少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S05E01

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:18 p.m.

he'll get that, right?
他会明白的对吧
Oh, my god. Tucker.
天呐塔克尔
Tucker, Tucker, are you okay?
塔克尔塔克尔你没事吧
Yeah, yeah. I just got bored.
没事我只是无聊了
Tucker, you were right.
塔克尔你说得对
I just needed to meet my Riley,
我只是需要遇见属于我的莱丽
and I did, right here in the building.
我遇见了就在这栋楼里
Isn't that crazy?
是不是很神奇
Are you sure it wasn't the real Riley?
你确定那不是真的莱丽吗
You know, she lives in this building too.
你知道的她也住在这栋楼里
Her name's Zoey, and she's perfect.
她叫佐伊一个完美无瑕的女孩
You know, maybe I'll just hang around the lobby
也许我该去大厅里晃悠
until I accidentally bump into her again.
直到再次和她偶遇
Oh, hello Zoey. Remember me?
你好佐伊还记得我吗
Why, yes, I would like to make out with you.
啊是的我想和你爱爱
Or you could try something different
或者你可以换个方式
like manning up and just telling her how you feel.
比如拿出男子气概告诉她你的真实感受
The truth.
真心话
Little unorthodox.
有一点另类
But I've heard girls go crazy for it.
但我听说女孩们都为此疯狂
You know what? I'm just gonna lay it all out there.
你知道吗我打算坦白一切
Baggage, baby, everything.
我的想法孩子言无不尽
So, any of you boys wanna go in drag this Halloween
有人想穿这件衣服过万圣节
as a cursed bride?
装扮成被诅咒的新娘吗
Brad and I have officially called off the wedding.
布拉德和我正式取消了婚礼
Oh, I'm sorry, mom.
抱歉妈
If you wanna talk about it, Tucker's here for you.
如果你想聊聊塔克尔会安慰你的
All right, I need you.
好吧我需要你
I need you. All right, listen to me.
我需要你听我说
Log in this website right here
登陆这个网站
and get your license to marry me and Brad.
你注册之后帮我和布拉德登记结婚
But I thought you just said you were calling off the wedding.
但是你刚不是说取消婚礼了吗
Have you seen Brad? I'm not insane.
有帅哥我不结我疯了吗
I just need to do it
我只是
without Tweedle-Dork and Tweedle-Dumbass being there.
得避开那俩傻儿子
So, listen, will you help me? Please?
你会帮我吗拜托嘛
Sure. Okay.
好啦太好了
Oh, perfect. Another 9-1-1 from Riley.
好极了莱丽也来寻求支援了
Man, white chicks.
老天你们白妞事真多
Thank God. Look at this. Look at it.
你终于来了你看看这看呀
It's horrible.
太可怕了
I mean, it's a little uneven,
这心摆的是有点不对称
but isn't it the thought that counts?
但重要的是那份心意啊
No. Don't you know where this heart leads?
不是的你知道这心意味着啥吗
It is just another step deeper into the vortex
意味着我又向那浪漫梦魇的漩涡
that is my romantic nightmare. Please, you have to help me.
深陷了一步拜托你一定要帮我
How can I help you?
我要怎么帮你
Towel?
要毛巾吗
Okay, just flash her your pearly whites,
你只管露出小白牙微笑就好
and just let Daddy do the talking, okay?
爸爸来跟她说话好不好
I love you.
爸比爱你
Oh, hey there. It's me, Zoey again... No!
你好啊又是我佐伊不对...
God, it's Ben again.
神呐又是我本
Um, this is my daughter, Emma.
这是我女儿艾玛
Uh, yeah, I just needed you to know
我就是想告诉你
that she's part of the package.
她也会是我们关系的一部分
What package are we talking about?
你是指什么关系
Look...
你看...
Zoey...
佐伊...
I haven't stopped thinking about you since we met,
那天相识之后我就对你念念不忘
and I think you should know that I'm a single dad
我觉得我该告诉你我是个单亲父亲
with a complicated life,
生活中琐事很多
who recently just had his heart ha--
而最近他的心还被...
