奥卡菲娜是来自皇后区的诺拉

In the second bedroom that I'm renovating,
不要进去
like don't go in there.
我不进去
I won't go in there.
什么
What?
420美女直播网站
"420CamChicks.Com"?
我的天
Oh, my Go--
我可是帮那婊♥子♥学法律的
I helped that bitch study for the bar!
朋友
Hey there, friend.
你戴了顶礼帽
You wearing a top hat?
今天工作怎么样
Hey, how was work today?
很好
It was good.
你有大案子 对吧
Yeah, you got a big case, right?
-很大 -我还真听说了
- It's big. - I actually heard about it.
我听说了
I heard about it.
是不是叫"大♥麻♥甘加420公诉案"
Was it called the State vs. Ganja Gyal 420?!
不 不 不是你想的那样
No, no-no. It's not what you think.
就是我想的那样
This is exactly what I think.
你打扮成自♥由♥女神 抽着三尺长的水烟
Here you are with a three-foot bong dressed as Lady Liberty.
我法考没过
Okay, look, I didn't pass the bar.
我没告诉你 因为我觉得很丢人
Okay, I didn't wanna tell you because I was embarrassed
然后我开始直播来付房♥租
and I started camming to pay rent,
然后一发不可收拾
and it took off.
你整天都在干什么
What were you doing all day?
不 不 不
You know what? No. No, no!
我不在乎你是不是在直播
I don't even care that you were camming.
我从不对你隐瞒
All right? I lay my shit bare to you all the time.
你的羞耻感没我强 诺拉
Well, you have a lot less shame than I do, Nora.
u202d对不起
u202dOkay, well, I'm sorry.
对不起 对不起 我不是这个意思
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, that's not what I meant.
你也可以直播啊
Um, you know, you could cam, too.
报酬真的很高 我们可以组队
It pays really well. We could double-team.
-是的 我们可以组队 -u202d是的
- Yeah, we can double-team. - u202dYeah.
我没有生气 我没有生气
Yeah. You know what? I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
我得冷静一下
I'm just-- I gotta go cool off.
-我要回我的房♥间 -什么房♥间
- I'm gonna go to my room. - What room?
朵拉 是我 奶奶
Hi, Dora. It's me. Grandma.
奶奶
Hey, Grandma.
你还好吧
You okay?
是的
Yeah.
宝宝 你骗不了我
Oh, ba-ba, you can't fool me.
我能看出来你在难过地拉屎
I can tell you taking sad shit.
u202d今晚和我们一起吃个饭
u202dCome have dinner with us tonight.
感觉会好些的
Make you feel better.
-好的 -好姑娘
- Okay. - u202dOh, good girl.
把镜头举高点
Now lift up that camera.
我能看到你的阴♥部♥
I can see your pubic patch.
-好恶心 -u202d对不起
- Disgusting. - u202dSorry.
我们本来估价六千万
Now, we were hoping for evaluation
但有一个风投真的很看重我
at 60 mil, but one VC actually valued I set up
开了一亿 我们解决流浪汉的应用
to a hundred, so I really saw the potential
真的很有前景
in our app to get rid of homeless people.
流浪汉
Mm, yeah, homeless.
-太恶心了 -u202d是的
- Gross. - u202dYeah.
你没告诉我埃德蒙也来吃饭 奶奶
You didn't tell me Edmund was coming to dinner, Grandma.
很棒吧
Ah, isn't it great?
堂弟从旧金山过来了
Your cousin in town from San Francisco.
其实是帕洛阿尔托
Actually, it's Palo Alto.
现在大多数科技公♥司♥都在那里
That's where most of the tech industry is now.
是的 当然
Yeah, sure. Sure.
我去旧金山只是为了给特斯拉做保养
Yeah, I only go to San Francisco to get my Tesla serviced.
是给他睾丸做保养吧
Yeah, more like his testes serviced.
诺拉搬出去了
You know, Nora here's moving out.
她开始了自己的事业
She's starting her own career.
是吗 怎么样了
Oh, yeah? How's that going?
超级棒 特别棒 非常棒
It's going super dope, super dope, super dope.
我被快车临时解雇了
Uh, got temporarily fired from Commutez.
