呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S01E06

Part 4 April 16, 2021, 8:23 p.m.

When she starts in with the "bloody's",
她一说他妈的
I know she's really upset.
我就知道她是真的生气了
No, you don't have to do everything she says.
不你不必没见识都按她说的做
Oh...
噢...
those two.
那两个女人
You'd think they were bloody married, huh?
你会觉得她们都结婚了吧?
Oh, Bloody Mary. Oh, my God, it's almost midnight.
噢血腥玛丽噢我天马上就是午夜了
You fudged me, didn't you,you little planned fudger.
你耍我是不是你个小阴谋家
Now I'm going to have to just use
现在我要用
whatever stinking mirror is closest.
一切
Ah. Come on.
啊过来
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
血腥玛丽血腥玛丽血腥玛丽
Kevin?
凯文?
Hey. Hi.
嘿嗨
Hi. Are we in a porta potty?
嗨我们是在一个波尔塔派对上吗?
Yeah, I know. I wanted to do something more romantic
是的我知道我想做点比较浪漫的事
and find the mirror from the orphanage where we first met.
去我们第一次见面的孤儿院找镜子
Uh, but I didn't have any time.
呃但是我没时间
And I've been thinking a lot
我最近想了很多
about the babysitter "condrumdrum."
关于保姆迷恋症
And I think Roofie was right.
我觉得撸夫是对的
We beat this thing. We can finally be together.
我们打败了这些事我们终于可以在一起了
Like bf and gf.
就像男票女票那样在一起
Uh, what?
呃什么?
Well, you know, I haven't given a ton of thought
好吧你知道我没有多想关于
to how the physical, uh, intimate stuff would work.
身体上怎么呃能亲密
Okay, Kevin. That's enough.
好了凯文够了
Um, we can't be together.
我们不能在一起
We can't... what... what do you mean?
我们不能...什么...你什么意思?
Why?
为什么?
I always saw you as like a son.
我一直把你当做儿子
Oh, my God.
噢我天
Oh, my God. I'm an idiot.
噢我天我就是个傻瓜
No, you're not. The thing is,
不你不是事情是这样
I always wanted to be a mother.
我一直想成为一个母亲
I could just never have kids of my own.
但我不可能有自己的孩子
But then I met you,
后来我遇见了你
and you were this sweet little boy
而你是这么一个善良的小孩
who not only clearly needed a mother,
你不仅需要一个母亲
but could also see ghosts.
而且还能看见鬼魂
I thought it was perfect.
我觉得这很完美
Well, the same, Mary, I...
好吧一样玛丽我...
I bungled our entire relationship.
我搞砸了我们整个关系
You were never really good with picking up the nonverbal cues.
你永远搞不对那些非语言的暗示
No, not really.
不不是的
You weren't trying to kill Camomile, were you?
你没有要杀菊花是不是?
A mother.
一个母亲
All right, come on.
好吧来吧
I want to show you something. Come here.
我要给你看点东西跟我来
Uh, Mary?
呃玛丽?
This is Amber. Amber, this is Mary.
这是安布尔安布尔这是玛丽
Hi.
你好
Oh, my.
噢我天
That doesn't look very uninfected.
看起来好像感染了
Can I take a look?
我能看看吗?
I think I can help you.
我想我可以帮你
What do you say, Kevin?
你觉得呢凯文?
Would that be all right?
这样可以吗?
Yeah.
可以
Someone's in here.
有人
You want a peanut butter cup? No.
你想来个花生酱吗? 不
I'm going to stick with the corn.
我要沾着爆米花一起吃
Trying to be at least a little healthy, you know?
试着保持点健康好吗?
Yeah, that's smart.
好啊不错
How'd that thing work out with you and Bloody Mary?
你和血腥玛丽那事怎么样了?
Really, really badly.
真的真的很不好
I completely misread that situation.
我完全误解了情况
That's okay, though. I'm going to go back
不过没关系我会回去
to obsessing over Camomile White.
继续跪舔白菊花的
It is one good decision with you after another.
这个决定不错
Yeah, man. You know, and I base my decision
是啊伙计你知道我这个决定是基于
on the fact that Camomile White exists
基于白菊花一年之内有超过一天存在的
for more than one day out of the year.
这个事实
So it increases my odds.
所以我的机会还有所增加
Right. Let's... let's... let's hope so.
是啊我们...希望是这样吧
Yeah. Optimism.
是啊乐观点
You know those are weed candy corns.
你知道这些是大♥麻♥玉米糖
These are weed candy corns?
这些是大♥麻♥玉米糖?
Yeah, you're gonna be high.
是啊你估计要嗨了