成长不容易（2018）

Grown-ish S02E08

Part 1 April 3, 2021, 7:49 a.m.

You may not know who any of these people are,
这些人你可能一个都不认识
but you definitely know the people they've styled.
但他们做的这些造型你一定能认出是谁
These stylists use their visions
这些造型师用他们的审美视野
to help shape and push the culture through fashion.
来影响和推动流行风尚
Now, some people might think what they do is easy...
有些人可能觉得他们的工作很容易
I mean, how hard is it to put designer clothes on beautiful people, right?
让俊男靓女们穿上设计师时装又会有多难
Well, style may be eternal, but taste is subjective,
款式可能恒久不变但品味是主观的
and it can be harder than you think...
而且真的会比你想象的要难
Especially because the Internet never forgets.
尤其是因为互联网永不遗忘
So, why did I decide to focus on styling instead of actual design?
所以为什么我从时装设计转向造型设计了呢
Oh, probably because the First Lady of America basically wrote to me personally
哦可能是因为美国第♥一♥夫♥人♥私下给我写了句话
and told me that I am, quote, "The future of fashion."
说我是"时尚界的未来"
"Zoey, fantastic work. Best, Michelle."
"Zoey 干的漂亮你的朋友米歇尔祝好 "
Okay, whatever.
好吧随便吧
I'm reading in between the lines.
我从字里行间读出这层意思
So, once I realized styling was my thing,
所以既然意识自己擅长造型设计
there was no way I was gonna waste another second.
我♥干♥嘛还要再浪费时间
Time to start building my portfolio.
是时候筹备我的作品集了
Hey, guys.
嗨大家好
The Zoey Johnson Styling Experience
Zoey Johnson造型设计体验店
is officially open for business.
正式开始营业了
So swipe up. Link in bio.
上滑屏幕看简介
And tag a friend you think would enjoy.
点名一个你觉得会喜欢的好友吧
Now let the experience begin.
现在开始这场体验吧
So, the first week of the Zoey Johnson Styling Experience
Zoey Johnson造型设计体验店的第一周
wasn't exactly what I imagined.
跟我想象中不太一样
In fact, things were so bleak, I got removed from Yelp
实际上情况不太乐观我的店在Yelp被下架了
for posting too many fake reviews.
因为上传了太多假评论
But things took a turn
但是情况有了转机
when the twins decided I could help rebrand them
因为双胞胎决定让我帮她们重塑形象
from "All-American" Girls...to something more sophisticated
从"美国大妞"变得更精致一点
in hopes of getting followers and money
这样就能有更多的粉丝和打赏
to push products on the 'Gram.
可以用来在instagram上推广产品了
And so far, we were on our way.
目前为止我们已经就绪
Oh!
哦
Guys, this is such a moment.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 这一刻太激动人心了
You don't even know.
你们不知道我有多激动
Cool. But why does this "Moment"
很好但是为啥"这一刻"
have us looking like 40-year-old white women
让我们看起来像是在没有黑人出演的
in those black-and-white movies with no black people in them?
黑白电影里的40岁白人女性
What are you talking about?
你说什么
This is very excellent, very vintage knock-off couture.
这是多么精美手工定制的复刻古着
Wait, so dead people wore this? Oh, my God.
等等所以这衣服死人穿过吗天呐
We really appreciate you trying to have a vision for our rebrand,
感谢你试图构想我们的新形象
but we're trying to get to that Chastity Decas Cal U banner level, you know?
但我们想要的是Chastity Decas那种宾州加大校花级别的
This is easily a 10K-a-month feed.
接这种广♥告♥一个月轻松上万
Chastity Decas?
Chastity Decas
But y'all are just so much... better than that.
但是你们真的比她好多了
Oh, no, no, no. I know I'm not better
不不不我知道我比不过
than her 500,000 followers and athletic sponsorships.
她的五十万粉丝和体育赞助商
Same. And you don't see her
我也是而且你也不会看到
wearing haunted shit that some ghost bitch wore.
她穿一些死婊♥子♥穿过的闹鬼衣服
Mm.
嗯
All right. They do not understand what "Vintage" Means.
好吧她们不太清楚什么是"古着"
We've had this ghost conversation three times.
这种闹鬼的话题我们已经讨论三次了
I'm trying to rebrand you as fashionable, classy athletes.
我想要把你们重新包装成时尚优雅的运动员
And think about it... our last post got 200 new followers, so...
而且想一下咱们上一条推文涨了200粉所以
