难以伺候

High Maintenance S04E06

Part 3 April 5, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

- I understand. - Sorry, my English is not so good.
-不不我们现在懂了 -不那不是
- No, no, man. We got you now. - No, no. It wasn't that--
我们之前没听到盲文这部分懂了
We didn't hear the braille part. Got you.
但后面那人盲人可以坐在后座
But the guy behind, the blind person could be sitting in the back seat,
然后看得见的司机
and then the driver, who can see,
可以靠前一点停好让后座的盲人
can just pull up further, and the blind person
使用键盘
can use the keys.
没错
Absolutely.
-懂了 -有道理
- Okay. - That makes sense.
-你说得对 -就是这样
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, that's it.
没错
That's true.
我猜这个家伙
I guess this guy...
可以雇个司机
could have a driver.
对
Right.
叫个网约车就行了哥们
Yeah, just take a Lyft, man.
我能为你挑出最好的所以我喜欢这个
I can pick the best ones for you, that's why I like it.
你之前的袋子呢
Yo, what happened to the little baggies?
我已经不用塑料袋了所以今后
Well, I figure fuck plastic, so, coming soon,
会用超可爱的小罐子
really cute little nug jars.
但目前你只能自备盒子了
But for the moment, you have to provide the container.
听起来超实用
Sounds mad impractical.
那也比不上随身携带一罐泡菜
It's not more impractical than carrying around
来得实用你瞧
a bunch of pickles. Bling!
我种了太多
I had too much
在我花♥园♥里所以给你了
from my garden, so here you go.
-这是送我的吗 -对
- These are for me, man? - Yeah.
-谢谢了 -不客气
- Ah, appreciated. - Yeah.
我想着既然痴迷环保不如就来个全套的
I figure I'm in an eco phase. I gotta go full tilt.
也对反正地球也已经完了不过
All right. Well, I mean, Earth's fucked anyway, but...
知道吗我之前也这么觉得
You know what? I've thought about that,
但是考虑到某处的量子现实
but consider the quantum reality where somewhere,
可能并不会明白吗
maybe it's not. You know?
是吧可是...
Kinda is, but--
你是对的可能是
Yeah, you're right. It probably is,
不过确定的是
but I do know for sure that
我就要有个小可爱大♥麻♥罐放你的大♥麻♥了
I will have some cute little nug jars for your weed.
-非常感谢 -也谢谢你
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
还有你的腌黄瓜我很喜欢腌黄瓜
And thanks for the pickles. I love pickles.
谁不是呢宝贝
Who doesn't, baby?
没事吧
Is everything okay?
不好意思你得走了
No, man. I'm sorry, you gotta go.
好好理解
Okay. Okay, I get you.
-非常抱歉 -好好的
- I'm super sorry about that. - Have a good one, man.
谢谢
I appreciate it.
它没有紧扣关键字
Instead of focusing on like keywords
要不会屏蔽大量不需要的垃圾邮件
and responding with a lot of spam that you don't need,
它只看完整的词
it's looking at the whole phrase,
整串单词
the whole sequence of words,
会搜出非常不同的结果来
which can yield very different results,
还是会搜到广♥告♥ 因为
and you're still, of course, getting ads 'cause that's,
没有广♥告♥就没有收入但是...
you know, where the revenue comes from, but--
该死我得接这个电♥话♥ 抱歉
Oh shit. I gotta take this, I'm sorry.
你给他洗澡了吗
Well, did you put him in the shower?
有用的可以让他冷静下来
It works. It calms him down.
她...我说了她不行
She's-- I told you she's not around.
我们谈过了米妮
