少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S05E15

Part 1 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

What are these?
这是什么
Hm, grapes.
葡萄
Those are grapes, yeah.
是葡萄没错
Just put that in there and let them ferment,
把它们放进去发酵
and then make Grandma some wine.
给奶奶酿点红酒呗
Hey, Mom.
嗨老妈
Oh. Benjamin Wheeler,
本杰明·维勒
you are going to drop to your knees and thank me.
你会跪下来感谢我的
There is literally nothing
你基本说不出什么
you could say that would make me do that.
能够让我这么做的话
Emma is officially potty-trained!
艾玛正式学会用儿童便盆了
Oh, my god, thank you! Yes!
我的天呐谢谢你对嘛
I never thought this day would come.
我没想到她有一天真的能学会
How'd you do it?
你怎么做到的
I didn't. That tip money you kept on your dresser did.
不是我是你柜子上的小费做到的
Turns out, the kid likes cash.
原来这孩子喜欢现金
Where's my phone?
我的手♥机♥呢
Uh, more importantly, where's Emma?
更重要的是艾玛呢
Oh, no. Emma! Emma!
不要艾玛艾玛
Emma-- Oh, god-- No!
艾玛天呐不要啊
My phone!
我的手♥机♥
My bad, I couldn't potty-train her
我的错我之前教不会她用便盆
but I did teach her flushing things is funny.
就教她冲水有多好玩了
**It's amazing how the unexpected*
*人生妙无边惊喜无极限
**Can take your life and change direction*
*劝君莫等闲雌雄随我愿
Really?
真的吗
Yeah, that's amazing!
好啊那太棒了
Oh, no, I promise.
不我保证
I won't tell anybody.
不会告诉任何人
I have to tell somebody.
我得找人说说
Oh, Emma.
对了艾玛
You're not gonna believe what just happened.
你不会相信刚才发生了什么事
Have you ever heard of Elena Rios?
你有没有听说过埃琳娜·里奥斯
Yeah, me either.
我也没有
But she's a giant movie star in Spain
她是一个西班牙电影巨星
and she's got a huge movie opening here.
最近在这里会有一个大型电影开幕式
And her manager thinks that it might help her get more press
她的经纪人觉得如果她假装正在
if she pretends to date a famous American athlete.
跟一个美国著名运动员恋爱会帮她增加曝光
I guess they couldn't find one, so they called me!
我觉得他们是找不到人就给我打电♥话♥了
Oh, I know what you're thinking.
我知道你在想什么
You're thinking about Aunt Riley, aren't you?
你在想莱丽阿姨对不对
Well, I haven't told you this, but we aren't dating right now.
我还没跟你说我们现在不在一起了
Plus this whole thing with Elena
而且跟埃琳娜这事
is strictly professional.
纯属公事
It's just for publicity.
仅为宣传
Hey, dude, what's going on?
哥们怎么了
Oh, um, Emma was just explaining her story.
艾玛在给我讲故事
So let me get this straight,
我捋一下这事啊
he huffed, then he puffed,
他生气了一张嘴
then he blew the house down?
就把房♥子吹倒了吗
Got it.
知道了
See ya, Ben.
回见本
It's nice that Danny has someone to talk to about literature.
丹尼还能跟人聊文学真好
Hey, Tuck, how'd it go?
塔克怎么样
Did your super hot producer Julia agree to go out with me?
你的美女制♥作♥人茱莉娅同意跟我出去了吗
She did. She did,
同意了同意了
but remember, man, I work with this girl.
不过你记住哥们我跟这姑娘是同事
Okay, so don't be too...
所以不要过于...
you.
做自己
Dude, you have nothing to fear, okay?
哥们没什么好担心的好吧
I will be polite, mature--
我会很礼貌很成熟
What the hell?
什么鬼
That's Danny.
那是丹尼
On a date, with a movie star.
谈恋爱了跟一个电影明星
What? Read your phone, join the 21st century.
干嘛看手♥机♥呀都21世纪了好吗
Hey, guys.
兄弟们
Yo, seriously, bro?
真的吗哥们
Elena Rios? Why didn't you tell us?