This post of Chastity dry-humping a basketball
Chastity这条"欲球不满"的推文
got her 5,000 likes.
有5000赞
We want dry-humping numbers!
我们想要这样的数据
Y'all talking about Chastity Decas?
你们在说Chastity Decas吗
Uh... Uh...
呃呃
Damn, she's fire.
她火的不得了
Thank you.
谢谢
Not helping.
别帮倒忙啊
And unfollow her!
赶紧取关她
Ceviche? Really?
橘汁腌海鲜真的吗
You know, scientists say that
科学家说所有生物中
shrimps have the most feelings of any living thing.
虾有最丰富的感官
Mm. Hey, um, hot tip for ya...
嗯呃温馨提示
if you're gonna be, like, the non-rent-paying fourth roommate,
如果你要做不付房♥租的四号♥室友
maybe keep your vegan judgment to yourself.
就别以你的素食标准要求别人了吧
Harsh, harsh.
话有点扎心
But I understand that's just the mercury talking from all that raw fish.
但我明白这些话只是你吃过多生鱼片后的汞中毒发言
Mm. Not you.
嗯不是你的本意
Thank you. Appreciate that, Luca.
我谢谢你啊 Luca
Bon appetit, chief.
祝你好胃口大厨
Posts like these just don't feel like you guys.
像这种照片根本就不是你们的范儿
Look, being a nationally ranked athlete
只是国家级运动员的话
isn't enough to get paid.
是没法变现套钱的
But being IG famous will help us
但如果成为IG网红就有助于我们
get those endorsements we need.
得到我们需要的代言合同
Yeah. I mean, the Gonzalez twins, Michelle Jenneke...
没错就像Gonzalez家的双胞胎还有Michelle Jenneke
sure, they're all great athletes,
没错她们是很棒的运动员
but looking good is what got them to that next level.
但好看的皮囊让他们更上层楼
Those girls are making hella bank.
这几个姑娘赚的钱海了去了
Just seems so... basic.
可是有点太基础了
And I'm here trying to make art.
而我是想创造艺术
You know what isn't basic? Making money.
那你知道什么不基础吗创造金钱
We have a four-year window as Cal U athletes,
我们宾州加大运动员的身份期限只有四年
so it's now or never.
再不抓住机会就晚了
Sorry, girl. But maybe you're just not the stylist for us.
抱歉姐妹可能你不太适合做我们的造型师
Wait.
等等
Um, are they firing me?
呃他们是要炒我鱿鱼吗
Could the Zoey Johnson Styling Experience
Zoey Johnson造型设计体验店
be over before it began?
在开张之前就要倒闭了吗
How could Michelle Obama have been so wrong?
米歇尔奥巴马怎么会看错人呢
Um, hold on.
呃等一下
could you guys give me one more shot?
你们能再给我一次机会吗
So, no more ghost clothes?
所以再也不♥穿♥死人衣服咯
No more ghost clothes. Done.
再也不♥穿♥了确定
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼
Thank you.
谢了
Excuse me.
借过一下
What's up, bitches?
干啥呢婊贝们
Nothing's up. Noth... The elevator is going up.
没什么没电梯正在上行
That's about it. Yeah.
就这样是啊
Although the new direction isn't exactly
虽然新风格不太符合
what I envisioned for Jazz and Sky,
之前我对Jazz和Sky的规划
I delivered.
但还是搞定了
Now... is it something I'm putting in my portfolio?
但是呢我会把这些放进我的作品集吗
Probably not.
应该不会
But I pivoted, leaned into my clients' vision,
但是我变通了一下紧贴客户需求
made them happy, saved my first job, so...
让她们满意保住我的首单工作所以
Basically, killing the game.
总得来说局势一片大好
Zoey, props! Oh, hey.
Zoey 厉害了哦嗨
You have the twins looking fire in that new photo.
你拍的双胞胎的新照片太火♥辣♥了
It's trending hard. It's trending?
传的可火了火了吗
Oh, yeah. It's being reposted by LADbible, Egotastic, Barstool Sports...
是的 LADbible跟Egotastic还有Barstool Sports都转发了
I don't know what any of those sites are,
这些网站我一个都不知道
but trending is good!
但火了终归是好事
Oh, yeah. So, these are the sites I hit
是啊这些网站啊
when I want to look at porn but I'm in a public place
我在公共场合想看黄♥片♥但没法看的时候
and I can't look at real porn, you know?
就会浏览这些网站知道了吧
Wait, what?
等等什么
Oh, my God!
天呐
Zoey, where did you think this whole rebrand thing was going
Zoey 你当时是怎么规划形象重塑方向的呢
when you had them posing like they were fused at the, uh...
毕竟你让她俩姿势摆的像是呃
you know. Hoohaa.
你懂的欲♥火♥焚身
Well, I thought I was gonna be doing something provocative
这个么我当时是想拍点性感火♥辣♥风