崩溃人生（2017）

Crashing S02E06

Part 6 July 15, 2020, 11:42 a.m.

- Oh my God, you s-- - Don't you owe it to your-- your mom?
-你♥爸♥吗 -我我猜
- Your dad? - Honestly, I-- I guess--
我猜我可能错了
I guess maybe I had-- I had it wrong.
可能你确实关心得太多了
Maybe you do care a little too much.
说实话你管这么多让人觉得有点诡异
Honestly, maybe it's kinda creepy that you care too much.
-拜托 -还他妈提起我妈和我爸
- Come on, man... - And bringing up my mother and my fucking dad,
你提起我死去的亲人
you're bringing up dead relatives now.
开玩笑呢太不像话了
Honestly? That's fucked up.
操♥你♥妈♥ 皮特
You know what? Fuck you, Pete.
操♥你♥妈♥ 我不需要听你放狗屁
Fuck you. I don't need this shit from you...
真的你♥他♥妈♥给我滚
Honestly, just get the fuck away from me.
-我们能不能 -你♥他♥妈♥给我滚
- Can we just--? - Get the fuck away from me.
-我们 -你♥他♥妈♥给我滚
- Let's just-- - Get the fuck away from me.
-什么我们 -我他妈打死你
- What-- Let's-- - I'll fucking lay you out.
我他妈打死你
Okay? I'll fucking lay you out.
滚回去说你的低级相声吧
Go fucking do your fruity little comedy.
混♥蛋♥
Piece o'shit.
你们无论如何都不要再这样做了
Try as hard as you can not to do that again.
大家是不是都和我一样很尽兴
Uh, is anyone else having the time of their life?
我赌博所以我穿成这样
I'm a gambler and that's why I dress like this.
我我是个堕落的赌徒
I-- I, uh, I'm a degenerate gambler.
我进入娱乐业30年了 1981年我穿
I've been in show business for 30 years, I'm wearin'
这件夹克去听了"激流乐队"的演唱会
the same jacket I had on at a Rush concert in 1981.
我不知道该怎么帮他了
I don't know how to help this guy.
我我赌自己不了解的体育项目
I-- I-- I bet on sports that I know nothing about,
比如NBA NBA就是一群伪君子
like the NBA. The NBA are a bunch of hypocrites.
我觉得你帮不了他
I don't think you can help him.
我参加戒毒项目很多年了
I've been in the program a lotta years and...
告诉你你无法替他做出选择
I can tell you you can't make this choice for him.
他还没做好停下的准备
He's not ready to stop.
伊莱·曼宁和佩顿·曼宁有个兄弟
Eli Manning and Peyton Manning have a brother,
伊莱佩顿都是橄榄球明星
库珀后来因健康问题放弃了橄榄球职业
库珀·曼宁
Cooper Manning, okay?
库珀·曼宁四分卫打得很烂还卖♥♥保险
Cooper Manning sucks at quarterback and he sells insurance.
那年感恩节库珀过得不轻松
That's a rough Thanksgiving for Cooper.
你♥爸♥喝醉以后会说 "库珀
You father gets drunk and he goes "Cooper,
能不能把肉汁传过来你会传什么"
can you pass the gravy? Can you pass anything?"
今天很愉快我可是靠这个吃饭的
It's a good time. This is what I do for a living.