呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S01E09

Part 4 April 16, 2021, 8:24 p.m.

What is that? Just as I suspected.
那是个啥? 跟我怀疑的一样
A detonation device.
一个爆♥炸♥装置
No.
不是别啊
He must have planted that there earlier for this very use.
他肯定早前就就把这个放这了
No, that... no, that's not mine.
不是这样的不这不是我的啊
That is not my detonator.
这怎么会是我的呢
Smoke and mirrors, folks.
障眼法啊朋友们
Smoke and mirrors.
障眼法
Please ignore this insensitive distraction,
大家不要让这点小把戏耽误了我们的正事
and join me now in holding hands.
请大家手牵手
And let's send Mikey into the light with honor.
让我们满怀敬意一起送麦克伊上西天
No. Everybody come together.
别啊来大家一起
All together, please. Hold hands.
全都一起手拉手
Oh, my... Concentrate.
你♥他♥妈♥玩我呢... 集中精力
Close your eyes.
闭上眼睛
Mikey O'Schmidt, hear our voices.
麦克伊·奥施密特听我们的请求
You actually buying this? I'm right here.
你们真的相信这个? 我就在这儿啊
This place is no longer for you.
这个地方已经不适合你了
Leave this place. Move into the light. Tony!
离开吧去往更光明的世界托尼!
Roberto. Come on, guys. Are you kidding me？
萝卜头! 别开玩笑了伙计们
Mikey, O'Schmidt, a higher power commands you
麦克伊·奥施密特我们以更高之灵力命令你
Leave this place!
速速离开此地
Send him the message with your mind.
大家虔心就可以把信息传达给麦克伊
Tell him to leave this place. What's happening?
告诉他请他离开此地这是什么玩意儿?
What's happening? I tried to tell you, Mikey,
这是在干嘛? 我一直想要告诉你的麦克伊
a bunch of times. You got into an accident.
好几次了你发生了意外
Look.
你看
Oh, no. I don't think it was an accident.
不不那不是个意外
Yes, it was. It was an accident.
是的那是个意外
No. There was something else down here.
不是的这下面还有别的东西
It's something big, it's something powerful.
别的更巨大更强的东西
It's... it's something.
那个东西它
That did that?
它在你头上弄了那个?
What? You got a giant head wound.
什么? 你头上有一个超大的伤口
What did that to your head? I don't know
谁在你头上弄的伤口? 我不知道
Mikey O'Schmidt,
麦克伊·奥施密特
move into the light.
向圣光前行
Your light is waiting.
圣光在召唤着你
No, no, no, Mikey. Something's here.
不不要走麦克有东西在这里
And may your light... You were right.
让圣光... 你没错
Mike, tell me what you're talking about.
麦克告诉我你刚才想说什么
Shine bright！ I gotta go.
永远护佑着你吧! 我要走了
Hey, Mikey. No, no, no.
喂麦克不要走别走
The exorcism has worked.
驱鬼仪式成功了
Mikey has passed into the light.
麦克伊在圣光中超度了
Yes, yeah, yeah.
别高兴得太早了
Mikey, he moved on. But that was coincidentally.
麦克伊他是离开了没错但那就是个巧合
That was a coincidence. She didn't do that.
纯粹的巧合根本和她那套无关
Listen, guys. There's something here. There's something here.
听我说各位这里有东西这里有不干净的东西
Something scary, something more powerful than I thought.
恐怖的东西这东西比我想的要强大得多
No, it's not... it's not funny.
哎呀我去这这一点也不好笑好吗
I'm not kidding. He had a giant brain gash.
我没在开玩笑他头上被人划出了个大伤口
Guys, I'm not lying.
伙计们我说的是实话
That's probably what messed up his memory.
说不定那就是为什么他的记忆完全混乱了
That's what put him on the... Lies.
那个就是让他你就扯吧你
Lies. He's clearly making this up
很明显他还在扯犊子呐
because he's a sore loser.
