难以伺候

我好喜欢你们的制♥服♥ 我的天
I love your outfit, my God.
谢谢 我也喜欢
Thank you. I like it, too.
我们的太没劲了
Ours is so boring.
我希望我们戴个可爱的发带什么的
I wish we had something cute like a ribbon.
你真的想每天都用发带把头发束起来吗
You really trying to tie your hair up in a ribbon every day?
对
Yes.
你看着真可爱 也祝你好运
Hello. You look cute. Good luck to you too.
-这里面是什么 -是间卧室
- What's in here? - It's a bedroom.
-公♥寓♥女主人的 -她在吗
- The lady who owns this apartment. - Is she here?
我住这一个月了都没见过她
I mean, I've been here for a month and I ain't seen her yet.
好运屋中餐馆
你看《切尔诺贝利》了吗
Did you see Chernobyl?
-看了 -是吗
- I did. - Yeah?
很好看
Really good show.
太恐怖了 我们人类差点毁了
It's very crazy that we almost fucked up, like,
那镇上的一切
almost everything in that one town.
他们确实破坏了一切
I mean, they did fuck up everything.
对 可是呢
Yeah, but it you know, like,
自然仍然在切尔诺贝利复苏了 对吧
nature still bounced back from Chernobyl, right?
我们完蛋了 但地球不会
We won't survive, but the Earth will.
还挺美的 应该吧
Kind of beautiful, I guess.
非常美
It's very beautiful.
你的药感觉怎么样
How are those working for you?
嗯 还行
Um, yeah. I mean, so far so good.
是他们给我的最好的套餐 所以...
It's, like, the best combo they've found for me, so...
很好 你吃药的同时还做谈话疗法吗
Great. You do talk therapy with it, too?
对 我还与高中时看的那个
Um, yeah. I still talk to the woman
女医生进行谈话
I was seeing in high school.
-真的 -通过电♥话♥
- Really? - On the phone.
-那非常幸运啊 -我可不觉得幸运
- That's very lucky, man. - I don't know if I would say I'm lucky.
我不太同意
I don't know, man.
如果我高中时有个他妈的心理治疗师
If I had, like, a fucking therapist in high school,
-我可能就... -不再是瘾君子了
- I would've been... - Not a stoner?
也许吧
Maybe so.
这汤太给劲了
This soup is fuckin' the shit.
这汤太他妈牛逼了 是不是
Dude, this soup is fuckin' awesome, right?
还行吧
I mean, it's fine.
我还行 不过也不是我喝过最好喝的
I like it. It's just, like, not the best I've ever had.
说出排名前三的汤 开始
Well, give me top three soups. Go.
鸡汤面...
chicken noodle...
-丸子汤 -基本上还是鸡汤面
- matzo ball - That's basically chicken noodle, more or less.
可能还有蛋花汤 我应该点那个
And then like egg drop, probably. I should've ordered that.
也许下次吧 我喜欢扁豆汤
Maybe next time. I like a lentil soup.
扁豆让我老放屁
Lentils make me gassy.
发音与精神病类似
你有 "扁豆病"
You got "lentil illness."
对不起
I'm sorry.
好吧
Right.
家族遗传
Runs in the family.
说到这 是你♥爸♥打来的
Oh, speaking of, it's your dad.
-喂 路易斯 -喂 别挂
- Hello, Lewis. - Hi. Stay on the line
抱歉了
Hi, sorry about that.
等等 等一下
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
你们去布鲁克林高地干什么
Why are you guys in Brooklyn Heights?
-你不是住贝德福-斯都维森吗 -等等
- I thought you lived in Bedford-Stuyvesant. - Wait.
等一下 你是
Wait, hold on, hold on. Are you
你♥他♥妈♥是在跟踪我们吗 别急
Are you fucking tracking us, dude? Chill.
-我们吃晚饭呢 -我知道你一直跑活计
- We're at dinner. - Well, I just know you're always on the clock,
所以我不清楚你在干什么
so I don't know what you're doing.
也许你还在干活呢
You know, maybe, maybe you're working.
没有 我们吃饭呢
No, we're at dinner, dude.
好吧 我在电♥话♥上等着航♥空♥公♥司♥的信儿呢
Okay, fine. I'm waiting on the phone with the airline,
但我找到一班明天中午从纽瓦克发出的航♥班♥
but I found a flight out of Newark at noon tomorrow,
我想我就
which I think I'm just
-不 请打住 -我会订下它
- No, please don't. Please stop. - So, I'm gonna book it,
我建议你提前三小时过去
and I suggest you show up three hours early
-因为我... -兄弟 不
- because I... - Dude, no, no, no.
