难以伺候

High Maintenance S04E04

Part 1 March 9, 2020, 5:04 p.m.

*如果上帝有名字*
*If God had a name*
*那会叫什么*
* What would it be?*
*当你沐浴着他的荣光*
*And would you call it to his face*
*你会呼唤他的名字吗*
*If you were faced with him in all of his glory?*
*如果你只有一个问题你会问什么*
*What would you ask if you had just one question?*
*上帝很伟大*
*God is great*
*上帝很伟大*
*God is good*
*记得*
*And, yeah, yeah*
*如果上帝就在我们中*
*What if God was one of us*
*只是个懒汉像我们一样*
*Just a slob like one of us*
*只是个陌生人坐着公交车*
*Just a stranger on a bus*
*想回到他的家*
*Trying to make his way home?*
*上帝很伟大*
*God is great*
这就对了查莉
There you go, Charlie.
-抱歉 -没关系
- Sorry... - It's fine.
你要去哪来着加州大学洛杉矶分校吗
So, where are you going again, UCLA?
加州大学圣巴巴拉分校
UC Santa Barbara.
肖恩就是去了那里吗
Is that where Shawn goes?
不他去了韦斯特蒙特大学很近
No. He goes to Westmont. It's, like, close.
我也不知道
I don't know.
我只是想离开东海岸
I just wanna get off the East Coast.
我一定要去加州
I, like, need to be in California.
是啊
Yeah, totally.
这不纯
It's cashed.
我们该走了
We should go.
你留着吧
You can keep it.
-真的吗 -嗯我还有一堆不需要了
- Really? - Yeah. I don't need it. I have a ton.
众口难调
第四季第四集
演唱会
美好的夏洛特
你要这个吗
Hey. Do you want this?
不用了谢谢
Uh, nah. Goodwill.
那这个呢
Uh, what about this one?
这个留着吧她很喜欢的
Uh, yeah, keep that one. She liked it.
其实我想带走这一条
Actually, um, I'm going to take that one back with me
如果可以的话
if that's cool.
-当然 -好的
- Sure. - Cool.
想抽这个吗
You wanna smoke this?
-我觉得我们不应该 -天啊
- I-I don't think that you should be doing-- - Oh, my God.
没什么的好吗
It's, like, not a big deal. Okay?
我没有复吸我保证
I'm still sober, I promise.
我现在只抽点这个了好吗
This is the only thing that I do now. Okay?
好吧
Okay.
-对不起 -没事谢谢你关心我
- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. I appreciate your concern.
天啊看看
Oh, my God. Look at this.
这是我信主的时候
It's from my God phase.
她当时让你那么做挺好的
You know, it was cool she let you do that.
是啊她格外迁就我
Yeah. She was definitely exceptionally tolerant of me.
你不知道能不能用那笔钱
You don't know if you could use the money?
就感觉怪怪的
It's just weird.
我是说...
I mean...
我们非得卖♥♥掉它吗
Do we have to sell it?
我们可以等一阵
We could wait a little while.
是啊我们当然可以等等
Yeah, I mean, we can like, totally wait...
如果你想的话不过
if you want, but...
我肯定是不会搬回来了
I'm definitely not moving back here.
你之前想住这吗
Did you wanna live here?
想也许吧
Yeah. Maybe.
真的吗
Really?
通勤时间太长了
That's a super long commute.
*祝你生日快乐*
*Happy birthday to you*
累死了我要去休息了
Fuck. I'm going on my break.
-你有打火机吗 -当然
- Uh, do you have a light? - Oh, sure.
谢谢
Thanks.
讲真这地方连个服务员都没有
I mean, literally, there's not a single server in here.
等等你能再来一遍吗
Wait, wait. Could you do that one more time,
我刚才没开摄像
'cause I didn't have the camera on,
我特别想录下来
and I really want to get that.
稍等可以了
Hang on. Okay.
比尔只想喝他的啤酒
Bill just wants to drink his beer.
