在下、鄙人和我（2017）

Me, Myself and I S01E10

Part 3 July 29, 2020, 12:03 p.m.

I won't let you do this to yourself.
不
No!
我能修好
I--I--I can fix it.
我可以我可以修好
I--I--I can, I can. I can--I can fix it.
她死了不会再回来了
She's gone. She's not coming back.
一切都会好起来的
But everything is gonna be okay.
事实上我们有大♥麻♥烦了
Actually, we're in big trouble.
怎么办
What are we gonna do?
如果圣诞节早上
If Christmas morning comes around,
盒子是空的我们就有大♥麻♥烦了
and--and that box is empty, we're in big trouble.
我们会想出办法来的
We can figure this out.
只要我们有决心什么都能做到
We can accomplish anything we set our minds to.
艾伦·艾尔达在查理·罗斯采访上就是这么说的
You heard Alan Alda on Charlie Rose.
我迷上了能怎么办
I'm hooked. What can I say?
长篇访谈是一项遗失的艺术
The long-form interview is a lost art.
这个礼物现在很抢手
This is the gift of the season.
就算我们有钱商店也都卖♥♥光了
Even if we had the money, all the stores are sold out.
我知道在哪能找到这个了
I think I know where we might be able to find one,
但你不会喜欢的
but you're not gonna like it.
这个嘛...
Well, well, well...
我早料到会之类的事发生了
I knew something like this would happen.
你猜到我们会摔坏超级任天堂
You knew that we would destroy our SNES
然后找你来借一个顶替
and have to come to you to get a replacement?
我是说"之类的事"
I said "something like this""
菲尔伙计兄弟
Phil, buddy, pal,
我们只借你的游戏机几周
we just need to borrow your console for a couple of weeks,
圣诞节假过后就还
until after Christmas break.
这么着吧我给你们
Tell you what, I'll give you mine--
但是
dramatic pause--
你们得帮我和诺丽·斯特林约一次会
if you get me a date with Nori Sterling.
什么
What?
那和这有什么关系
What does that have to do with anything?
不知道你们看起来是她的朋友
I don't know, you guys seem to be friends with her,
而我感觉她对我一点意思也没有
and I get the sense that she doesn't like me at all.
嗯那我们怎么让她跟你约会
Right, so how are we supposed to get her to go out with you?
假设我们同意你这蠢主意
Yeah, assuming we even wanna go along with the stupid plan,
其实没有啊
which we don't.
不好意思这是菲尔·历科兹的问题吗
I'm sorry, is that a Phil Ricozzi problem?
不这是没了任天堂的孩子的问题
No, it's a kids with no Nintendo problem.
我讨厌那个人
I hate that guy.
不过还是得承认
Gotta hand it to him, though,
他真的很会做买♥♥卖♥♥
he really recognizes leverage.
好了现在有了丽莎的投资
All right, now that Lisa's investing,
我们可以研发原型了
we can get serious about prototyping,
如果一切顺利六到九个月
and if all goes well, in six to nine months,
我们就能喝上回收污水了
we will be drinking reclaimed waste.
从你嘴中到上帝耳中[美梦成真]
From your lips to God's ears.
或是从我屁♥股♥到你嘴中
Or my butt to your mouth.
等等我们是不是刚想出了一条新广♥告♥词
Wait, did we just come up with a new tagline?
-并没有 -对没有
- We did not. - No, we did not.
-大家好 -她来了
- Hey, guys. Hey. - Oh, there she is.
我和丽莎说可以来看看她投资的是什么
I said Lisa could come by and see what she's paying for.
希望我没妨碍到你们
I hope I'm not stepping on any toes.
我不想打搅你们
I don't wanna interrupt your process.
你可是金主
Hey, you are the money...
金主可以随便看
And the money can look at whatever it likes.
你能不叫我女朋友金主吗
Could you not refer to my girlfriend as "the money"?
这些是图纸吗
Wow, are these the plans?
是的就这个
Yeah, here it is.
冲水电容器你觉得如何
The Flush Capacitor. What do you think?
好酷啊但你们会
Wow, so cool. You guys are gonna come up
换个名字的对吧
with a different name for it, though, right?
什么不这名字多好啊
What? No, it's a great name.
引用《回到未来》的
It's a reference to "Back to the Future."
我知道我只是不怎么喜欢看