-是的 -u202d什么 快车住在哪里
- Yeah. - u202dWhat? Where does this Commutez live?
我要吃了她的屁♥股♥
I'm gonna eat her ass.
奶奶 是"打"她的屁♥股♥
Grandma, it's "beat" her ass.
好吧
Yeah.
也许埃德蒙能给你找份工作
Maybe Edmund can get you a job.
你觉得呢 哥们
What do you say, bro?
沃利伯伯
Uh, well, Uncle Wally,
在科技公♥司♥找工作有点难
it's kinda hard to get a job in tech.
我的大多数同事都上过常春藤盟校
Most of my colleagues went to Ivy League schools.
大多数人都有高等学位
Most have advanced degrees. And
诺拉有ITT技术公♥司♥的证书吗
Nora has a certificate from ITT Tech?
她喜欢电脑
Oh, she loves computers.
她可以在苹果店工作
Maybe she work for Apple store.
还不如去微软商店
Yeah, more like the Microsoft store.
-比尔·盖茨真差劲 -u202d是的
- Bill Gates sucks. - u202dYeah.
埃德蒙 其实我刚获得
You know, actually, Edmund, I just got offered
一个很棒的科技公♥司♥职位
a really cool job in tech.
-真的很棒 薪水稳定 福利好 -什么
- Really cool, solid pay, good benefits, yeah. - What?
还有牙科医保
u202dI get Delta Dental.
-真的吗 -u202d是的
- Really? - u202dYeah.
瞧 孩子得到了一份好工作
Oh, you see? My girl got special job.
谢谢 奶奶
Thanks, Grandma.
公主 我为你感到骄傲
Princess, I'm so proud of you...
谢谢 爸爸 前提是真的
Thanks, Dad. ...if that's true.
是真的
It's true.
新企业叫什么
What's the start-up?
420美女直播网
诺拉 我们有200个人等着直播
Nora, we got 200 guys waiting to go live.
我们要发了
We're gonna make bank.
他们好几个星期前就让我
They've been asking me to double-team
和亚洲龙女组队了
with an Asian dragon lady for weeks.
你知道龙女
You know that a dragon lady
和真正的龙不一样 对吧
is different than an actual dragon, right?
人多起来了 我们开始吧
They're filling up. We gotta move.
不 不
Oh, no, no. You know what?
不 我不行 我不能这样做
No, I can't. I can't do this.
开始直播了
And we're live.
这就是我的舞步
This how I dance.
这就是我的舞步
That's how I dance.
独自一人在家跳
At home, alone.
我不知道怎么回事 但我觉得他们很喜欢
I don't know how, but I think they're liking it.
塔斯马尼亚一个人打赏了一个大硬币
Guy from Tasmania just donated a big coin.
-真的吗 -u202d是的
- Really? -u202dYeah.
这钱我必须赚
Whoa, I'm gonna get that Bazos money.
全投到股票里
Yeah, I'm gonna back up the truck.
-你着火了 -我火了
- Oh, you're lit. - u202dI'm lit.
-不 不 你着火了 -我火了
- No, no, you're on fire. - I'm on fire.
-你的尾巴 -u202d什么
- Your tail! - u202dWhat?!
-转身 -u202d我着火了
- Turn around! - u202dOh! I'm on fire!
切妮斯 快灭火
Whoa, Chenise! Get it out!
-对不起 我很抱歉 -快灭火
- Sorry! I'm sorry! - u202dGet it out!
女士
Ma'am.
女士 醒醒
Ma'am, wake up!
女士
Ma'am.
请把窗户降下来
Lower your window, please.
把窗户降下来
Lower your window.
请把窗户降下来
Lower your window, please.
-女士 -我超速了吗
- Ma'am... - u202dWas I speeding?
因为我没看到停车标志
Because I did not see that stop sign.
不 你被拖走是因为牌子上写着"禁止停车"
No, you're being towed because the sign says "no parking."
上面写着"随意停车"
Says "parking anytime."
上面写着"禁止停车"
That says "no parking anytime."
你在哪里看到的"禁止"
Where do you see the "no"?
牌子上啊
On the sign!
上面写着"禁止停车"
It says "no parking anytime."