怪兽上班（2021）

Monsters at Work S01E02

Part 4 July 14, 2021, 6:47 p.m.

Yep. Weird.
砸彩罐啦
Pinata time!
泰勒
砸彩罐啦
Pinata time!
麦克的喜剧课
沃佐斯基娱乐公♥司♥呈现
喜剧的危险之处
虽然成为搞笑专员能得到逗乐孩子的奖励
While becoming a jokester has a reward of making kids laugh,
但你得小心谨慎
you'll have to be careful.
奥蒂丝有请
Otis, if you will.
*喜剧也隐藏着危险朋友们听我娓娓道来*
*Comedy can be dangerous, my friends I'll tell you why*
别让孩子们笑破肚皮
*孩子们笑得太厉害可能会把肚皮笑破*
*When you make kids laugh and giggle They could split a gut*
*他们会笑到失控所以你要格外注意*
*With a chortle, they could crack up So beware, there is the chance*
*要是笑得太用力搞不好会尿湿裤子*
*You could make a kid laugh so hard They'd pee their pants*
*笑到跌下床撞到头还在地上滚来滚去*
*Fall out of bed, hit their head while rolling on the floor*
*身体狂抖两侧酸痛*
*Their bodies shake, their sides will ache *
*一直笑到肚子疼疼*
*They'll laugh until they're sore*
*体内有根笑笑骨在危险区无人知晓*
*There's a funny bone, a danger zone That someplace no one knows*
*如果戳中笑骨别挂电♥话♥ 因为会发生鼻孔喷奶*
*If you hit that zone, hold the phone Cuz milk shoots out their nose*
*孩子的身体脆弱易受伤千万别嘲笑*
*Kids body parts are fragile So be careful not to scoff*
脆弱易受伤
轻拿轻放
有可能失去身体部位
*你的玩笑能让他们笑到头掉屁屁离家*
*Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off*
*我听说带个梗就能让他们捧腹大笑*
*Jokes and gags hit 'em hard with punch lines, so I've read*
*没准会笑破肚皮需要缝针甚至真的笑死*
*You could leave a kid in stitches Or even knock 'em dead*
-敲敲门 -谁啊
- Knock-knock. - Who's there?
-警♥察♥ -哪个警♥察♥
- Police. - Police, who?
警♥察♥叫你别唱了
Police end this song.
你把制♥作♥名单看完啦
Whoo-hoo! You watched all the credits.
那你就是真正的怪兽设团人
That makes you a true MIFTer!
怪兽设团人
MIFTer!