呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S01E03

Part 4 April 16, 2021, 8:23 p.m.

Ha! We outnumber you, Anders, kill him.
哈我们人比你多安德斯杀了他
Freeze... FBI!
不许动... 联邦调查局
Don't shoot, I'm CIA. Wait, wait!
别杀我我是中♥央♥情报局的等等等等
FDA!
食品及药物管理局
We think those meatballs may have been horse.
我们认为哪些肉丸可能是马肉
What's going on?
到底怎么回事?
Is everyone in the Swedish Mafia an undercover cop?
是不是瑞典黑♥手♥党♥里每个人都是便衣警♥察♥?
Guys, we really got to do a better job communicating.
同志们我们真的要好好交流下
Drop your guns! Now!
放下你的枪现在
Ow, my hair is caught in your bracelet.
哦我的头发卡在你手链上了
I have the upper hand here.
现在我占上风
I want free passage back to Sweden or I...
我要自♥由♥通行返回瑞典不然我...
I kill him. Ow! My hair.
我就杀了他哦我的头发
Oh! Whoa, Melville...
哦哇哦梅尔维尔
Don't worry, Kev. I've got a clean shot.
别担心凯文我可是拍过高清大♥片♥的人
Have you fired a gun before? Hell, no.
你以前开过枪么? 特喵的当然没有
But it should be the same as shooting a camera, right?
但是这应该跟拍电影没啥区别对不?
Shake, even in death, you can't hold a gun steady, Shake.
抖抖就算死了你也没法拿稳一把枪啊抖抖
I'm getting pretty fed up
我可受够了
with this Shaky Hands bullshit, mothaf...
这鬼扯的外号♥手抖男去他喵的...
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
啊啊啊
Holy...
我天...
F...Mackerel.
卧♥槽♥... 牛逼啊
Thank you.
谢谢你
We've been trying to take down the Swedish Mafia for months.
我们已经努力剿灭瑞典黑♥手♥党♥好几个月了
We couldn't have done it without your help.
要不是有你的帮助我们做不到
Good. Thanks. That's great.
好谢谢棒呆了
Can I get that tape, please?
我能拿到那盒磁带么谢谢
I gotta take it back to the bootleggers
我要把它带给走私贩们
so I can get back to my job.
我也好回归我的工作
I was trying to hold on to that tape
我一直坚持要这磁带
because it's evidence of a Swedish mafia hit,
因为这是瑞典黑♥手♥党♥袭凶的证据
but it's actually just two cops
但实际上它只是两警♥察♥
murdering an innocent Norwegian man in a theater.
在电影院杀害了一个无辜的挪威男人
No! No! You didn't have to do that.
不不不你不必这样做的
Sorry, man.
抱歉哥们
Why you crying?
你哭啥?
That tape was the evidence I needed to show
那盒磁带是我要用来证明
that Shaky's hands were steady.
手抖男的手不抖的证据
Evidence?
证据?
Man, the boy just licked off the steadiest shot
哥们那家伙刚来了
me ever seen, yeah. Oh, you mean with the gun?
我见过最平稳的一发好么哦你是说用那只枪?
Yes. Oh, no, that was an accident.
没错哦不是那就是个偶然
Ha! You know it, me knew
哈你懂我就知道
Shaky still have a shaky trigger finger, man.
抖抖手依旧抖啊抖哥们
Come on, knock it off.
拜托别说了
Do you realize the reason he's sticking around
你意识到他阴魂不散的原因
is because he's tired of being called Shaky Hands?
就是因为他厌倦了被叫做手抖男么?
No, boy, me not make fun of him, man.
不是的哥们我不是取笑他哥们
Me not just give anyone some nickname.
我不是对谁都起外号♥的
If me give you a nickname,
如果我给你起外号♥
that's because me have respect for you.
那是因为我尊重你
Shaky, if you hearing this, man,
抖抖你要是能听到哥们
we want you to know me miss ya.
