欢乐再满屋（2016）

Fuller House S01E12

Part 3 June 30, 2021, 7:46 p.m.

♪ 我需要 ♪
♪ I need... ♪
好恶
Ugh.
真抱歉
I'm sorry.
我昨天跟我家狗狗排练的时候可比现在性感多了
This was way sexier last night when I was practicing with my dog.
这场竞争的事情让我乱了阵脚
This whole competition thing is throwing me off.
我觉得自己努力过度了
I think I'm trying too hard.
是啊你过度到都戴上“雀巢”假发了
Yeah, well, you did show up in a wig.
我只想重现过去的种种
I'm just trying to recapture the old magic.
咱们曾有过一段美好的回忆
We have great memories together.
但是时候打造一些新的火花了
But... let's make some new magic.
我喜欢你这个说法
I like the sound of that.
妈
Mom!
我知道现在是斯蒂芬妮阿姨说了算但是
I know Aunt Stephanie's in charge, but...
能给我来点吃的吗
Can I get something to eat?
她没给你吃东西吗
She didn't feed you?
她教导了我一番但没给我吃的
She gave me a talk. But no food.
好吧不如这样 C计划
Okay, you know what? Plan C.
我打电♥话♥订披萨咱们来个家族野餐
I'll order some pizzas, we'll have a family picnic.
要我说的话那就再多来点意式香肠吧
With my plan C, I'd like extra pepperoni.
再多来点蘑菇吗
And extra mushrooms?
还要多加洋葱
And extra onions.
孩子我就喜欢你这般饿虎扑食的劲头
Kid, I like the way you order.
♪ 我需要 ♪
♪ I need ♪
♪ 来点披萨 ♪
♪ Some pizza ♪
98 99
98... 99...
100...
我真是晕头转向啊
I'm all discombobulated.
错啦我并没有
No, I'm not.
什么不不可能
What? No, no!
抓住他抓住他 - 你打不倒我的
Get him, get him. - You can't take me.
快打他小大人
Hit him, man.
一二三
One, two, three...
麦克斯和老妈赢了
Max and Mom win.
干得不错 - 太棒了
Nice going! - Yes!
你真是摔跤队的队长吗
You were really the captain of the wrestling team?
我又没说我们很厉害
I didn't say we were any good.
来吧 - 真棒
Come on! - Nice!
迪杰·富勒我要打败你
D.J. Fuller, I'm calling you out.
相信我小姑娘你会后悔莫及
Trust me, little girl. You do not want a piece of this.
不必须一决胜负
Oh, no, we're doing this.
我负责转盘我最爱看迪杰打败你了
I'll spin. I used to love watching D.J. out-Twister you.
说真的她就是那么棒
Honestly, she's that good.
各就各位女士们
Positions, ladies.
右手放在红色上
Right hand red.
左脚在蓝色上
Left foot blue.
右脚放在绿色上
Right foot green.
好吧
Okay.
为服装问题暂停一下
Time out for a wardrobe malfunction.
好了
Okay...
哇看到翘臀了
Wow, seeing butt...
♪ 啊我的爱 ♪
♪ Oh, my love ♪
好了
Alright...
游戏继续
Resume play.
要服输了吗
You wanna give up?
还记得你不喜欢口臭的事吗
You know how you hate stinky breath?
好吧我多吃了些洋葱
Well, I had extra onion
还有很多大蒜
and extra garlic
主食还是洋葱大蒜披萨
on my onion garlic pizza.
好棒 - 呜呼
Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
没错我又赢了
Yes, I win again!
呃我又输了
Oh, I lose again!
别担心我的二孩战友
Don't worry, fellow middle kid.
总有一天你会找到专属的马奇马克内♥裤♥
Someday, we'll find Marky Mark's magic underwear.
只要他一直没退出新派少年就行
As long as he's still in them.
好了清理一下吧
Come on. Let's clean up.
我们最后来到举办雷蒙娜盛大派对的地点
"We end at the site of Ramona's epic party
你的拉丁至爱将像帕瓦罗蒂一样放声高歌♥
where your Latin lover will sing like Pavarotti."
小吉吉我的至爱
Kimberlina, mi amor,
我将高歌♥一曲“小吉吉我的至爱”
I'm going to sing a song called "Kimberlina, Mi Amor."
作词者本人作曲斯蒂芬妮