我特别喜欢那段独白等等来了一个
I like that reading. Oh, wait. Here's one.
你好你好
Hello? Hello?
看到我了吗你好你好
Do you see me? Hello? Hi, hi, hi.
太不好意思了
Oh! I'm so sorry about that.
我来吧你们慢慢来不着急
Uh, I can take care of this whenever you're ready. No rush.
你把啤酒送上来的时候没起瓶盖
Uh, you delivered his beer with the lid still on,
能帮我们打开吗
so if you could just pop that off for us,
-那样最好不过了 -天啊太对不起了
- that would be great. - Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
没关系谢谢
No worries. Thank you.
用打火机
Oh, with the lighter.
这招不错
That's clever.
-谢谢 -不客气
- Thank you. - Of course.
我之前能再点一杯草莓玛格丽特酒吗
Oh, could I get one more strawberry margarita before we go?
但我们想一起喝
But we would like to drink together, though.
好马上来
Uh, okay. Uh, right away.
-再次抱歉 -没事谢谢你叫什么来着
- So sorry, again. - No, thank you. What was your name again?
-达那 -谢谢你达那
- Uh, Dana. - Dana. Thank you, Dana.
应该的
Of course.
你真该录下来
You should have recorded that.
别这样做服务生很难的
Oh, come on. Being a server's hard.
你又没做过而且她挺可爱的
You've never done it, and she's cute.
都能闻到她身上的烟味了
You could smell the cigarettes on her.
她休息了12分钟
She took like a 12-minute break.
美国著名连锁餐厅
这里是什么 "露比星期二"吗
What is this, like Ruby Tuesday?
他们的面包很好吃
They have excellent bread.
美国著名影视演员
莎拉·米歇尔
Sarah Michelle.
我要把这个拿走十分感谢
And I'm keeping this. Thank you very much.
她来了
Here she comes.
这个和这杯玛格丽塔免单了
So this, and the margarita, are on the house.
再次致歉祝你们度过愉快的夜晚
So sorry, again. Hope you have a good night.
-你能把这个打包一下吗 -当然可以
- Could you put that in a to-go box? - Uh, of course.
十分感谢达那
Thank you so much, Dana.
好吧她能这样确实挺好的
Okay, that was nice.
达那
Dana.
我们每周五晚都要去约会
Date night. We do it every Friday,
坚持了14年
14 years strong,
非常有成效
and... it works.
现在...
Now...
这周并不是很糟糕
This week, it wasn't a bust.
我们去看了《鸟人》终于看到了
We went to see Birdman, and finally got to see
迈克尔·基顿除了蝙蝠侠还能演别的
Michael Keaton do something more than Batman.
虽然我很喜欢他在《家庭主夫》里的表现
Although I did love him in Mr. Mom.
-比尔有人来了谢谢你 -我去开
- Bill, company! Thank you. - I'll get it.
今天我们冒险尝试了
Uh, from there we took a risk
社区里一家新的酒吧叫贾纳拉酒吧
to a new neighborhood joint, called Gianara's.
我觉得那地方还不错
And, look, I thought the place was lovely.
但比尔他觉得那里的服务
But Bill really, he thought it was a little, uh,
有一点瑕疵你好啊
spotty in the service area. Hi!
-你好你怎么样 -贩子小甜心
- Hi, how are you? - Dealerista!
天哪看看这双鞋
Oh, my God. Look at those shoes.
你能不能给我跳两下
Will you please, please tap those toes for me?
别理他
Uh... Ignore him.
电影《42街》中的女主角
-佩姬·索亚 -谢谢你
- Peggy Sawyer! - Thank you.
我能为你们二位做点什么
What can I get for you gentlemen?
你可以帮我们解决矛盾
You can solve an argument for us.
我们正在吵架
We're in a fight.
你能不能...
Can you please--
-真的吗 -是的
- Really? - Yes.
我们只想知道这块提拉米苏
We just wanna see if this tiramisu
可以把餐馆的评价从"一般"变成"不错"