埃琳娜·里奥斯你怎么不告诉我们
So not a big deal.
又不是什么大事
Uh-huh, yeah it is!
当然是大事
Dude, look at the headline.
兄弟瞧这标题
It says, "This is such a big deal."
上面都写了"劲爆消息"
God, I can't believe
真不敢相信
I thought Riley was the best you could do.
我还以为莱丽就是你能泡到的最好的妞了
Congrats, bro.
祝性福哥们儿
How could you not tell me that you're dating a movie star, man?
你怎么能不告诉我你在和电影明星约会呢
If I ever want to make it on the entertainment desk,
如果我想往娱乐主播发展
this is the kind of story I need to break.
这就是我该追根问底的故事
Look, I'm trying to do something important with my life, okay?
听着我一直想在有生之年做点大事
Something that matters.
有意义的事
Celebrity news.
明星八卦就是
All right, just give me a piece of exclusive information,
好了快告诉我一点独家内♥幕♥
like how'd you two meet?
比如你俩是怎么认识的
It's a long story.
说来话长
I had it written down, I'll go get it.
我都记本子上了我去拿
Thanks for finally inviting me to the cool girls lunch, ladies.
感谢你们最终邀请我参加这次闺蜜聚餐姑娘们
I'm so tired of eating with those HR gals.
我真受够了和那群人力资源部的女人吃饭
Apparently, everything I say is offensive or racist.
我说的每句话不是冒犯就是种族歧视
Narcs.
管得真宽
To being young and single.
敬年轻单身的我们
Uh-huh, well,
那什么
one of us is just young.
某人只是年轻而已
But not as young as my husband, Brad.
但还是不如我丈夫布拉德年轻
He's got a face that will make you believe in God,
他拥有天使面孔
and an ass that will make you believe in the devil.
和魔鬼翘臀
I hear the sizzle.
热腾腾的八卦啊
Where's the steak?
这位小鲜肉在哪儿
Show these chicks some pics.
给大家看看照片呗
Oh, well, here's the thing,
是这样的
my granddaughter flushed my phone down the toilet.
我孙女把我的手♥机♥掉进马桶冲走了
Makes you wish for the old days
真让人怀念过去
when you could just pull it out by the cord.
用电♥话♥线就能把电♥话♥拉上来的日子
Like you pulled that story just now out of your ass?
就像你刚才从屁♥股♥拉出来的"屎"话故事
No.
我说真的
No, I swear. I mean, I would bring him to the office,
我发誓我可以带他去办公室
but he's off traveling the world.
但他现在正在外环球旅行
A spiritual quest.
那是种精神追求
Finding himself.
寻找自我
I think I'm gonna find myself the ladies room.
我想我得去卫生间寻找自我了
Yeah. I'm gonna take this, sometimes there's a line.
我要把酒带着有时候得排队
What did I tell you?
我早跟你们说了吧
She is a compulsive liar.
她这人撒谎成性
I honestly think that she's pathological.
我真的觉得她已经到了病态的程度
Like she's got a hot younger husband,
幻想自己有个年轻丈夫
and I don't like cats.
还说我不喜欢猫
But I guess when you have no
不过我想当你没了自尊
self-esteem and you're just desperate to impress people,
又极度渴望引起注意的时候
then you Excuse me, ladies.
你就会... 不好意思女士们
Have any of you seen Bonnie Wheeler?
你们谁看见邦妮·维勒了吗
I'm her husband, Brad.
我是她丈夫布拉德
I'm back from traveling the world.
我刚环球旅行回来
You're Bonnie's husband?
你是邦妮的丈夫吗
That is what I just said, isn't it?
我刚不是说了吗
We're Bonnie's co-workers.
我们是邦妮的同事
I'm Judy, but you can call me any time you want to.
我叫茱迪你想找我可以随时联♥系♥
That's great.
太好了
She's told me so much about all of you.
她跟我说了很多关于你们的事
Especially you.
特别是你
She said you're the nicest.
她说你最好了
Anyways, I should go find her. Enjoy your meal.
好了我得去找她了你们吃好喝好