怪兽上班（2021）

Monsters at Work S01E08

Part 4 Aug. 20, 2021, 12:34 p.m.

今早我以为在怪兽设团待一天
This morning, I thought spending the day with MIFT
会是史上最糟的事
would be the worst possible thing ever.
我以为你们全是一群藏在
I thought you all were just a bunch of weirdos
地下疯人院里的怪咖
hidden away in your underground loony bin.
差得也不太多亲爱的
Not that far off, hon.
我错了你们是怪兽中的幕后英雄
I was wrong. You are the monsters behind the monsters.
你们也许不像搞笑专员那样有诸多荣耀
And you may not get the glory that the jokesters do,
但你们是维持这个护墙运行真正的力量
but you are the true power that keeps this parapet running.
所以今天我想说我也很骄傲
So, today I wanna say, I'm proud, too.
我要骄傲地称自己为迷你怪兽设团团员
Proud to call myself a mini MIFTer.
让我们出去扳动
So, let's get out there and wrench...
那些螺母
those nuts!
怪兽设团
M-I-f-t!
自豪的泪水
Oh, proud crying.
给你孩子
Here you go, kiddo.
你确定我能保留它吗
Are you sure I can keep it?
不是"它" 孩子这是克劳斯
It's not an "It," kid. It's Klaus.
来吧孩子们该上楼了
Hey, come on, kids. It's time to go back upstairs.
怪兽设团
M-I-f-t!
这些孩子有70%的概率没法离开这里
There's a 70% chance those kids aren't making it outta here.
怪兽设团
M-I-f-t!
你是个好的怪兽设团人
You know, you make a pretty good MIFTer.
我我想我是
I, uh, I guess I do.
再见塔兹曼
So long, Tuskmon.
再见塔莉亚
I'll, uh, see you around, Thalia.
怪兽设团
M-I-f-t!
早告诉过你在迷你怪兽日没有伤心这一说
Told you nobody's sad on Mini Monster Day.
最棒的一天
Best day ever.
是的没错
Yes. Yes, it is.
迷你怪兽日怎么样
So, how was Mini Monster Day?
很好
It was good.
-很好吗你和谁一组 -泰勒·塔兹曼
- Good? Who'd you get paired with? - Tylor Tuskmon.
他真的很...
He was really...
极度缺乏喜剧细胞
Painfully devoid of comedy?
不妈妈
No, Mom.
他很有趣
Funny.
麦克的喜剧课
欢迎大家
Welcome, everybody.
当一位搞笑专员不好笑时就上两个
When one jokester won't do, get two.
是的两位搞笑专员共同表演一个节目
Yes, two jokesters performing together as a single act,
一种神圣的演艺圈搭档关系
a sacred show business relationship.
在这些喜剧组合中总有一个捧哏
And in these comedy pairings is always a straight man,
如你所见还有一个傻瓜逗哏
as you can see, and a goofball.
捧哏既聪明又魅力非凡
The straight man is intelligent and charismatic,
很高兴见到我
so nice to see me,
而傻瓜逗哏既愚蠢理解又慢
while the goofball is dim and slow on the uptake.
捧哏长得好看
The straight man is good looking...
欣赏快欣赏
Drink it in. Drink it in.
而傻瓜逗哏只是个拒绝使用
...while the goofball is nothing but a silly sap head
臭味剂的大蠢蛋因为他说
who refuses to use odorant because he says,
"这会黏在我的皮毛上"
"It sticks to my fur."
捧哏很理智
The straight man is sensible,
而傻瓜逗哏是个真正的大嘴巴
while the goofball is a real blabbermouth.
他从不知道什么时候该闭嘴
He never knows when to shut up.
他总是一直不停的说关于这个
He's always going on and on about this,
-关于那个关于这个 -说完了吗
- about that, about this. - Are we finished?
安静萨利我说得正顺
Quiet, Sulley. I'm on a roll.
捧哏总是很茫然地站在那里
The straight man often stands in bewilderment
因为傻瓜逗哏把自己弄得像个十足的傻瓜
as the goofball makes an utter fool out of himself.
不知道他们为什么要叫他傻瓜逗哏
Not sure why they call him a goofball.
除非他和瓜一样是圆的看到了吗
Unless he's ball-shaped. See?
这样更能说得通如果傻瓜逗哏
Then it would make more sense. If the goofball...
你为什么不制止我
Why didn't you stop me?
因为这是一种神圣的演艺圈搭档关系
'Cause it's a sacred show business relationship.
真差劲
Doody.
什么是生孩子
What are production babies?
等你长大了[比我大]我再解释
I'll explain when you're older.
但我比你年纪大
But I'm older than you.
那你就能解释给我听了
Oh, then you can explain it to me.