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Fresh Off the Boat
第四季
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Fresh Off the Boat S04E03
Part 3
July 4, 2022, 1:22 p.m.
Every piece is just purple.
是的
Yes.
埃迪呢?
Where's Eddie?
他四十五分钟之前就应该到了
He should've been here 45 minutes ago.
埃迪迟到了? 我都惊呆了!
Eddie's late?! I'm stunned!
我知道 对吧?
I know, right?
但其实我们有很严肃的事情要跟你说
But we actually have something serious to talk to you about,
但是既然他迟到了 那就我来告诉你吧
but I guess since he's late, I'll just tell you.
什么?
What is it?
你哥哥和我...
Your brother and I...
我们都很关心你 而且...
well, we both care about you very much, and...
... 我们要复合了!
... we're getting back together!
快闭嘴然后给我个拥抱!
Shut the front door and give me a hug!
抱歉我迟到了
Sorry I'm late.
我回家的路上看见一只红尾巴的狐狸
I saw a red-tailed fox on the way home,
我就追了上去
so I chased it.
我知道好消息了!
I heard the great news!
我每次拼完拼图都会藏一些小饼干
I've been hiding some Nilla Wafers for when I finish the puzzle,
但是管他呢 咱们来庆祝吧!
but what the hay, let's celebrate!
什么好消息?
What great news?
我算是告诉他咱们复合了
I kinda sorta told him we're getting back together.
- 什么? - 你迟到了 我就慌了!
- What? - You were late, and I panicked!
你能告诉他我们不能是朋友了吗?
Can you tell him we can't be friends?
没门 前女票
No way, ex-boo.
是你先甩了我的
You're the one who broke up with me.
是你的选择 你来当坏人
This was your choice. You've got to be the bad guy.
好吧
Fine.
我拿了一整盒
I brought the whole box
要是你们想开派对庆祝也有得吃
in case we want to turn this into a party.
埃文 我还要告诉你点事
Evan, there's something else I have to tell you.
埃迪和我在说 然后我们决定...
Eddie and I were talking, and we think it's best if...
... 我们带你去骑小马!
... we take you on a pony ride!
- 奶奶! - 埃默里!
- Grandma! - Emery!
我的坏运气又开始了
My bad luck strikes again.
我不能出现在倒东西的人周围
I can't be around anyone pouring liquids.
没有关系 我们都有运气不好的时候
家里其他人呐可能躲着你
但是我是很高兴跟你在一起的
真的?
Really?
他们说在你最需要的时候
你的奶奶是最大的帮助
我以为耶稣是最大的帮助
I thought that was Jesus.
喔不是
是你的奶奶
喔! 你们怎么过来了?
Whoa-ho-ho! What brings you two over?
我正要去医院呢
I was just on my way to the hospital.
西装革履的?
In a full suit?
我得让那些医生看看
Well, I got to show those docs
让他们开刀的可是个大人物
that they're operating on classy merchandise.
我们就是顺道来
Well, we just came by
看看你需不需要搭车去手术
to see if you needed a ride to the procedure.
蜜儿去看她的预约
Since Honey has her appointment,
我们觉得可以帮帮忙
we figured we could lend a hand.
不必要的 我自己开车去
There's no need. I'm gonna drive myself.
咱们半道可以去买♥♥冰淇淋
We could stop for ice cream on the way.
我要坐副驾驶座!
Shotgun!
小马的名字是查理!
The pony's name is Charlie!
真棒!
Very good!
抱歉我来晚了
Sorry I'm late.
你怎么会迟到? 咱们一起来的
How are you late? We came here together.
我看到一些鸭宝宝
I saw some baby ducks
就想知道有没有池塘
and had to scope out if there was a pond here.
其实没有
There wasn't.
我觉得那些鸭子有麻烦了
I think those ducks are in trouble.
他的鬃毛难道不漂亮吗?
Isn't his mane beautiful?
- 嗨 哥们 - 当然好看了!
- Hey, buddy! - Sure is!
你怎么找到这个地方的?
By the way, how'd you find this place?
嗯... 因为咱们第二次约会就来的这里
Um... I know about it because we came here on our second date.
