怪兽上班（2021）

Monsters at Work S01E03

Part 4 July 16, 2021, 9:11 p.m.

So? This isn't my fault.
那为什么这门无缘无故关不上了
Explain why this door deactivated for no reason.
你一直在让我分心...
You keep distracting me with...
"这让我想起了那次"
"This reminds me of this time,"
"你还记得我们那次... 这次..."
"You remember that time we... And this time..."
-这让我想起了那次... -看吧
- This reminds me of that time... - See? See?
我得跟你说多少遍我不记得了
How many times do I have to tell you, I don't remember.
为什么这对你那么重要
Why is it so important to you?
因为...
Because...
因为...
Because...
我刚进怪兽大学时没人注意过我
When I first got to MU... no one noticed me.
然后...
And then...
有一天在课堂上
...one day, in class,
你跟我说话了
you spoke to me.
你说
You said,
"不好意思请问这个位置有人吗"
"Excuse me. Is this seat taken?"
搞笑层关闭修缮
这门失效了这可不妙
Door's deactivated. Uh, that can't be good.
你们知道门被关了吗
You guys know the door got turned off?
救援队来了
A rescue party!
让开下属们
Out of the way, sub-ordinates.
我就是需要这浑浊的空气
Oh, I just need to breathe some stale air.
借过借过
Coming through. Coming through.
借过借过我们来了
Excuse me. Coming through. Coming through.
干得好怪兽设团
Great job, MIFT.
快把宝宝送回她的房♥间吧
Now, let's get that baby back where she came from.
好了来吧
There. Okay. There you go.
没事没事的
Oh, It's, it's okay. Shh, It's okay.
麦克也许你应该给她唱唱歌♥
Mike, maybe you should sing to her.
什么我不要给她唱歌♥
What? I am not gonna sing her a song.
-你的声音很好听 -唱吧
- You have a beautiful voice. - Go on.
不我不会...
No, no, no. I'm not go...
大眼熊
Googly Bear.
好好吧我唱
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it.
但只为你唱
But just for you.
*我把你送回你的房♥间*
*I put you back back where you came from*
*我把你送回你的被窝*
*I put you back back where you belong*
*我把你送回你的房♥间*
*I put you back back where you came from*
*我不会为你献唱一曲*
*And I'm not gonna sing you a song*
*我不在乎你*
*I don't care about you*
*一点也不在乎*
*Not one single bit*
*我根本不在乎你*
*I don't care about you at all*
*我根本不在乎你别想太多*
*I don't care about you so don't think I do*
*我不会为你献唱一曲*
*And I'm not gonna sing you a song*
*你甜美的笑容没有照亮我*
*Your sweet simple smile doesn't brighten my day*
*你纯净的眼眸没有触动我*
*Your eyes don't reach into my heart*
*你摆动的脚趾没有让我鼻子发痒*
*Your wiggly toes don't tickle my nose*
*老实说你如玫瑰般清香*
*And quite frankly you smell like a rose*
*我把你送回你的房♥间*
*I'm putting you back back where you came from*
*我说过我不会为你献唱一曲*
*And like I told you I won't sing a song*
*我把你送回你的房♥间*
I put you back back where you came from
*而我恋恋不舍地说*
*And now it's hard to say...*
*晚安呼呼*
*Good night, Snore.*
*再见*
*So long*
大眼熊你和萨利把她照顾得真好
Oh, Googly Bear, you and Sulley took such good care of her.
是啊也许我和萨利
Yeah. Maybe me and Sulley
会我有我们自己的小怪兽
will have a little grubby wubby of our own.
-麦克 -我只是开玩笑小甜甜
- Mike! - I'm just kidding, schmoopsie poo.
真惊险
That was close.
但我们挺过来了对吧
But we, uh, got through it. Didn't we?
就像我们在"恐惧起源"课上一样
Like our Origins of Fear class.
但你不记得我了
But you don't remember me.
"你选中了最好的位置"
"You picked the best seat in the house."
什么
What?
我问你 "这个位置有人吗"
When I asked, uh, "Is this seat taken?"
你回答 "你选中了最好的位置"
You... You said, "You picked the best seat in the house."
你想起来了
You remember.
对你还给我分享了热鼻涕糖
Yeah. You, uh, you even shared your Hot Snots candy with me.
我记得很清楚因为它是我的最爱
I remember that because it's, uh, it's my favorite.
大学同窗
College buds.
大学同窗啊
College buds. Yeah.
看看我们现在
Hey, but look at us now.
也在制♥造♥新的回忆
Makin' new memories.
工作伙伴
Work buds.
对工作伙伴多好啊
Yeah, work buds. Why not?
我知道邓肯的热鼻涕糖放在哪里
Hey. I know where Duncan hides his Hot Snots.
-真的吗在哪里 -就在罗托的笼子下面
- Really? Where? - Under Roto's cage.
-那里啊不 -我总是从那里拿来吃
- Oh. Oh, that. No. - I eat it all the time.
-不那不是糖 -是的
- No. That's not candy. - Yeah.
-那就是糖 -不那是...
- It's definitely candy. - No. That's...
-就是糖我们去吃吧工作伙伴 -别吃那些
- Candy! We're gonna eat it. Work buds. - Don't eat them.
糖糖糖
Candy, candy, candy...
瓦尔不
Val, no.
麦克的喜剧课
大家好大家好
All right. All right. All right.
未来的搞笑专员们请坐
All you future jokesters settle down, please.
专心听讲
Settle down.
今天我们将对这一轮的
Now today will be the evaluation
搞笑潜力进行评估
of the laugh potential of this round,
这是一种类似膀胱的东西人类称之为屁垫
bladder-like item humans call the hoopie cushion.
真厉害
That's awesome.
如你们所见
As you can see,
我已按说明提前给它充气了
I have pre-inflated it according to the instructions
现在将其放在凳子上等着喜剧表演
and will now place it on the chair and await the comedy.
开始吧
Here we go.
看着吧
Just keep watching.
一定会很精彩
It's gonna be great.
来啦
Here it comes.
喜剧
Comedy.
它应该没问题的
It should be workin' fine.
说明书上写着
It says right here in the manual,
"将其充气至最大然后..."
"Inflate it to its full capacity and then..."
你太棒了
You killed it!
以上就是我们今晚的节目
That's our broadcast for tonight.
再见各位
So long, everybody.
感谢收听
You have been listening
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to the Creepees Radio Network and I'm Bob Yucker.