呆逼还愿人（2014）

How you persevering? Oh, my God.
你过得怎么样? 哦 天呐
My head feels like a dark, dank cave.
我的头就像一个潮湿的黑洞
And there's a teeny tiny construction worker
然后里面有一个小小的建筑工人
jackhammering on a never-ending loop.
在永无止境的脑回路里面钻孔
Okay. What'd you get into last night?
好吧 昨晚上你梦见什么了?
I think I took a road trip to Mexico with Tinya.
我想是我和泰雅去墨西哥旅行了
Ate some chicharrónes, drank some Tequila.
吃了香辣炒猪皮 喝了龙舌兰
Finished up the night with a donkey show.
那个夜晚以驴子表演结束
Mexico's about 2,000 miles away. Yeah.
墨西哥差不多2000英里远 是啊
And who the hell is Tinya?
还有谁是泰雅?
Can I get you guys anything else?
你们还需要点什么吗?
What? We... we haven't even ordered yet.
什么 我们...我们都还没有点单呢
Oh, God. Sorry.
天呐 对不起
I'm, like, really hungover. That's my thing.
我是有点真的宿醉了 那是我的台词
No, this is not how I'm going to spend my Wednesday morning.
不 这不是我想要的度过周三清晨的方式
You two, y'all need to level out,
你们两个 你们都需要清醒一下
because I'm gonna get you an alcoholic beverage.
因为我要给你点一瓶酒精饮料
I'm gonna have one too.
我也要一瓶
So I won't be the only one that not drinking.
所以我就不是唯一一个不喝酒的人了
Bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary.
血腥玛丽 血腥玛丽 血腥玛丽
What's with the lights in here?
这的灯光是怎么回事?
You gonna ralph, Macchio?
你要吐了吗 马奇奥?
No, I just, uh...
不是 我只是 额...
Mary?
玛丽?
Kevin?
凯文?
So, uh, what exactly is this again?
那么 这次又是什么情况?
You're supposed to be able to talk to ghosts.
你应该能与鬼交流
I'm not supposed to say.
我不该说出来
Yeah, right.
好 好的
We're gonna summon Bloody Mary.
我们要召唤血腥玛丽
Sounds scary.
听起来好恐怖
She was buried alive a hundred years ago.
她在100多年前被活埋
If you say her name three times,
如果你喊三遍她的名字
she appears in the mirror and claws your eyes out.
她就会出现在镜子里 把你的眼睛挖出来
How's that for scary?
这够吓人吗?
That's fine. I'm just happy to be included.
那没关系 我很高兴能参与进来
Okay. She only comes out on Halloween,
好的 她只在万圣节前夕出现
and it's almost midnight. Ready?
已经快半夜了 准备好了吗?
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
血腥玛丽 血腥玛丽
Bloody Mary.
血腥玛丽
Man, I knew this was nonsense.
我就知道这是胡说八道的
Right?
是吧?
Yeah... yeah.
是...是啊
I'm out of here.
我走了
Better not tell anyone I let you hang out with me,
最好别告诉任何人 我就让你与我一起玩
shit-eater.
吃货
You can see me, can't you?
你能看见我 是不是?
But you're not afraid of me, are you?
但是你不怕我 是不是?
How come you won't look me in the eye?
你为什么不看我的眼睛?
Bloody Jes...
血腥耶...
bloody Jesus. I'm sorry. That is so embarrassing.
血腥耶稣 很抱歉 真是尴尬
Something's happening.
出事了
What? I'm becoming a statue.
什么 我身子很僵硬
Oh. Oh, my God, no.
哦 哦 上帝 不是
That is completely natural. You're...
这很正常 你是...
you're just having an erection.
你刚刚只是勃起了
Have you never had one before?
你以前没有过吗?
let's...
我们...
let's have a talk.
我们说说话吧
I can't believe I'm seeing you right now.
真不敢相信 现在我又见到你了
You've come a long way from that little boy
你已经不再是之前每个万圣节都跟我玩的
I used to hang out with every Halloween.
那个小男孩了
Feeling pretty rough today, I got to be honest.
我说实话 今天过得不精彩
But thanks, thanks.
