市长先生（2021）

谁发的
Who's it from?
我觉得我们昨晚的
I don't feel good about
知识问答表现得不好 托马斯先生
our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás.
那是侥幸 典型的《贫民窟的百万富翁》
It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire."
杰登只是因为布卡迪比波的墙上一张照片
Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture
才知道托斯卡尼尼是谁的
on the wall at Buca di Beppo.
各位 我在想 我们把预算分一分吧
Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget.
按资历做就行了
Just do it by seniority.
每个人都拿一部分来证明
Everyone takes a section to proof.
我不想再熬夜了
I don't wanna keep doing late nights.
- 好啊 听起来不错 - 好主意
Yeah, sure, sounds good. Great idea.
我也知道你们不想再像昨晚那样
And I know you two don't want another night like last night.
我打赌你一定被
I bet it's driving you crazy
- 我和杰登打败了你逼疯了 - 还杰登和我呢
that me and Jayden beat you. Jayden and I.
因为你觉得你比我们聪明
'Cause you think you're smarter than us.
只有经验上是这样 你必须承认
Only empirically. You gotta admit.
你和夸皮斯很幸运
You and Kwapis got pretty lucky.
幸运吗
Lucky?
米凯拉·肖从来运气不好
Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky.
我从一条复古牛仔裤上感染了HPV
I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans.
你们以为自己很聪明吗 我们再来一场吧
You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch.
波吉餐厅 就今晚
Porgy's, tonight.
还是你们是弱鸡呢
Or are you dollar chicken?
咕 咕
Bock, bock.
这是答应了还是什么
Wait, was that a yes or a no?
- 比赛上见 - 又去波吉餐厅吗
See you on the ice. Porgy's again?
我的生日愿望实现了
My birthday wish came true!
嘿 宝贝 我刚要
Hey, sweetie. I was just about
我知道你收到我的短♥信♥了 它说是已读 爸爸
I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad.
愚蠢的手♥机♥ 我好困惑
Stupid phone! I'm just confused.
我是说 昨天 你说我的决定应该
I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions
永远是和特别的人在一起
should always be with some
特别的人 我遇到了
Someone special. And I meant that.
哦 所以那个女人很特别是吗
Oh, so that was someone special?
那个你给叫了出租的女士
The lady that you called an Uber pool for?
我们用的共享账号♥ 爸
We share an account, Dad.
我讨厌这些高科技
I hate these things!
听着 我跟你说那个的时候
Look, when I said that stuff to you,
我 我想的就是妮可
I was I was thinking about Nicole.
她很特别
She's very special.
天呐 爸爸 真的吗
Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really?
对 你是我特别的女士
Yeah, she's my special lady.
如果她对你特别 那她也对我特别
If she's special to you, then she's special to me.
我什么时候能见她 今晚怎么样
When can I meet her? How about tonight?
好
OhIyeah.
不 我不知道今晚有没有时间
No, I don't know if tonight's possible.
是 妮可是个忙碌的职业女性
Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and
你知道 我今晚也没有空
Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either.
拉蒂斯邀请我去参加他长曲棍球的泳池派对
Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party.
他上的是一个给独♥立♥于父母儿童设立的
He goes to a magnet school for kids
特色学校
who were emancipated from their parents.
其实 今晚可以 我刚记起来
Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered.
你应该去和妮可见面
You should meet Nicole tonight.
去见妮可 好吗
Let's meet Nicole, all right?
但愿智慧的队伍胜利
May the most intelligent team win.
唯贤是举
Meritocracy!
友谊
Friendship! Yay!
今晚的奖品是个大奖
Tonight's prize is a big one
低音管
a bassoon!
全新 还在盒子里面
Brand new, still in the case,
猜猜看我的儿子吹了多少次
guess how many times my son played it?
正确答案是一次都没有
The correct answer is none!
第一个问题涉及世界地理
The first question is in world geography.
