黑色星期一

Black Monday S01E02

Part 5 March 17, 2020, 12:43 p.m.

我们只需要你来说说那些老套的话
We just need you to break out that old rubber stamp.
这样最好
Ah, I wish.
我迟到了是因为我在办公桌旁脱不开身
I was late because I was chained to my desk
算着这些数字还有老蒙
running the numbers, and, uh, Mo, you know,
作为你值得信任的员工
as your trusted employee,
遗憾的是我不推荐这笔交易
sadly, I-I do not recommend.
-这就是大城市的生活对吗 -嗯
- Ah, well, that's life in the big city, right? - Yeah.
这样吧
Hey, you know what?
你们再坐会儿
Let's t-take a second. Just, um...
我有个主意不如我们出去
I got an idea-- why don't we step outside,
再算下这些数字
run these numbers again,
确保咱俩的交易行不通
make sure that our deal doesn't work?
抱歉你说什么老蒙
I'm sorry, what'd you say, Mo?
你刚刚说什么亲爱的
What'd you say, baby?
再算下这些数字
Run the numbers again,
确保咱俩的交易行不通
make sure that our deal doesn't work.
对对对没问题
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah.
就这么做吧
Let's do that.
30%股份名字写在门上要有停车小弟
Thirty percent, name on the door, valet spot.
百分之零你做我的停车小弟
Zero percent, your name on a tag
还得穿着制♥服♥
that you wear on a uniform
上面挂着你的名字的标签
when you are valet parking my car in hell.
-好 -好等等
- Okay. - Okay, wait--
我会给你的奖金翻倍道恩
I'll double your bonus, Dawn,
但别太贪心了
but don't get fucking greedy on me.
别跟我说什么贪心
Don't talk to me about greed.
贪心是...天呐
Greed is--good Lord!
你是想躲在灯后面吗
Are you trying to hide behind a lamp?
-不是 -真的吗
- No-- - Really?
你们能继续说吗
Uh, can you just keep going?
我正想看到这样的场面
This is exactly the shit I need.
而我正好再也不需要这样的破事
And this is exactly the shit that I don't need ever again!
好等等道恩等等
Okay, hold it, Dawn. Hold it.
5% 名字不能上墙四楼停车位
Five percent, no name, parking spot, but on G4--
就是闻起来像赛后德特雷夫·施拉姆夫胳肢窝的那层
you know, the one that smells like post-game Detlef Schrempf.
25%
Twenty-five percent...
名字字体比你的小一点二楼停车位
...name, slightly smaller font, G2.
德特雷夫·施拉姆夫是什么
And what's a Detlef Schrempf?
篮球运动员 3届全明星
这样吧
Oh, you know what?
抱歉道恩没门
Excuse me, Dawn. No deal.
-库尔特 -库尔特
- Kurt. - Kurt.
不幸的是我们刚刚谈了谈
Unfortunately, you know, we were talking,
我们认为联邦联合钛业并不适合你
and we don't think the F.A.T. is right for your portfolio.
-道恩说得对 -是吗
- Dawn's right. - I am?
-是的 -嗯
- I am. - Yeah.
你是华尔街最优秀的分♥析♥师
Y-y-you're the best analyst on the street,
如果你说自己一直在办公桌前卖♥♥力工作
and if you say you've been chained to your desk
考虑了方方面面那我信任你
working every angle, then I trust you.
我的确算个工作狂
Ah, workaholic.
我还没来得及吃午饭快要饿死了
I didn't even take lunch. I'm starving.
请进
Come in.
疯狂扫货日啊女士
Quite a shopping spree today, ma'am.
我们想要亲自把这些交到您的手里
So we wanted to hand-deliver these personally.
等下这些全都是你今天买♥♥的吗
Wait a minute, you bought all that stuff today?
-这个嘛 -我有些搞不懂了
- Well, uh-- - I'm so confused.
我是说如果你在外面购物
I mean, if you were out there shopping,
那怎么有时间算股票是否合适
when did you have time to crunch those numbers?
你在外面大血拼的时候
The fundamentals must have improved
股票的基本指数肯定变好不少吧
when you were out there buying skorts and pantsuits
-或无论你买♥♥的是什么玩意 -没有不不不
- or whatever the fuck that is. - Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no--
你怎么看库尔特我们买♥♥入吧
What do you say, Kurt? Let's do this thing.
兄弟十五分钟之后就收盘了
15 minutes to close, buddy.
你知道我做生意的时候
You know, in my business,
管这叫作两难的境地
this is what we call a sticky situation.