希望你能知道我想念你
Even though you had the shakey hand,
即使你手抖
me know you always loan me money when we need it.
我知道当缺钱时你总是借钱给我的那个人
Much respect, bredrin.
超级崇拜你哥们
How you feel, bredrin?
你觉得怎么样哥们?
I need to get high.
我要爽一下
We'll go make that happen, you know.
我们会爽的你懂
Whoo! You need a shower though.
呼你要洗个澡了喂
Somebody's gotta clean up that dead Swede, right?
会有人来清理那个死的瑞典佬对吧?
They got to. This is New York City.
他们会的这里可是纽约
Oh, no, it's not!
哦不不要啊
Oh, no, we've been robbed!
哦不我们被抢劫了
We've been robbed! Oh, my God, oh, my God!
我们被抢光了哦我的天啊我的天啊
We got robbed! Where's the police?
我们被抢了哪里有警♥察♥?
Aw, damn, man!
哦去死吧伙计
Where the hell have you been?
你特喵的都去哪了
Roofie, I screwed up. I'm so sorry.
撸夫我搞砸了非常对不起
I give you one job to do, one job.
我给你一份工作做一份工作
I know. And this is how you repay me?
我知道那这就是你如何报答我?
I was supposed to be gone for one minute,
我本来就打算离开一分钟
and this guy came up to the newsstand,
然后这个家伙来了报刊亭
he wanted my help with a ghost.
他要我帮个鬼魂
Then I got kidnapped by the Swedish mafia.
然后我被瑞典黑♥手♥党♥绑♥架♥了
They made me dig my own grave,
他们让我自己挖自己的坟
won't let me finish my meatballs,
不让我吃完我的肉丸
I could've starved to death,
我差点就活活饿死了
but I did it. I did it for this.
但我还是做了点事为了这个做的
Wow. It's a genuine Gucci bag.
哇哦这可是货真价实的古驰包包
And it's for you.
是给你的
I just got tired of being such a taker, you know.
我厌倦了当个索取者你懂
You're always giving me so much.
你总是给予我好多
And I know how much you like Gucci 'cause you're black.
我知道你有多爱古驰因为你是黑人嘛
We actually like Prada too.
实际上我们也喜欢普拉达
I'm so sorry, man.
非常抱歉哥们
I can't believe the newsstand got looted and ransacked.
没法相信报刊亭都会被洗劫一空
I... Uh, who robs a newsstand?
我... 啊谁会抢劫一个报刊亭啊?
No, the place didn't get looted. I was messin' with you.
不是的这地方没被抢劫我逗你呢
We clear out the inventory every week to balance the books.
我们每周清空库存来结算这些书目
In fact, the place actually made money
实际上就算你不在这
even though you weren't even here.
这地方也在赚钱
Well, you said some guy came to you at a newsstand,
对了你说有个家伙来报刊亭找你
and that's how you got the ghost job?
然后你因此接了个鬼魂的活儿?
Yeah. I should've just told him to buzz off.
对啊我应该让他走远点
No. You know what...
别你知道嘛
I think I've got an idea.
我想我有主意了
What can I do for you, bub?
我能为您效劳么老弟?
So is it true you're a medium?
所以你真的是个灵媒？
At your service.
随时为您服务
You talk to ghosts?
你和鬼魂说话?
You bet your bottom dollar.
一定确定以及肯定
And you do exorcisms? And séances too.
你还驱魔? 还能降神哦亲
I'll give you two for one, that's a steal, pal.
我给你买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥ 超划算伙计
Cool. I'll take an Asian Sluts Quarterly.
棒我要一份亚洲风情女子季刊
A... Asian...
亚...亚洲
Sluts Quarterly. You got it.
风情女子季刊给你
Yeah, yeah. I know... I know where the Asian Sluts are.
嗯... 嗯... 我知道... 我知道亚洲风情女子在哪