崩溃人生（2017）

Crashing S03E06

Part 6 July 15, 2020, noon

Babe, you were so good tonight.
玩得开心吗我的宝贝小公主
Did you have fun, my pretty, pretty princess?
-很开心 -那就好
- I did. - Good.
我看看把车停哪了
Now, if I can just find the pin drop of where my car is.
-你停哪了 -五个街区外吧
- Where'd you park? - Like five blocks.
我陪她上车
I'm going to walk her to her Fiat.
-不用了 -我要去
- No. - I am.
-好吧 -马上回来
- All right. - Be right back.
他真是太棒了来吧
He really is the best. Come on.
我真是高攀了
I don't deserve him.
-表演很棒 -谢谢
- Great set. - Thank you.
你美梦成真了
Everything you wanted it to be.
确实啊
Yeah, it was good.
恭喜了我该去规划了
Hey, congrats. I'm gonna go get started on that action plan.
好吧不做也没事
Okay, yeah. I didn't ask you to do that.
凯特呢
Where's Kat?
凯特和我刚才在马路上
Kat and I just had a really big fight,
大吵了一架
in the middle of the street.
天哪
Oh, shit.
她对于你说我鸡鸡的笑话非常不满
And it ended with her screaming about your penis joke.
我知道
Yeah, I know.
她在洗手间还说我来着
She kind of cornered me in the bathroom.
节目结束后她来问我了
She confronted me after my set about the joke.
不是吧真的吗
For fuck's sake, really?
我觉得她可能不喜欢
I don't think she liked it.
我也发现了
I was made aware of that.
她太可怕了我都不知道
She's scary. I didn't know!
-可能她只是不开心 -她刚才学聋哑人说话
- Maybe she was just upset. - She did deaf voice to me.
-就刚才 -什么
- Just now. - What?
这么多人看着她
In front of-- people were watching and she did--
这是什么意思
What does that mean?
-你想 -停停停我知道了
- Do you-- - No! Stop. I get it, I get it.
太可怕了
It was horrifying.
人们吵架的时候爱说胡话
People say dumb shit when they're fighting.
那也没学聋哑人啊
Not in deaf voice, they don't.
也是
Yeah.
我觉得我有点上头了
I think I'm in over my head.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
没事
Okay.
我还是我还是走吧
Well, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
-好的 -我该去找泰德了
- Okay. - I gotta go find Ted.
真的很抱歉
I really am sorry.
好了
Okay. All right.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
我比那个贱♥人♥有趣多了
I'm funnier than that whore.
睡吧
Go to sleep.
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