好想做一次（2020）

Never Have I Ever S01E02

Part 3 Sept. 29, 2020, 3:55 p.m.

If they can do it, we can learn how to do it too.
如果他们会我们也能学会
Missionary.
传教士式
Reverse cowgirl.
反转女牛仔
The love seat.
观音坐莲
Snowmanning.
骑乘式
Jolly Roger?
海盗旗式
The Trust Bird.
信任鸟式
Hey, this was really uncomfortable for me to watch.
这画面让我非常不舒服
How is... the weather?
天气... 好吗
Good.
很好
How is the weather for you?
你那边天气怎样
Southern California. Can't complain.
南加州没什么可抱怨的
What's interesting about me is...
我最有趣的地方是...
I'm in a six-year research program
我在进行一个为期六年的研究项目
to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease.
寻找莱姆病的预防性疗法
We've had a recent breakthrough, and it's--
我们最近取得了突破…
Namaskaar, Maami, Maama. What she loves to do is cook.
你们好她最喜欢的还是做饭
Kamala, tell them about some of your favorite recipes.
卡玛拉跟他们说说你最爱的菜谱
Tater-tot nachos.
墨西哥风味烤薯球
What she meant to say was sambar, idli, dosa.
她想说的是酸豆汤蒸米糕和多莎饼
All the classics. You name it, she can cook it.
所有经典的小吃只要你说的出她就做得出
Except meat.
除了肉
I do eat eggs.
但我吃鸡蛋
She's joking.
她开玩笑的
It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV.
那是她最喜欢的美国电视剧角色的口头禅
"I do eat eggs. I do eat eggs."
"但我吃鸡蛋但我吃鸡蛋"
That's how she says. I do eat eggs.
她就是这么说的但我吃鸡蛋
You shouldn't wear so much makeup.
你不应该化这么浓的妆
It'll collect on your mustache.
会蹭在你的小胡子上
At least I can grow a mustache.
我至少能长出胡子来
My doctor says any day now.
医生说很快我也能长出来了
Who are you trying to impress?
你化妆给谁看啊
Not that it's any of your business, but I'm kind ofxa0seeing someone,
跟你没什么关系不过我算正在谈恋爱
and I have a date after school.
放学以后我要去约会
Devi, the only person you're seeing is your therapist,
德维你唯一约会的人就是你的心理医生
because you went straight-up psycho and couldn't walk for three months.
因为你彻底发疯三个月都走不了路
Oh, yeah?
是吗
Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow,
我明天又要走不了路了
because I'm about to go get railed.
因为我要被猛操了
Peace out, virgin.
我走了处♥男♥
Yeah, you can come see the bike whenever you want,
是你可以随时来看车
and yes, it's in perfect condition, not one scratch.
是的完好无损一道划痕都没有
Okay, bye.
好的再见
Hey, we already have one perfect daughter.
我们已经有一个完美的女儿了
That is all we need.
已经足够了
Our family is complete.
我们的家已经完整了
Why don't we go outside?
我们去外面好不好
Take some fresh air.
呼吸一下新鲜空气
It'll make you feel better.
会让你感觉好些的
I don't want to feel better.
我不想感觉好些
Trust me.
相信我
There is nothing to worry about, my love!
没什么好担心的亲爱的
I had the bike blessed at the temple.
我到庙里给这车开过光了
Devi had prepared all she could,
德维做好了一切准备
just like I did for the US Open Final in '84 when I won in straight sets.
就像我赢下84年美国公开赛大满贯一样
But if she was gonna win her first major, she had to put her game face on.
但如果她想赢下自己的第一次她得打起精神
Okay, Devi. You can do this.
好了德维你能做到
You can do sex.
你能做♥爱♥的
It's like riding a bike...
就像骑车一样
except the bike is a man.
只不过自行车换成男人
'Sup?
嘿
I'm just finishing up a run.
我刚跑完步
Okay, cool.
好吧
So do you need to stretch or something,
你要拉伸一下之类的吗
or are you good to just go into your garage and have sex with me?
还是你准备好去车♥库♥里和我上♥床♥了
I'm good to go to the garage.
直接去车♥库♥吧