You get the point.
你懂我意思
Would you maybe like to go out with me...
你有空的话愿不愿意跟我...
us, sometime?
我们约会呢
To be honest, I've been thinking about you all day too.
说实话我也成天想念着你
But, obviously, this is not a great time.
但显然现在时机不是很合适
My life is bit of a mess.
我的生活比较混乱
I just ended this relationship...
我刚结束了一段恋情...
And you know, as I say it,
你懂的就像我说的
we kind of sound perfect for each other.
我们貌似还挺配的
Are you sure?
你确定要跟我交往吗
I am so sure.
确定一定以及肯定
Then, yes, I'd like to go out with you.
那好吧我愿意跟你约会
Okay, perfect. Tomorrow night at 7:00.
太好了那明晚七点不见不散
All right. Come here. Come here.
好的来吧爸爸抱
Oh, man, I am bringing you along every time I ask a girl out.
天呐以后约妹子的时候一定要带上你
Maybe we won't have to do this alone after all, baby.
看来咱们不用独自应对生活了宝贝
Hey, just making sure I have everything.
你来啦我在检查该带的都带了没
Keys, phone, doctor's number.
钥匙手♥机♥ 医生的电♥话♥
Doctor's number?
医生的电♥话♥
Well, obviously I could go at any minute.
显然我随时都有可能生[死掉]
You're dying?
你要死了
Damn it, I really liked you.
真闹心我还挺喜欢你的
I'm not dying.
我不是要死了
Although, I am counting the minutes
不过我还是期待的要死
until I can get this baby out of me.
等待这个小生命出来
Wh-- wh-- wh-- when did that happen?
什什什什么时候怀上的
Pretty sure it the last time I had sex.
肯定是上次跟人上♥床♥的时候啊
So y-- y-- y-- you're pregnant?
所以你你你你怀着孕呢
Are you k-- k-- k-- kidding me?
你你你你逗我呢
How did you not notice?
你之前怎么没发现
I'm a dude!
我是个汉子
We have focus issues.
汉子的关注点不一样嘛
We tend to concentrate on the areas directly above
我们一般注意的是怀宝宝区域的上面
and below the baby zone.
还有下面嘛
And now that you know, you want to cancel.
那既然你知道了你就想反悔了
Yeah, maybe. Okay.
是啊应该吧好啊
Yeah, that might be best if that's what you think.
你要是这么想的那我就遵命了
I think you should get out.
我想你该滚出去
That's probably a good idea.
这主意好
Tucker, hurry up.
塔克尔赶紧的
We've got to get out of here before Ben or Danny
我们得赶在本或者丹尼
or any of those guys--
或是其他人回来之前离...
What the hell is going on?
到底怎么回事
We're going dancing.
我们要去跳舞
Yeah.
正是
Because it's Thursday.
因为今天是周四
It's...
这...
This is what we do on Thursdays. Yeah.
这就是我们周四的例行活动没错
Tahtah! It's just a thing...
我最闪亮我们就是...
that we like to do. You know?
喜欢这样懂不
On Thursdays.
相约周四
No, I meant what the hell is going on with the universe?
不是我是说这个世界怎么了
My date is pregnant.
我的约会对象怀孕了
Again?!
又怀了吗
Oh, my god, Ben!
老天啊本
Okay, that's it!
够了
Somebody gets me a sewing kit.
谁能给我拿个针线包
Can't be that hard to perform a vasectomy.
结扎手术应该不会太难
This one's not mine!
这孩子不是我的
So, I turned and ran faster than the kid's real dad.
所以我就以比孩子亲爹更快的速度扭头就跑
But I thought you said there was a connection.
你不是说你们之间有某种感应吗
Yeah, well obviously she connected with someone else
显然她九个月前跟别的男人
about nine months ago.
也"感应"了一下
Okay, wait, wait.
慢着慢着
So this poorirl, who you asked out
你想约会的这个可怜女孩
and is probably at her most vulnerable,
或许现在是在她最脆弱的时候
was just told to her face that
而你却当面告诉她