崩溃人生（2017）

Crashing S03E01

Part 5 July 15, 2020, 11:58 a.m.

每个城市都有西维斯
And every city has a CVS.
-没错所以它好笑 -兄弟
- Exactly! So it works. - Hey, man.
-怎么了你好啊 -你好啊
- What's going on? What's up? - Hey, what's up?
-埃斯蒂这是杰布克 -我知道
- Estee, this is, uh, this is Jaboukie. - I know.
他为我暖场就那么一次
He, um, he's my opener. I mean, one time.
把你有空的时间段发给我可以电邮我
So, um, send me your avails. You can e-mail them,
-或者发短♥信♥ 好吗 -好的
- or you can text me, okay? - Okay.
-我的号♥码是917 -917
- My number is 917... - 917.
-439 -439
- 439... - 439.
你们真的
Okay, you're gonna-- Okay.
其实那个披萨挺好吃的
Actually, it's a pretty good pizza--
皮特
Pete!
你的演出真棒
That was a good set!
你是在玩我吗
Are you fucking with me?
不真的很棒怎么了她说什么
No, it was really good. Why? What'd she say?
她说不行
She said no!
她跟打哑谜似地说了几句话
She said a bunch of fucking riddles,
然后她说不行拒绝了我
and then she said no. It's a no.
我真的很遗憾
I'm really sorry.
-什么 -这对你肯定是个好消息
- What? - This must be a big moment for you.
你会说"我早告诉过你了吧"
This is your I-told-you-so, right?
-什么 -你说的那些我的笑话老掉牙
- What? - Everything you said, I'm fucking corny,
我不是艺术家我一点都不酷
I'm not an artist, I'm not one of the cool kids, right?
你♥他♥妈♥在说什么
What the fuck are you talking about?
我没在嘲讽你好吗
I'm not rooting against you, okay?
不想明说但我对你还没有关注到那个程度
I hate to break it to you, but I'm not invested in you on that level.
我只想告诉你你的演出挺棒的
I just wanted to tell you that you had a good set,
因为真的很棒
because you fucking did.
所以淡定点别像个小肚鸡肠的贱♥人♥
So relax, and quit being a fucking little bitch.
-很显然我的演出并不成功 -很成功
- Well, clearly I didn't have a fucking good set. I didn't. - You did!
我看见了你没通过那又怎么样没事的
I watched you! So what, you didn't get passed, it's fine!
已经六个月了你明白吗
This has been six months, do you understand?
-它让我... -天啊六个月
- It kept me fucking-- - Oh my God! Six months!
你不知道这是什么感觉我在...
You don't know what it's like. I'm on the fucking--
-我不知道是什么感觉 -是的你不知道
- I don't know what it's like? - Yes, you don't!
我浪费了半年时间就为了这个
I fucking wasted, like, half the year for this! I...
-抱歉谢谢你过来 -我真的很遗憾
- I'm sorry. Thank you for coming. - I'm-- I really am sorry!
你表现得很棒我觉得你被坑了
You were great. I think you got screwed.
很感谢很感谢你的支持
I appreciate... I appreciate the support.
自从92年查普尔上台表演以来
I haven't seen that type of look in her eyes
我从来没在她眼睛里看到过那样的光采
since '92 when Chappelle went on stage.
我没骗你
Yeah, no-- no bullshit, man.
然后她的表情就像是
And then she had that look like,
你懂我的意思吗
You know what I mean?
老实跟你说真让我生气
And it pissed me off, to be honest with you.
杰布克杰布克
Jaboukie. Jaboukie!
我们走吧我叫了优步
Let's go, man, I called the Uber.
好吧没问题
All right. No problem, man.
你也该得到表演机会的
You definitely should've gotten a spot, too.
我不知道那位女士
Like, I don't know what's going on
是什么情况但是...
with that lady or whatever, but...
没事你很棒你的演出很棒
No, man, you were great. That was a great set.
-你真的很搞笑 -谢谢但是
- You're really fucking funny. - Um, thanks, but like, I mean,
那只是侥幸而已
that was, like, a fluke, you know,
-我不知道还能不能再来一次 -别这样
- I probably couldn't do that again if I had to. - Don't.
别妄自菲薄你下次会很厉害的
Don't downplay it. You'll kill next time.
我没事你...
I'll be fine. You did--
我只是想赶紧离开这
I just want to get the fuck out of here.
-走吧 -我还想再留一会可以吗
- Come on. - I'm actually gonna hang back if that's cool?
我没来过纽约所以...
It's just, like, I'm never really in New York, so like...
好啊没问题
Yeah. No, okay.
-感激不尽 -玩得开心
- I really appreciate it. - Have fun.
靠
Fuck.
-阿迪 -我看了你的表演
- Artie-- - I saw the set.
混♥蛋♥ 别来烦我我是认真的
Motherfucker, don't fuck with me right now. I'm serious!
我现在没法接受好吗
I can't fucking take this right now, okay?
你显然很郁闷我们去发泄一下吧
Okay, you're clearly upset. Let's work through this.
她怎么说
So what'd she say?
她说我的表演没有打动她
She said I don't do anything for her.
那孩子只表演过五场吧
The kid's done it, like, five times!
这挺恼火的但是想开点吧
It's aggravating, but just get over it.
他插队了好吗
He fucking jumped the line, okay?
我一直在努力该轮到我的
I've been grinding it out, it was my turn!
他不能这样越过我
He can't just swoop around me!
这行就是如此
This is the game.
你得越过这座山
You gotta get over this mountain,
特别是在纽约这很重要
and especially in New York City, it's important.
选角导演觉得你不行我很遗憾
I mean, look, the booker thinks you're a hack, I'm sorry.
你为我担♥保♥了的
You vouched for me!
众所周知我做过很多糟糕的决定
I've been known to make a lot of bad decisions.
-瞧这护目镜 -阿迪我以为我是在帮他
- Look at these goggles. - Artie, I thought I was helping him,
结果他根本不需要我
he didn't need me at all.
这就是人生你找错了指导对象
Welcome to life, man. You picked the wrong kid to mentor, dude.
你应该指导一个烂人
You mentor somebody who stinks,
你让他睡在沙发上
and you let him sleep on the couch.
-谢谢这挺有帮助 -可以这么说吧
- Thanks. That's-- that's nice. - Is that all right?
我知道这都是鬼扯但我真的很遗憾
Ah, I know it's bullshit, but, honestly, I'm sorry buddy.
人生有起有伏看看我吧
There's ups and downs. And look at me.
还有什么能比我更好地证明会时来运转呢
Is there any more proof that things can get better?