停 停 第一 纽瓦克那你给我说糊涂了
Stop, stop. First of all, you lost me at Newark.
第二 我们明天可以提前五个小时到
And second, we can get there five hours early tomorrow, man.
没用 天气太糟了
It doesn't matter. The weather's all fucked up.
我们哪也飞不了
We can't go anywhere.
我没法说我很放心
You know, I... I can't say I'm comfortable
让你们待在你家里
with you guys staying at your place.
-为什么 -你开玩笑吗 需要细说吗
- Why not? - Are you serious? Do we need to talk about
怎么了
What?
没想到我们又回到汤姆·派蒂演唱会了
I didn't know we were at the Tom Petty concert again.
什么 汤姆·派蒂是谁
What? Who's Tom Petty?
你把我卖♥♥了
You narced on me, bro.
-我靠 -没事没事
- Oh, fuck! Fuck! - Oh, it's okay.
等等等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
-这是常事 -不 我的天
- It happens all the time. - No, oh my God.
不不 我不能
No, no, no. I can't.
-别让火熄了 -越唱我越难受
- Don't let the light go out - That is not helpful.
它已点燃了这么多年
It's lasted for so many years
是停电了吗
Is that the power out?
下得可真大
It is really coming down out there.
让我想起撒我妈妈的骨灰了
Reminds me of spreading my mom's ashes.
我不相信圣诞老人
I did not believe in Santa Claus.
我们是穆♥斯♥林♥ 不过平心而论
We're Muslim, but, in all fairness,
我妈会放棵数 小小的一棵
my mom put up a tree, a little, small, little tree,
小查理·布朗的小树
little Charlie Brown little... woo...
我家人超级信天主教 而且很虔诚
My family is super Catholic and super strict.
我都不认识他们了
I don't know them anymore.
但我们总会有棵很大的树
But we always had a huge tree,
我也喜欢参加平安夜的礼拜
and I would love to go to Christmas Eve service.
我去山丘之歌♥敬拜
I go to Hillsong.
那是贾斯汀·比伯的教堂吗
Isn't that the Justin Bieber church?
-对 他来过一次礼拜 -我比伯不信
- Yes. He came to service once. - I don't "belieb."
但是 我是基♥督♥徒
But but, II'm a Christian.
我很虔诚 但我不
I'm on the path, but I don't
不喜欢你家人对你做的事
respect what your family did to you,
我也不喜欢别人对你的方式
and I don't respect how people are treating you.
上帝就是上帝
God is God.
美国的基♥督♥徒 他们不相信
Christians in the US, they don't believe in, um,
科学 对吧
science, right?
我上学时最喜欢的科目就是科学
Science was my favorite subject in school.
我只是不怎么
Um, I just don't really
和凯勒布谈这些事 因为
talk about it with Caleb very much 'cause it's...
他很...
he's very, um...
但气候变化不是骗局
But climate change is not a hoax.
-我们正在杀死地球 -妹子 太疯狂了
- We are killing the planet. - Girl, it's crazy.
我们也许还剩 30年可活
We've got, like, what? Maybe 30 years left?
我觉得20多年
I think 20s.
对 而且他最终想要
Yeah, and he eventually wants to have, like,
好几个孩子 所以我就很迷惑
several children, and I'm just, like... What?
我不知道人怎么能把孩子
...I don't know how you could wanna bring a child
带到这样的一个世界上来
into this world the way things are going.
-我才不会让孩子活在现在这种屎堆里 -谢谢
- The fuck I'm bringin' a baby into this shite! - Thank you.
没错 这么做就等于自动让孩子
That's right. I mean, you basically enlisting
加入了水资源战争
your child into the water wars.
-别管那个了 -这世界已经完蛋了
- Nah, forget that. - This world is fucked. Yeah.
我很高兴自己不是个年轻人
I am so glad I'm not a young person.
见鬼
Shit!
我想我弄好了
I think I got it!
我要睡床
I've got dibs on the bed.
一直在那边忙
Working over there the whole time!
我都怀疑她是不是出事了
I was wondering what happened to her.
-你们不能让那女士... -等等
- Y'all not gonna have that lady... - Wait, wait, wait.
那是什么
What is that?!
-玩偶吗 -那真是
- Is that a doll? - That is some...
-来电了 -瞧瞧
- There we go! - Look at that.