好吧 15%股份信头包含我名字
All right, 15 percent, name on the letterhead,
第三或者更低楼层停车场
G3 or below.
10%股份不出现名字
Ten percent, no name,
第"去你的吧"层
G-O fuck yourself.
泰你还记得
Ty, don't you remember
以前那个和我一样清正廉洁的自己吗
when you used to be me-- uncorrupted?
现在还为时不晚
It's not too late for you to--
作出改变变成一个新的你和我一样
to change and make the new you me,
其实也就是以前的那个你
which--which is really the old you.
所以从某种程度上来说
So, in a way, you're not changing
变回原来的自己并不算改变了
by changing back into who we are.
买♥♥下股份吧泰做正确的事
Just take the shares, Ty. Do the right thing.
你竟然劝我"做正确的事"
Let me "Do the right thing."
你害得基斯今天又一次丢了工作
You cost a man his job today for the second time.
他是这么跟你说的是吗
Oh, he told you about that, huh?
是啊你晚上怎么睡得着
Yeah, yeah. How do you sleep at night?
实际上的确不太容易因为你看啊
It actually is difficult, because, you see,
每次我一闭眼
every time I close my eyes,
就想起基斯在储藏室跪舔
I see Keith in the supply closet
那个送水工的画面
chowing down on the Sparkletts delivery guy.
跟你说过基斯不干是因为他吸屌♥了
Told you--Keith quit 'cause he sucked.
你的意思是他是同性恋吗
Are you saying that Keith is a...homo?
我以为他跟你提了出轨的事
Oh, I thought he told you about the affair.
哎呦喂是我不小心说漏嘴了吗
Whoopsie, did I let the cat out of the fag bag?
谁在乎呢死基佬对吧
Who cares? Fucking fairies, right?
击个掌充满爱的布莱尔
Up top, Care Blair.
你知道吗
You know what?
给你算法你应得的泰
Here's your algorithm. You deserve it, Ty.
很高兴与你合作
Pleasure doing business with you,
傻蛋·蒙特尔班[恶搞西班牙演员里卡多·蒙特尔班]
Retardo Montalban.
即使我愿意给你15%股份我当然不会
Look, even if I would go 15 percent--which I won't--
现在我们要怎么让他买♥♥入这堆烂股票
how are we gonna get him to take the deal now?
我俩看起来都跟二傻子一样
We both look like fucking idiots.
你可以像我平常做的那样
You can do what I always do.
库尔特他不是富二代
Kurt-- he didn't come from money.
是他老婆有钱所以我想让他买♥♥入什么的时候
He married it, so when I need him to buy something,
我就说应该跟他老婆桑德拉报备
I just suggest that we call his wife, Sandra,
听听她的意见
and we see what she thinks.
库尔特当然不愿意了
Of course he refuses.
大概上天不允许带把儿的需要女人的帮助吧
God forbid it ever looks like you guys need a woman's help.
拜托老蒙就给我15%的股份吧
Come on, Mo, just give me my 15 percent,
然后我进去让他买♥♥进股票
and I can go in there, and I can close this.
还是不要了但是谢谢你的提示
Nah, but thanks for the tip.
看好了
Watch this.
库尔特
Kurt.
不好意思我俩就是谈不拢
Sorry, we just can't seem to get on the same page.
我来说下自己的想法吧
Here's what I think we need to do.
我认为我们需要给桑德拉打个电♥话♥
Let's give Sandra a call.
对吧无论如何得需要得到她的意见
Right? I mean, she's gonna have to sign off
买♥♥或者不买♥♥
on this deal anyway,
并且我觉得这交易会让她激动到亢奋
and I think she's really gonna be fired up about it.
要是我认识小桑你回到家的时候
And if I know old Sandy, she's still gonna be fired up
她还是会那么"亢奋" 你懂的我的意思吧
by the time you get home, if you know what I mean.
我妻子已经过世了
My wife is dead.
我得接个电♥话♥
I'm gonna get that.
-怎么了 -我成功了
- Yeah? - I did it.
我让摩根公♥司♥买♥♥下了联邦联合钛业的股份
I got Morgan to buy those F.A.T. Shares.
-开什么鸡♥巴♥玩笑 -其实
- No shit. - Well, actually,
是基斯和我一起让大摩买♥♥下了那一百万股
Keith and I got MoStan to buy the F.A.T. shares.
我也得到超级多的你之前提到的实战经验
And I got a ton of that real-world experience you were talking about.
确实不太容易
It is tricky.
是吧老蒙
Right, Mo?
老蒙
Mo?
我们刚说到哪了
Hey, so, um, where were we?
你刚在暗示
Uh, you were just intimating
我应该跟我的妻子上♥床♥