We had that conversation, Minnie.
没事没关系我回来了
It's okay, it's not a problem. I'm coming home.
我现在回来我说了没关系
I'm coming home, and I said it's not a problem.
你别再说了我回来了
I don't wanna hear another word about it. I'm coming.
挂了再见
That's it. Bye.
抱歉我得走了
Hey, I'm sorry. I have to go.
-没事吧 -没事
- Oh, is everything okay? - Yeah, you know.
家里有点事
It's just family stuff.
好
Oh. Uh, of course.
-谢谢你请客 -不客气
- Thank you for today. - Uh, yeah.
给萨姆谢谢了先走了
Here, Sam? Thanks, man. I gotta run.
很抱歉你...
Well, uh, I'm sorry that you--
跟你聊天很开心谢谢你请我吃饭
It was a nice talk. Thank you for dinner.
不我...
Yeah, oh no, I had, uh,
-今晚我很开心 -我也是
- I had such a great time. - Me, too.
真的真的很开心
Really, really very nice.
我不... 抱歉我还没...
Oh, I ca-- I'm sorry, I just don't--
没关系真的没关系
No, that's fine. That's totally fine. Um...
-我帮你叫辆车还是... -好
- Can I-- can I call you a car or... - Sure.
来看看...
Let's see...
彼得吗
Peter?
-是的 -好吧
- Yeah. - All right.
咱们走彼得·潘
Let's go, Peter Pan.
你的舒适就是我最大的快乐
旅程愉快
想听音乐吗
Do you want some music?
-好 -有什么要求吗
- Yeah, sure. - Any requests?
你喜欢什么就放什么吧
Whatever you like is fine.
好的
Okay.
你能把双手放在方向盘上吗
Can you put both hands on the wheel?
没事我用膝盖抵着呢
Yeah, well, I'm using my knees.
不双手放在方向盘上
No, like, both hands on the wheel.
看好了
Yeah, look at that.
好吧
Okay.
很需要技术的
It's a whole technique.
看得出来膝盖技术
I see. The knee technique.
膝盖技术
The knee technique.
你想玩玩这个吗
You wanna try this one?
好啊
Yeah, sure.
-等下这是小手鼓吗 -没错
- Wait, this is a tambourine? - Yeah, yeah!
好了拜托手放方向盘上
Okay. Hands, please.
你还有...等下那是什么
And you have-- Wait, what is that?
看好了
Look at this.
口风琴你见过吗
The melodica. Do you know this?
你从哪弄来的这些东西啊
Where you getting all this stuff?
是《头发》里的吗
Is this from "Hair"?
对了
Yes!
棒
Yeah!
谢谢你载我真是太棒了
Thanks a lot for the ride. It was real awesome.
不过膝盖技术还得加油
You work on that knee technique, though.
彼得·潘女士
Hey, Ms. Peter Pan,
你可以拒绝但...
you can say no, but...
我能买♥♥你的内♥裤♥吗
can I buy your panties off you?
-什么情况了 -他没事没事
- What's going on? - He's okay, he's okay.
-现在好了吗 -是的
- It's good now? - Yeah.
-不过之前还挺紧张的 -是啊一直都是
- It was intense though. - Ay, mija. Siempre es.
这里的味道有点奇怪啊
It smells funny in here.
所以呢
So?
怎么样
How was it?
你猜怎么的他想吻我
You know, he went in for the kiss.
我的基♥督♥耶稣老天爷
Jesus fucking Christ!
别拿上帝的名字瞎嚷嚷内娜
Don't say God's name in vain, Nena!
别老提上帝了妈
Stop with the God stuff, Mom.
所以呢
And?
-到底怎么样 -就...
- How was it? - It was...
不关你事
None of your business.
别那么看着我
Don't look at me like that.
你忘了我也可以很美的吗
我现在还美吗
马尔科我今晚跟一个病人出去了
Marco, I went out with a patient tonight.
只是去喝了几杯
It was only for a drink,
也吃了饭可他话太多了
and dinner, too, but he wouldn't stop talking.
也没...
It wasn't...
也没那么糟
It wasn't that bad.
我...我其实还有点喜欢
I... I kinda liked it.
不是喜欢他
Not him.
是跟人出去的感觉
But being out.
还记得这条裙子吗