欢乐再满屋（2016）

你将会经历一场 你们美国人怎么说来着
You are going on a, how do you say...
寻宝游戏
...scavenger hunt?
哇 还真是该这样发音
Wow. That's exactly how you say it.
在我脑子里 听着就像是“森波有嘿”
In my head, it sounded like gibberish.
这是你的第一个线索
Here's your first clue.
神秘的旅程启始于
"This magical journey begins
凯丝欧普莉斯双胞胎曾居住过的房♥间
in the room that housed the Katsopolis twins."
好漂亮啊
It's beautiful!
哦 费尔南多
Oh, Fernando!
你早就该这么做了
You should have.
加油 麦克斯 你能做行的
Come on, Max, you can do this.
看到叠叠乐塔了吗
See the tower?
要像它一样稳固
Be the tower.
小塔 给我站好喽
Tower, stay.
小塔真乖
Good tower!
哇 麦克斯 你还真是没给我留后路呀
Wow, Max. You really put me in a tough spot here.
抽啊 杰克森 杰克森 抽啊
Jengaaa, Jackson. Jackson, Jengaaa.
哦不
Oh, no!
我做到了 我打败杰克森了
I did it! I beat Jackson!
好吧 继续努力 麦克斯
Alright! Way to go, Max.
这样抽才对 你个小混混
And that's how you Jenga, punk.
我是最棒的了
I'm the greatest of all time!
我最棒
Ali, bomaye.
我最强
Ali, bomaye.
问我要去哪里
Ask me where I'm going.
你要去哪里
Where are you going?
我要去迪斯尼乐园
I'm going to Disneyland!
我再也不会让着他了
Last time I ever let him win.
我听到了
I heard that.
你是故意输的吗
You lost on purpose?
不是 不是 不是 不是 你是正大光明打败我的
No, no, no, no, no, you beat me fair and square.
我早该知道你不可能第一招就输给我的
I should've known when you knocked over the tower on your first move.
对不起 麦克斯 这是我的主意
I'm sorry, Max. It was my idea.
你不相信我能打败他吗
You didn't think I could beat him?
好吧 必竟你都输了七年了
Well, you are on a seven-year losing streak.
我可以换一种说法吗
Can I rephrase that?
不用 我懂了 我就是个“鲁蛇”
No, I get it. I am a loser.
麦克斯 你这是要去哪儿
Max, where are you going?
反正不是去迪斯尼乐园
Not to Disneyland.
我要去“鲁蛇失乐园”了
I'm going to Loserland.
麦克斯 你在哪儿
Max? Where are you?
你们回来得好早
You guys are back early.
虽然一切没能按照原计划进行 不过还是挺有意思的
Well, it didn't go exactly as planned but it was still fun.
是啊 史蒂夫带我去学院体育馆的看台 想把以前刻过的名字再刻深点
Yeah, Steve took me to the school gym to recarve our initials in the bleachers.
但是很显然 安保是一个戴了假发的成年男子
ut apparently, security frowns on a grown man in a wig
兜里装了把匕♥首♥一直在大厅里转来转去
wandering the halls with a pocket knife.
被从学校赶出来以后 又去了我们的秘密沙滩
After we got kicked out of our old high school, we went to our secret beach.
谁成想那里变成了老年人果体沙滩
Which is now a nude beach for senior citizens.
那真是我看过最糟心的一场排球赛了
That was the most disturbing volleyball game I've ever seen.
但这都无所谓 因为你知道我们打算怎么办吗
But it's all good because you know what we're gonna do?
我们要把野餐挪到后院去 我会做我最拿手的汉堡
We'll move the picnic to the backyard. I'll make my famous burgers.
啊 你的汉堡很好吃 我超爱的 我那份要四分熟的
Oh, those are great. I love those. Make mine medium rare.
对不起 这其实是场约会
I'm sorry, it's kind of a date.
没事 如果多了的话 我们会给你留一份
Oh, but we'll save you one if there's extra.
怎么可能会多
There won't be.
好吧 无所谓 我得把麦克斯找出来
Oh, okay, alright, fine. I gotta go find Max.
不是说他走丢了
Not that he's lost.
我们在玩一场叫“麦克斯 你到底跑哪儿去了”的游戏
We were just playing a little game called "Max, where the heck are you?"
麦克斯 你到底跑哪儿去了
Max, where the heck are you?
她可真会照顾孩子 - 谁说不是呢
She's so good with the kids. - Right?
磨拳擦掌准备迎接好消息吧
"Your paws and claws are in for good news.
请去雷蒙娜存放鞋子的地方
Go to where Ramona keeps her shoes."
范太太
Mrs. Pham!
现在是美甲时间
It's mani-pedi time!
如果感觉肌肉酸痛 请打开另一扇门
"If your muscles are sore, open the other door."