因为他就是个酸溜溜的屌♥丝
I'm not lying!
我没有撒谎!
Fraud.
骗子
Sue, the recording.
小苏把那段录音拿出来
A few weeks ago I met up with Mr. Pacalioglu
几周之前我和刘咕噜先生见了一面
to discuss our respective abilities.
本想讨论一些专业技能什么的
Sue, hit play.
小苏播放
Press...
播放啊
Sue.
小苏
Just be honest.
你跟我说实话
Are you like me?
你和我一样吗?
Can you actually see ghosts?
你真的能看到鬼?
No. Have you ever
我不能你真的曾经
seen a ghost in your life? I mean, please.
见到过鬼吗? 我是认真问的
It's important. No.
这很重要我没有
I have never seen a ghost.
我从来没有见到过鬼
I don't even know how that would work...
鬼这玩意是什么能吃吗
that could... that could be anybody on there.
那个那个不是我
I really want to believe in you, Mr. Paclogaloogie.
我真的很想要相信你刘格鲁先生
Oh, uh, close.
哦呃不是
Mr. Pacalioglu. Uh, I mean, at least I think it is.
是刘咕噜我是说呃我猜是这么写的
I never met my parents or have been
反正我也没有见过我的父母
Your business is finished.
你完了
I think maybe I can
如果你有需要的话
supply you with some footage if you need it.
我可以把这段录音发给你
Go on, get out of here. Shoo.
走开了都滚粗吧
Go.
走开
Go, get out of here.
都给我滚蛋
You too Blob.
你也滚老包
What do you want? You want to sit around
你还想干嘛你也想呆在这
and eat junk food all day?
整天吃垃圾食品
Go do it somewhere else.
去别的地方吃吧
Get lost.
从我眼前消失
Just go.
啥都别说了消失吧
Did you get them all? Oh, you missed one.
东西都收好了吗? 这还有一个
Okay, I think that's the last one.
好了那应该是最后一个了
Uh, I think we should probably get going.
呃我觉得我们该走了
You know, Sue, I have to say
你知道吗小苏我必须说
you've been on very hin ice with me lately.
你最近表现不佳
But I really quite fancied that glam stunt.
不过那个爆♥炸♥的事件可掐的真准
Yeah, about that... you know, I...
呃关于那个是这样的
I was under the impression
我本来以为
that just one single overhead light
就只会有头顶一道亮光
was going to explode.
突然那么闪一下
But actually the shock on my face really played.
但是那一下震了我一脸够狠的
Yes, but I... I just wanted to let you know
是吗好吧只是我得让你知道
that you are back onto ice of regular thickness.
你的表现又回到一般般的水平啦
Miss white, please, I have to confess something.
白小姐真的对不起我要向你承认一件事
I didn't rig those headlamps to explode.
那个钻探头灯的爆♥炸♥ 不是我弄的
What?
什么?
I think Kevin is right.
我想凯文说对了
Be very careful what you say next.
饭可以乱吃话不可以乱说
I have to come clean. I believe in ghosts.
我跟您老实说我相信有鬼魂的存在
I believe in Kevin.
我也相信凯文
I think that that Mikey guy was actually here as a ghost.
我真的觉得那个麦克伊的鬼魂真的之前就在这里
And I think there's something else in this cave.
我还觉得这个洞里还有别的什么东西
Something powerful.
更强大的东西
Oh, there is something powerful here, Sue.
更强大的东西就在你眼前呢小苏
And that something needs a new assistant.
而且这个更强大的东西需要一个新的助理了
Do you get where I'm going with this, Sue?
你知道我在说什么吗苏?
That ice that I was talking about earlier
我之前说你表现不佳
not just cracked. Melted.
你现在的表现何止不佳简直就是一坨屎
And has no place in the paranormal enterprise
一坨屎在我白菊花这里
that is Camomile White.
无立锥之地
I think we're making a mistake.
我觉得我们摊上大事了