什么?
Whaaat?
等等
Wait.
你把我们的照片放包里?
You keep a picture of us in your purse?
我以为你不喜欢我了
I thought you stopped liking me.
咱们分手了
We're broken up,
但我也没试着忘了你
but I'm not trying to forget you.
又不是说咱们一起的时光对我来说毫无意义
It's not like our time together meant nothing to me.
我知道来到这儿是我的错
I know it's my fault we're here.
等我们一回到家我就告诉埃文真♥相♥
I'll tell Evan the truth as soon as we get back home.
小马的食物主要是胡萝卜!
His diet is mostly carrots!
- 是吗! - 你太棒了!
- You don't say! - Great job!
这就是您想要消磨时间的方式?
So, this is how you want to spend our time together?
整理架子?
Rearranging shelves?
对呀
把你妈妈给我的那个丑猫雕像拿下来啊
啊 真是的
破掉了
我很抱歉
I'm so sorry.
又是我的坏运气
My stupid bad luck.
没有关系
现在啊你把你大阿姨给我的那个难看的那个青蛙杯子拿下来
噢天呐
公园里居然有卖♥♥冰激凌的？
What, the ice cream place is in the park?
是辆冰淇凌车 现在很流行呢
Yes. It's a truck. It's very trendy.
哇 公园里有这么多流浪汉啊
Wow. There are a lot of homeless people around here.
他们可不是流浪汉
Oh, those aren't homeless people.
他们只是新手父母
They're new parents.
又到吃奶的时间了吗？
Is it time to pump again?
妈咪！
Mommy!
妈咪!!
Mommy!!
为什么？
Why?
这些父母们都怎么了?
Well, what happened to all of them?
他们被孩子折磨的精疲力尽
Well, they're exhausted from taking care of kids.
要不停喂小孩 换尿布
Feeding them, changing their diapers.
你还记得当年照顾妮科尔的时候 对吧
You remember what that's like, right?
当然了当然
Right. Right.
你不知道我在说什么对吧
You don't know what I'm talking about,do you?
我不知道!
I don't!
我从来没有跟妮科尔一起经历过这些
No, I never experienced any of this with Nicole.
她妈妈把重活全包了
Her mother did all the heavy lifting.
我每天只需要去上班
I just went to work, I came home,
回到家看强尼卡森脱口秀 然后上♥床♥睡觉
watched Carson's monologue, then went to sleep.
蜜儿可不会让你这样做的
Well, that's not gonna fly with Honey.
确实不会
Oh, that's true. Yeah.
蜜儿是X一代的一员
Honey's part of that new, uh, Generation X
我在《新闻周刊》上读到过
I read about in Newsweek.
他们思想很先进
They're progressive.
现在照顾一个宝宝确实很难
Well, taking care of a baby today is hard work.
我俩只是想让你了解你将要入的坑是什么样
We just want you to be aware of what you're getting into.
小玉米
Baby corn.
我们到了
Well, here we are.
你确定准备好了?
Mm-hmm. You sure you're up for this?
是的
Yep.
脖子都刮干净了呢
Already shaved my neck.
这次我们猜错了 马文是真想要个宝宝
Well, I guess we were wrong. He really does want this.
我也这样认为
I guess he does.
我以为他要进医院呢 没想到他直接掉头走了!
I thought he was going in the hospital, and then he just turned!
我可没想到会这样！
I did not see that coming!
谢谢你 拜拜
Thank you. Bye.
好消息!
Amazing news!
我不但订到了
Not only did I book us the karaoke room
音响效果最好的ktv包间
that has the best acoustics,
而且还订到了四话筒套装
I also got us the four-mic package.
工作人员本以为不能订了
They didn't think it was available,
但他们检查了一下说可以订
but then they checked, and it was.
这一切都让我很开心
I feel really good about this.
如果马文不确定要不要小孩
If Marvin wasn't sure about having kids,
为什么那么着急呢
why rush into it?
他”才”七十岁 还有大把的时间呢
There's plenty of time. He's barely 70.
有我们这样的关心他俩真是太幸运了
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