这个处于副赤道带的国家
This subequatorial country
是黄尾绒毛猴
is home to the yellowtailed woolly monkey
还有一只喜欢吃果酱熊的故乡
and one marmaladeloving bear
秘鲁 因为是帕丁顿熊
Peru! 'Cause Paddington.
正确 - 太好了
Correct! - Yes!
咪♥咪♥·罗杰斯 妮可·基特曼 凯蒂·霍尔姆斯
Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes,
老戈格佐普
and Gorgolzop the Elder.
答对了
That's it!
牙龈疾病 牙龈炎
The gum disease, gingivitis!
又答对了
Correct again!
- 阿诺德·亨利·凯格尔 - 答对了
Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! Nailed it!
阿♥拉♥斯加的首都
What is the capital of Alaska
是朱诺 贾科斯
That'd be Juneau, Jax.
你还没让我读完问题
You didn't let me finish the question.
阿♥拉♥斯加首都的主要的出口产品
What is the capital of Alaska's main export
- 天然气 - 在天然气之后的
Natural gas. - After natural gas?
- 鱼 - 说对了
Fishes? Bingo!
你需要放松下来听完问题
You need to relax and listen to the whole question.
一个男人叫我放松下来倾听欸
Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen,
这还真是新鲜了
that's some fresh lemonade.
还有 在每个问题之后说
Also, saying, "I knew that one,"
我知道那个 没办法帮我们得分
after every question is not helping our score.
巧克力宝贝
Chocolate babies.
我知道那个 - 好吧
I knew that one. - Okay.
- 合作结束了 - 那好 别想了
This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it!
我又不需要低音管
I don't even need another bassoon.
李尔王
"King Lear"!
那是嘻哈帝国的原型
It's what "Empire" was based off.
正确 赢家诞生
Correct! And we have a winner!
太好了
Yes!
上前来领♥取♥你的低音管
Now come on up and get your bassoon.
我很高兴你来吃晚餐
I am so glad you could make it for dinner.
谢谢你 谢谢你临时赶过来
Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute.
我喜欢
Oh, I'm into it.
我通常把小熊糖当晚餐
I usually just have gummy bears for dinner
直接在路上解决
on my way home from work.
其实 你知道
Actually, you know,
我觉得我们可以度过一个安静的夜晚
I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight.
我要给你做我的拿手好菜奶油白汁火鸡
I'm making my specialty turkey à la king!
真美味
Ooh! Yum, yum, yum!
你一定就是爸爸特别的朋友了
You must be Daddy's special friend.
你好
Oh, hi!
妮可 这是我的女儿 奥莉
Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly.
他要和我们一起吃晚餐
She's joining us for dinner.
真是惊喜
Oh, what a fun surprise.
需要我给你倒杯酒吗
Can I get you a glass of wine?
好
Yeah.
我很高兴我爸终于找到你了
I am so happy that my dad found you.
谢谢你 亲爱的
Thank you, honey.
不敢相信我这就见你的女儿了 尼尔
I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil.
来 尝尝这个
All right. Here, taste this.
等等 那是不是说里面有肉
Wait, does that have meat in it?
这是奶油白汁火鸡
It's turkey à la king.
我是素食主义者
Oh, well, I'm vegan.
里面都有火鸡这个词
It has the word turkey in it.
爸 你怎么能不知道妮可是素食主义者
Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan?
我猜是我忘了
I guess I forgot.
我很抱歉 抱歉 妮可
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole.
这里是不是很热 让我帮你拿外套
Is itis it hot in here? Let me take your jacket.
不
Oh, no! Mm.
好吧 我还能跟你说些什么
Ah, okay. What else can I tell you?
妮可经营一个普拉提馆
Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio.
不 之前是普拉提 但是我们业务转型了
Ohoh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted.
我们给成年人提供仙女生日服务
Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults.
好吧
Ah, okay.
恋爱可怕吗
Is it scary to be in love?
我明白了
Um, I see