怪兽上班（2021）

Monsters at Work S01E06

Part 4 Aug. 7, 2021, 10:06 p.m.

- Vendy, she's back! - Vendy!
饮料
你把她修好了
You fixed her!
只是胡乱修了一下而已吧
More like blindly cobbled.
快看我独自修好了件东西
Hey, look, I fixed something all by myself.
而且所有"小东西"我都没拆
And I kept all the doohickeys.
是是是随便吧
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
试试泰泰快试一下
Well, give it a try, Ty-Ty. Give it a try!
你好贩贩机
Hi, Vendy!
碰碰碰使劲碰一下
Bump-bump-bump, big bump!
一罐清凉爽口饮
One Drooler Cooler!
我已经有了经典款清凉爽口饮
Who needs all those fancy flavors
谁还需要那些花哨的口味
when I've got Drooler Cooler Classic?
并且我们还能留住模范老员工弗利兹
And we get to keep classic Fritz.
天啊我感觉就像贩贩机
Goodness, I feel just like Vendy,
已完全被修好准备在怪兽设团再工作五百年
all fixed up and ready to work here at MIFT for years to come!
这正是我们所希望的弗利兹
Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.
-干杯 -干杯大耳朵
- Cheers. - Cheers, Big Ears.
是啊干杯随便吧
Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.
麦克的喜剧课堂
如果说人类婴儿除了便便外还觉得什么有趣
Now, if there's one thing that human children find funny,
那就是小丑
besides poop, it's clowns!
让我们涂上油彩看看效果怎么样
So let's put on that greasepaint and see what we got.
还不错泰勒戴上那些小帽子真有想法
Not bad, Tylor. Excellent use of tiny hats.
好的不错很好
Okay. Good, good.
沃佐斯基先生看看这个
Mr. Wazowski, check this out.
-怎么样 -干得...
- Ta-da! - Nicely...
漂亮
done.
建议收敛一点卡拉下一个是谁
Maybe scale it back a little, Carla. Okay, who's next?
我的妈呀大家伙要不你笑笑
Yikes! Okay, big guy. How about a smile?
也许你更适合讲"敲敲门笑话"
Maybe you're more of a "Knock-knock joke" kind of guy?
本故事的寓意是
And the moral of the story is...
绝对不能拆掉"小东西"
you never remove a doohickey.