不过谢谢 谢谢
Come on. I'm sure the girls are, like, beating down your door.
振作些 我相信女孩们正狂敲你的门
You know... I've been...
你知道...我曾经...
yeah, I've been sort of dating this one girl, Camomile.
我曾经跟一个叫菊花的女孩约会
She's, uh, kind of playing hard to get,
她有些难搞
so in turn I've been playing harder to get.
所以我就变得更难搞
You know, and now we're at a point where we're both
你知道 现在我们的关系正处在我们都
just a little too hard for each other.
有点难搞定对方的地步
And it's very unclear whether either one of us
我们也不清楚是否我们中的一个
will ever be gotten.
能被搞定
Well, I think you're a catch.
好吧 我想你能追到手的
Thanks.
谢谢
Welcome back to our spooky Halloween special.
欢迎回到我们的幽灵万圣节前夜特别节目
I'm here once again
我有回到这里了
with celebrated paranormal communicator, Camomile White.
还有著名的超自然的预言家 白菊花
It is such a pleasure to have you back.
见到你回来真是高兴
Thank you, Wesley.
谢谢 韦斯利
Let's take a call. Caller, are you there?
让我们接通电♥话♥ 观众 能听见吗
Hi, Wesley. Hi, Camomile.
嗨 韦斯利 嗨 菊花
So I was planning on spending Halloween
我打算参加村里的游♥行♥
down at the parade in the village,
来庆祝万圣节
but I wasn't sure if it was safe.
但是我不确定是否安全
I guess my question is, do you foresee
我的问题是 你预见
any sort of tragedy?
会有悲剧会发生吗?
I see the parade.
我看到游♥行♥了
Big crowd.
人山人海
Lots of fun. Lots of...
真有趣 很多...
wait, there's... there's something else.
等等 那里有...那里有其他的东西存在
No.
不是
It's okay.
没有问题
It's just dancing.
那只是跳舞
Fear not, dear caller.
不必恐惧 亲爱的观众
I predict nothing but fun for you tonight.
我预见到今晚你只有欢声没有痛苦
That's fantastic!
真精彩
Enjoy.
享受吧
Sorry, just... the reason I ask
对不起 只是...我提问的原因是
is because I'm slightly clairvoyant myself.
因为我也有些预见能力
And last night I had this terrible vision.
昨晚我看到了恐怖的一幕
It was in the middle of the parade route,
那是在游♥行♥进行的半途中
right around Waverly Place.
就在韦弗利广场周围
People were burning, screaming.
人们身上着火了 他们尖叫着
Miss white
白小姐
Is there any chance that you could be mistaken?
会不会有可能你看错了呢?
I stand by my earlier prediction.
我坚持我之前的预测
No one will be set on fire at this year's Halloween parade.
没有人会在今年的万圣节聚会上被烧死
Camomile White, ladies and gentlemen.
白菊花 女士们 先生们
This is why the world loves you.
这就是为什么真个世界爱着你
I should set you on fire.
我应该把你烧掉
You were supposed to be monitoring the phone calls.
你应该监视电♥话♥的
I don't understand. They loved you.
我不明白 他们爱你
I just went on national TV
我刚上了国家电视台
and confidently predicted that in a New York City parade
很自信的预测了在纽约大游♥行♥
that attracts over 50,000 weirdos a year,
吸引了5万多怪胎
nobody was going to be set on fire.
没有人会被烧死
What if something happened?
如果发生了什么事情呢
What... what if it's some kind of setup?
如...如果是个陷阱呢
Do you know how that would look for me.
你知道那将对我有什么影响吗
For my career?
对我的未来职业生涯?
Boom! Up in flames.
嘣! 都化为灰烬了
I'm so sorry. What can I do to fix it?
对不起 我怎么弥补呢?
We'll just have to go to the parade,
我们只要去参加聚会
check out Waverly Place,
检查韦弗利广场
make sure nobody gets lit on fire.
确保没有人着火
But what if someone does get set on fire?
但是如果确实有人被烧了呢?
Then we'll just have to extinguish them
那么我们只需要在任何人注意到我们之前
before anybody notices what we do.
找到他
I think she was hitting on me, Roofie.
我想她喜欢上我了 撸夫