin' 'bout it.
性♥爱♥ 性♥爱♥ 性♥爱♥
Sex, sex, sex.
那些湿润的下♥体♥ 双腿紧紧环绕
Those juicy flanks. Legs wrapped tight.
感受到我在她体内
Feelin' of me inside her.
对 我觉得你知道我在说什么 小精虫
Yeah, I think you know what I'm talkin' about, you dirty bird.
什么事儿让你这么激动
What the hell's got you so worked up?
小别胜新婚 在她到埃芬迪之前
Hot date. I haven't seen her in years.
我们已经
When she lands, on.
多年未见了
Effendi.
你和你女友呢 那个性感尤物
What about you and your gal? Hot number.
不 不 她不是我女友
No, no, she's not my gal.
她当然是 你也别自责了
But of course she is. Don't blame you, either.
那楚楚动人的大眼睛
Big baby eyes.
诱人的焦糖色肌肤
Sweet caramel skin.
俏皮的上勾拳
Oh. Naughty little uppercut.
她是我好哥们的女朋友
She's my best mate's girl.
我们不可能的
It's not gonna happen.
没错 是不可能
No. No, it's not.
你这种态度当然不可能
Not with that attitude.
听我说 朋友
Listen to me, friend.
有时我们不得不掷骰子决定
Every now and then, you have to roll the dice.
爱情来之不易 尤其是禁忌之恋
Love isn't easy, forbidden love, especially.
会让你五内俱焚 伤痕累累
Breaks and beats ya.
被撕成碎片
Rips you to shreds.
但正当你觉得
But then, right when you think
心痛得无法再多忍♥受一秒时
your heart can't take another second,
它又会让你重生
it gives you life.
给你带来闪闪发光的崭新人生
Dazzling and new.
这份爱值得为之奋斗 这份爱...
A love worth fighting for. A love so...
够了 马上闭嘴 够了
That's enough, now. That's enough.
闭嘴 别再说那些肮脏的蠢话了
Shut your mouth, you oozy little gobshite.
看在上帝的份上 我...
For the love of God, I am...
一直在努力做正确的事 好吗
tryin' to do the right thing, okay?
老天 就这一次
God, for once.
你说得对
You're right.
我有什么资格给你提爱情建议
Who am I to give advice about love?
看看我自己
Look what it got me.
被天堂除名 被流放 监禁
Cast out of heaven, exiled, imprisoned.
都因为那些冒着热气的...
And all because of some smokin' hot piece...
什么
What?
她来了
She's here.
你为什么没来救我
我不知道我可以救你
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