啊 是魔力手指鲍里斯
Ah! Magic Fingers Boris!
踏哒
Ta-da!
美甲 还有按♥摩♥ 你还真是面面俱到
Mani-pedi, massage... You thought of everything.
那是当然
I sure did.
我知道你会觉得辛苦
"I know that you can find this taxing
但请咬紧牙关 是时候脱个毛了
but grit your teeth, it's time for a waxing."
多丽丝
Doris!
趁你还没开始薅我毛之前
Before you start ripping out hairs,
我得提前为我一会儿会骂你的事情道个歉
I'd like to apologize for the names I'm about to call you.
麦克斯
Max!
你是在狗屋里吗 - 不是
Are you in the dog house? - No!
我是说 汪
I mean, woof.
别这样 快出来 小家伙
Hey! Come on out, buddy.
我连躲都躲不好
I'm even a bad hider.
我真是从头到尾鲁到底了
That's how big of a loser I am.
你不是鲁蛇
You're not a loser.
只不过不是赢家而已
You're just not a winner.
我还真是不太会安慰人
I'm really not good at this.
为什么我在哪方面都赢不了杰克森
Why can't I ever beat Jackson at anything?
因为你是弟弟 他是哥哥
Because you're the little brother and he's the big brother.
这就是经典的“沃尔伯格案例”
It's a classic Wahlberg scenario.
什么沃尔伯格
What's a Wahlberg?
唐尼·沃尔伯格是新派少年的成员
Donnie Wahlberg was the star of New Kids on the Block.
他总是处处压制他的弟弟马奇马克
He dominated his little brother Marky Mark.
然后有一天 马奇马克穿上了一条CK内♥裤♥
Then one day, Marky Mark put on a pair of Calvin Klein underwear
结果你猜怎么着 嘣 他成了沃尔伯格家的大明星
and next thing you know, bam, he's the Wahlberg superstar.
所以你的意思是说我需要弄一条像沃尔伯格穿的那种内♥裤♥吗
So what you're saying is I need some magic Wahlberg underwear?
呃 不是 不是
Uh, no, no.
我想说的是 总有一天 你会赶上杰克森
What I'm saying is that someday, you'll catch up to Jackson.
与此同时 你也有个比自己小的弟弟
In the meantime, you have a little brother of your own.
所以好好享受打败汤米的乐趣吧
So enjoy kicking Tommy's butt.
懂了 交谈甚欢
Got it. Good talk.
比你管我叫鲁蛇的时候要好多了
Much better than when you called me a loser.
再来点酒吧 迪杰
More wine, D.J.?
这些就好
That's good.
我再给你多倒点
I'm just gonna top you up there.
再一点点就好
Just a splash.
现在可以开始准备汉堡了 首先 要来点现磨胡椒
We're gonna get started on the burgers. First, a little fresh-ground pepper.
你还没忘记汤姆·克鲁斯花式调酒法
You've still got your Tom Cruise Cocktail moves.
是啊
Yeah.
我也没忘记斯韦兹招牌动作
I've still got my Swayze moves, too.
还记得咱们最爱的那部电影《人鬼情未了》吗
Our favorite movie was Ghost.
我怎么可能会忘记陶艺课的场景
How could I forget that pottery scene?
咱俩就是看这部电影的时候亲到一起的
That was our make-out movie.
知道吗 我1991年租了那卷录像带 到现在都没还
You know, I rented that in 1991 and never returned it.
百事达关门也算是个好事
It's a good thing Blockbuster went out of business
因为我的滞纳金估计都有20万了
because my late fees would be like 200,000 dollars.
现在 小甜心 你来这边 帮我做汉堡
Now, sweetheart, you come over here and help me with these burgers.
跟电影里做陶艺不一样 咱们是做肉饼
Instead of making pottery, we're making patties.
打蛋吧
Egg me.
我喜欢跟你待在这里
I love being here with you.
我也是
Ditto!
♪ 啊 我的爱 ♪
♪ Oh, my love ♪
♪ 我的爱人 ♪
♪ My darling ♪
♪ 我已渴求你的大蒜盐 ♪
♪ I've hungered for your garlic-salt ♪
♪ 许久 ♪
♪ A long ♪
♪ 已矣 ♪
♪ Lonely time ♪
迪杰 这首歌♥可是二重唱
D.J., there were two Righteous Brothers.
♪ 而时光 ♪
♪ And time goes by ♪
♪ 缓慢流逝 ♪
♪ So slowly ♪
♪ 时光荏苒 物换星移 ♪
♪ And time can do so much ♪
♪ 你是否依然属于我 ♪
♪ Are you still mine? ♪
♪ 我需要 ♪
♪ I need ♪
♪ 上演唱课 ♪
♪ Some singing lessons ♪
咱们能唱上去 准备好了吗
We can do this. Ready?