Oh, no, I get it. I just don't care for movies and TV shows
穿梭时空的电影和电视
that jump back and forth in time.
我让你不开心了你不开心了
Oh, I upset you. You're upset.
-没有 -抱歉
- No. - I'm sorry.
-我不该这么说 -不不不没事
- I shouldn't have said anything. - No, no, no, no, it's fine.
你是投资人有权提建议
You're the investor, and you get a say,
-对吧亚历克斯 -对
- right, Alex? - Yep.
好吧我去里面和温蒂打个招呼
Okay, phew. Uh, I'm gonna go inside and say hi to Wendy,
但我想说两位这一切太棒了
but I just wanna say, guys, everything looks really great,
我很高兴能参与进来
and I'm so excited to be a part of it.
我们也很高兴能有你的参与
We are excited to have you.
对了
And, hey...
不用急着给我列名字
no rush on getting that list of new names together for me.
有时间再说
You know, whenever you get the chance.
建议么 H2O
Suggestion? H-number-two-O.
-明白吗 -明白
- Get it? - Yeah, sure do.
我不喜欢这样很不喜欢
Oh, I do not like this. I don't like this at all.
你问了她的想法
Well, you asked her what she thought.
对她还是我女朋友
Yeah, and she's my girlfriend.
我以为她会骗我说一切都很棒
I thought she would lie to me and say everything was amazing,
-就像刚做完爱那样 -她也是投资人
- like she does after sex. - Well, she's also an investor,
投资人想法总是很多
and investors always have thoughts.
嗯我也一直很烦
Yeah, and I always resent them for it.
我就是觉得在感情里
It just feels unhealthy to have one person
有一方老是发号♥施令太不和谐了
in the relationship giving orders to the other.
你应该跟温蒂说说
You should tell Wendy that.
我不会说的
Yeah, I'm not gonna tell Wendy that.
-谢谢 -嗯
- Thank you. - Yeah.
冲水电容器
好了
All right, all right.
你准备好在虚拟篮球赛里被虐了吗
You ready to get your butt kicked in virtual basketball?
来吧老头子
Bring it on, old man.
输的人请晚饭
Loser buys dinner.
今晚我要海鲜牛排套餐
Tonight, I'm planning on both surfing and turfing.
行啊但我得提醒你
All right, fine, fine, fine. I gotta warn you, though.
-我有秘密武器 -是吗什么秘密武器
- I've got a secret weapon. - Oh, yeah, what's that?
泽维尔·穆雷我把他换到公牛了
Xavier Murray. I traded him to the Bulls.
他现在特别厉害
Now he is incredible.
因为我他可能真的会被交易到公牛
Because of me, he may get on the real Bulls.
亚历克斯他在游戏里厉害
Alex, the only reason he's good in the video game
是因为我上次来
is because I goosed his performance ratings
把他的能力调了
the last time I was here.
我给他加了超级跳和超快速
I gave him super jumping and super speed.
为什么你为什么这么做
Why? Why? Why--why-why would you do that?
让他更好玩啊
I wanted him to be more fun to play with,
他在游戏里太弱了
'cause in the video game, he sucks,
就跟现实一样
like he does in real life.
不
Oh, no.
我们去看《正义联盟》的新电影吧
Oh, let's go see the new "Justice League" movie.
真的吗
Really?
去看南希·迈耶斯的电影怎么样
What about this Nancy Meyers film?
讲的是养老院的爱情故事
It's a love story set in a nursing home
里面的厨房♥超棒的
that has the most amazing kitchen.
听起来好烂
That sounds terrible.
好吧
Okay.
那这样
How about this?
我们去看你说的电影
We go see your film,
你的发明就别叫冲水电容器了
and we don't call your invention the Flush Capacitor?
-就看南希·迈耶斯 -好
- Nancy Meyers it is. - Okay.
首先我想说
First of all, I wanna say,
你的发明真的很棒
there's a lot of really great stuff here...
好的谢谢
Okay. Thank you?
但我有几点要补充
But I do have a few notes.
这个蓝色还能更醒目吗这里弄圆边吧
Could this blue be bolder? How about a round edge there?
这个字体给人印象最深吗
Is this the most effective font?
感觉厨房♥就像电影里的角色一样
It's like the kitchen was a character in the movie.
你们好啊怎么了
Hey, guys. What's going on?