So, here we are...
我们坐在这…
about to pleasure each other.
马上要让对方爽了
But before I can rock your world, I need to freshen up.
但在我爽翻你之前得去个厕所
Can you point me in the direction of the ladies' room?
能告诉我女洗手间在哪儿吗
I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it.
我可不想做到一半尿出来
Yeah, that'd be bad.
是啊那可不太好
First door on the right. Thanks.
右边第一个门谢谢
Jesus Christ!
天啊
Are you okay?
你还好吗
I heard you yell.
我听到你喊了
I'm Paxton's sister.
我是帕克斯顿的姐姐
I dropped my phone in the toilet.
我把手♥机♥掉厕所里了
It's clean now. It dried fast.
已经弄干净了干得很快
Oh, okay.
哦好吧
Hey, can you help me with something?
你能帮我个忙吗
Uh, sure.
好啊
I'm going to the movies with my friends.
我要和朋友们去看电影
Which pair of jeans is the fiercest?
这两条裤子哪条最炫
For sure the distressed ones. They look hot.
当然是做旧的那条很性感
Yeah, I got them at Old Navy. I work there.
我在老海军买♥♥的我在那边工作
Cool. I got fired from retail.
真酷我被零售店开除了
They said my hands were too sweaty to fold clothes.
因为他们说我手汗太多不适合叠衣服
So are you Paxton's new girlfriend?
你是帕克斯顿的新女友吗
You think I look like one of Paxton's girlfriends?
你觉得我看着像帕克斯顿的女朋友
No.
不像
Because you don't look like a skank.
因为你看着不像贱♥人♥
Damn, girl. Savage burn. Thanks.
靠妹子够狠谢谢
I'm Rebecca.
我是丽贝卡
I'm Devi. It's nice to meet you.
我是德维很高兴认识你
What are you doing?
你干什么呢
Becca, I thought you were at work.
贝卡我还以为你在上班呢
I switched with Lisa.
我和丽萨换班了
She gets her braces off tomorrow.
她明天要去摘牙套
You said you were just going to the bathroom. What the hell?
你说你要去上厕所这是什么情况
Wait. Are you mad at me or something?
等等你是生我的气了吗
Have fun at the movies.
祝你看电影看得开心
Nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你
Why are you sneaking around my house and talking to my sister?
你为什么要在我家乱逛还和我姐姐说话
Was I not supposed to? I didn't even know you had a sister.
我不应该吗我都不知道你还有个姐姐
Oh, you think I'm hiding her now,
你认为我在藏着她
because I'm embarrassed of her, or something?
因为我觉得她丢人吗
No, I didn't say that. Okay.
不我没这么说好吧
I don't think this is gonna work. All right, you should probably just go.
我觉得这样不行你还是走吧
Devi, let's go! Traffic is heavier than usual!
德维我们出发吧今天路上车特别多
There was a dead body found on the 101.
101号♥公路上发现一具尸体
Paxton, can I talk to you?
帕克斯顿能跟你说句话吗
Oh, my God!
我的天啊
Were you just at the Hot Pocket with Paxton?
你刚刚是和帕克斯顿在帅哥角吗
Because you... Oh, my double God. You don't even have to say another word.
因为你... 我的天啊你都不用多说一句话了
I can already tell you're not a virgin anymore.
我都能看出来你已经不是处♥女♥了
You're glowing. No, um...
你在放光不
Devi, this is amazing.
德维这太棒了
You just went from the person in school that everyone felt sad for
你一下子从整个学校都觉得可怜的人
to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of.
变成了学校里每个人都嫉妒的人
And there it was, the truth.
事实就是这样
Everyone pitied her.
每个人都可怜她
And if Devi came clean now,
如果德维现在说实话
she'd be back to being nothing more than the school's sob story.
她就只能做回全校人眼中的可怜虫
Yeah. No, it's crazy.
是啊太疯狂了
I can't believe I'm a woman now.
我不敢相信我现在是女人了
It feels totally different.
感觉完全不一样
Hey, Fabiola.
法比奥拉
Can't wait to hit up Wetzel's P's with you this weekend.
等不及这周末和你一起去百客美了
Same.
我也是