I wrote the lyrics and Stephanie wrote the music.
作曲的20块钱你还没给我呢
And you still owe me the twenty bucks.
♪ 小吉吉我的挚爱 ♪
♪ Kimberlina, mi amor ♪
♪ 你是我今生所爱 ♪
♪ You're the one that I adore ♪
♪ 你的曼妙身姿无人能比 ♪
♪ Your perfect body is beyond compare ♪
♪ 轻抚你的秀发已让我狂喜无比 ♪
♪ I'm in ecstasy when I stroke your hair ♪
♪ 小吉吉小吉吉小吉吉 ♪
♪ Kimberlina, Kimberlina, Kimberlina... ♪
我太激动唱不下去了
I'm too emotional to finish the song.
斯蒂芬妮就由你来替我唱完吧
Stephanie, you must finish the song for me.
不我才不要
No, I must not.
必须唱
You must.
这是我这辈子最浪漫的一天了
This is the most romantic day of my life.
求你了斯蒂芬妮你的歌♥喉那么动听
Please, Stephanie. You sing so beautifully.
此言不假
That's true.
♪ 当我凝视你的双眸 ♪
♪ When I look into your eyes ♪
♪ 轻触你的脸颊 ♪
♪ And touch your sweet face... ♪
斯蒂芬妮不行
Stephanie, please!
你必须深情的演唱
You must perform my lyrics.
那些歌♥词代表着我最诚挚的感情
They express my deepest feelings.
来吧小芬唱出来
Come on, Steph. Sell it.
♪ 当我凝视你的双眸 ♪
♪ When I look into your eyes ♪
♪ 轻触你可人双颊 ♪
♪ And touch your sweet face ♪
♪ 让我想要吻遍你每一寸肌肤 ♪
♪ Makes me want to nibble you All over the place ♪
接着亲亲下去
Keep nibbling. Nibble north.
亲啊亲啊亲啊亲啊亲啊
Nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble.
很好
Good!
你确定你是激动到亲不下去吗
Are you too choked up to do this?
睁眼看看我啊我都不能自已了
Look at me. I'm a case of baskets.
♪ 没有什么比抱紧你更能让我快乐 ♪
♪ There is no greater joy Than holding you near ♪
♪ 轻轻吹伏吾爱完美的耳垂 ♪
♪ Gently blowing Mi Amor Into your perfect ear-shaped ear ♪
你可真是把好手
You're really good at this!
接着唱啊甜姐儿
Keep singing, sugar.
♪ 当我在夜里梦见你 ♪
♪ When I dream of you at night ♪
♪ 心跳躁动不已 ♪
♪ My heart does flips ♪
♪ 我要将我爱之烈焰深植在你丰满双唇 ♪
♪ I must plant my kiss of fire On your red and plumpy lips ♪
不不要我才我才不要那么做
No, no, I'm not... I'm not doing that.
你已经没有回头路了
No way you're stopping now.
够了
That's enough.
接下来交给我就可以了
I can take it from here.
♪ 小吉吉小吉吉小吉吉 ♪
♪ Kimberlina, Kimberlina, Kimberlina ♪
♪ 我的挚爱 ♪
♪ Mi amor ♪
金佰利·路易丝·吉布勒
Kimberly Louise Gibbler...
你可以让我成为这世界上最幸福的男人
Will you make me the happiest man on earth
跟我离婚吗
and divorce me?
离婚
Divorce?
你签了协议书吗
You signed the papers?
你搞这么多名堂就是为了结束咱们的婚姻吗
You went through all this just to end our marriage?
哇剧情真是急转直下
Wow. This took a turn.
这不是你过去两年来最想做的事吗
It's what you've been asking for for the last two years.
我知道
I know.
我犯过错
I made mistakes.
而且我不配和你在一起
And I was not the man you deserve.
但是现在
But now...
我们的爱将可以重燃
our love can begin anew...
像凤♥凰♥涅磐起死复生
Like a phoenix, rising from the ashes.
或是老鹰涅磐由伯特鹰宠店抚养
Or a falcon, rising from Burt's Falcon Shop.
谢了卡利托
Thank you, Carlito.
是我疯了还是真有只鸟带着一枚戒指飞到了这里
Am I crazy or did a bird just fly in here with a ring?
两者都是
Both.
小吉吉
Kimberlina...
自从20秒前和你离婚我的人生变得空洞无比
my life has been so empty since we got divorced twenty seconds ago.
你可以让我成为这世界上最幸福的男人嫁给我吗