非典型少年（2017）

Atypical S01E01

Part 5 July 25, 2020, 1:25 p.m.

I'm really good at fixing computers,
我最喜欢生物课
and biology is my favorite subject in school.
女孩不喜欢我
Girls don't like me.
我爱企鹅但我不该说这个
I love penguins, but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
我从没做过爱
I've never had sex before,
我有个宠物龟叫爱迪生
and I have a pet turtle named Edison,
是以托马斯·爱迪生命名的但它笨笨的
who's named after Thomas Edison, but he's not as smart.
你太逗了
You're hilarious.
谢谢
Thank you.
你从没做过爱
You never had sex?
没有
No.
想做吗
Want to?
你在这干嘛
What are you doing?
我来看看
I just came to see if you
你有没有改变主意想和我出去玩
changed your mind about going out with me.
给你带了这个
I brought you this.
你们家都怎么回事老给我带甜品
What is up with your family bringing me sweets?
不知道我喜欢你
I don't know. I like you.
为什么
Why?
因为大多数人不怼贱♥人♥ 但你怼
'Cause most people don't stand up to assholes, but you do.
然后是梅尔
Then there was Mel.
我和她谈得最久差不多一个月吧
That was my longest relationship, like a month.
一个月
A month.
少来
Stop it.
我♥干♥嘛跟你说这个说点别的吧
Why am I telling you this? Let's talk about something else.
什么不跟我说说你和梅尔的情况
What? No. I want to hear about your month with Mel.
说不清我喜欢我这样吧
I don't know. I like what I do, I guess.
不只是工作
I don't mean my job necessarily.
我的生活吧
Just my life.
我睡到自然醒做想做的事去想去的地方
I wake up when I want. I do what I want. I go where I want.
上周我想去山上露营我就去了
Last week, I wanted to go to the mountains and camp, so I did.
我不需要做打算或者问过别人
I didn't have to plan anything or run it by anyone.
可能有点古怪但我
I mean, that may be weird, but I just...
我就喜欢这样
I need that.
是不是很差劲
Is that totally lame or what?
不听起来好棒
No, that sounds great.
你这年纪有点大了但也还好
I mean, you're a little old for that, but, you know?
谢谢
Thanks.
我觉得如果特别冷
I think, if it were really, really cold,
像南极那么冷
like Antarctica cold,
寒冷就像声音一样
the coldness would feel like a sound.
冷得感觉都能听到一样
The cold would be so intense that you could hear it.
我想听听那个声音
I would like to hear that sound.
我从没来过宿舍
I have never been in a dorm before.
这味道跟我想的不一样
This isn't what I thought it would smell like.
我室友很喜欢做拉面
Yeah. My roommate makes a lot of ramen.
有时被摸让我变得很神经质
Sometimes, being touched makes me... jumpy.
必须得被用力触碰
It has to be hard touch, uh, pressure.
我喜欢压力不喜欢轻柔
I like pressure. I don't like soft.
第一次约会说这好吗
Is that okay to say on the first date?
搞什么
What the hell?
抱歉抱歉
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你怎么回事
What is wrong with you?
讲真你是弱智吗
Seriously, are you retarded?
你脑子有病吗
Is there something wrong with your brain?
滚出我房♥间
Get the hell out of my room.
有时我很孤单的时候
Sometimes, when I feel most alone,
我会想象自己在冰中
I imagine myself in that ice...
被冰封不能动但很安全
frozen, unable to move, but safe.
我原来以为技校好蠢
I thought technical school would be dumb,
但我现在还挺喜欢的
but I actually really like it.
他来了说"傻♥逼♥"的小子
There he is, the "Twat" guy.
怎么了
What's wrong?
山姆
Sam?
给小心点很烫
Here. Careful, it's hot.
哥们别太难受
Hey, dude, don't feel too bad.
第一次都很操蛋
The first time's always a shit show.
我第一次是在乒乓台上
My first time was on a Ping-Pong table,
没一会就塌了
and it collapsed like two seconds in.
我的蛋蛋被网缠住了把她吓死了
My balls got all wrapped up in the net. Really freaked her out.
你呢小凯第一次也很操蛋吗
How about you, Case? Was it crappy your first time?
恶心
Okay, gross.
我才不在我哥面前说我的性史呢
I'm not discussing my sex life in front of my brother.
也没什么好聊的
Not that there's anything to discuss.
有时我真希望自己是正常人
Sometimes, I wish I was normal.
哥们
Well, dude...
大家都不正常
nobody's normal.
四年级时我生物老师迪罗谢先生
In fourth grade, my biology teacher, Mr. Durocher--
他很胖他说企鹅和人很相似
he was fat-- said penguins are similar to humans...
因为它们交♥配♥后
because once they copulate,
就会和伴侣共度下半生
they stay with the same partner for life.
你呢你的生活啥样
So, what about you? What's your life like?
讽刺的是我大学时
Well, ironically, when I was in college,
也和个妹子谈了一个月
I also dated a girl for about a month.
我是个理发师
And I am a hairdresser.
你头发太短了
Yours is too short.
你真逗还有点损
You're funny. And kind of mean.
我爱损喜欢的人
Yeah, I'm always mean to people I like.
可能因为我对他们期望太高
I think it's 'cause I expect so much.
所以你喜欢我
So you like me.
但根据2010年的人口普查
But according to the 2010 census,
这也是我能得到的最新数据
which is the most recent data I could acquire,
49%的家庭都离婚了
49% of marriages end in divorce.
抱歉
Sorry.
其实
You know, um...
你把洗碗机的温度调高点
if you turn the heat up on your dishwasher,
玻璃杯上就不会有难看的白点了
you won't have those ugly white spots on the glasses. Just so...
企鹅相伴一生
Penguins mate for life.
所以企鹅和人不一样
So penguins aren't like people.
它们更棒
They're better.
它们会不会烦游泳啊
I wonder if they ever get tired of swimming.
不会
They don't.
凯西跟我说了
You know, Casey... told me what happened...
你跟妹子的事
with the girl.
我要是有个时光机
I wish I had a time machine.
就会回到过去再也不约她
I would go back in time and never ask her out
然后去中世纪
and also maybe visit the Middle Ages because...
看马上比武
jousting.
我不懂你喜欢的东西
Look, I don't know about some of that stuff you're into,
但我知道女生都很难搞
but girls I know about, okay? And they're tough.
我很骄傲你愿意去尝试
I'm proud of you for putting yourself out there.
我不谈恋爱了
I should never go on another date.
我要离女生远点
I should just stay away from girls.
山姆你有些心结要解你能解开
Sam, look, you got some stuff to figure out, but you will.
你是个好孩子
You're a good guy.
你很敏感又很逗
You're sensitive, and you're funny,
谁嫁给你那真是走运了
and the woman who ends up with you will be lucky.
娶你最好的朋友吧
You want to marry your best friend.
爱迪生
Edison?
不
No.
不是你的乌龟山姆
Not your turtle, Sam.
你说我最好的朋友就是它啊
You said my best friend. He's my best friend.
我
I just...
我是说你要找个
I meant you want to be with
喜欢你这个样子的人
someone who appreciates you for what you are.
喜欢你这奇怪的个性
You know, who loves all the little odd things about you...
懂你的人
who gets you.
企鹅相伴一生你知道吗
Penguins mate for life, you know?
是吗
Yeah?
真棒
Well, good for them.
你感觉怎么样还是决定放弃约会吗