非典型少年（2017）

Atypical S01E02

Part 4 July 25, 2020, 1:25 p.m.

Did, um, something happen at school?
嗯
Yes.
你想说说吗
You wanna talk about it?
嗯
Yes.
好
Okay.
说吧
Now?
我按照你说的去做了
I was doing what you said
安排了一个横刀夺爱的计划
and formulating a plan to steal a woman.
那可不是我的原话
Those weren't exactly my words.
我只是在做笔记
And I was simply taking notes,
那些家伙就在嘲笑我
and these guys were laughing at me
问我问题我真不知道有什么好笑的
and asking questions, and I don't know what was funny.
但他们笑得越来越欢
But then they kept laughing harder
然后贝利·班纳特...
and then Bailey Bennet...
我是正常的头脑很清醒
Well, I am all there. I am!
我知道你是
I know you are.
有些人就是混♥蛋♥ 山姆
Some kids are just assholes, Sam.
他们本性难改
That's just the way it is.
但连混♥蛋♥都有女朋友
But even the assholes get girlfriends.
对别人来说都容易得很但我就不是
It's easy for everybody, but not me.
不是这样的
No, it's not.
相信我这对所有人来说都很难
Trust me. It's hard for everybody.
对你不难你就把妈妈从吉普男那抢了过来
Not you. You stole Mom from the boy with the Jeep.
可能是我把那说得太轻而易举了
Look, maybe I made that seem a little bit too easy.
在你妈甩了那个傻子之后
Even after your mom got rid of that other goofball,
她还是拒绝了我十次知道吗
she shot me down like ten times, okay?
谈恋爱就是这样的
That's just the way it works.
重点是你不要放弃
The point is, is you just don't give up.
所以你觉得我能让妹子喜欢上我吗
So, you think I could get a girl to like me?
当然能
Of course I do.
那我得买♥♥些巧克力脆皮草莓了
Then we're gonna need some chocolate-covered strawberries.
放纵不羁先生
Hey, Mr. Free Spirit.
最近有爬山吗
Climb any mountains lately?
不好意思
I'm sorry!
我认错人了
I thought you were someone else.
我前两天晚上把信♥用♥卡♥落在这了
Actually... I left my card here the other night.
埃尔莎·加德纳
Elsa Gardner?
加德纳给你
Gardner. Here you go.
对是我
Yep! That's me.
好极了
Great.
没错我到这来只是拿卡的
Yeah. That's what I came here for, so...
请问一下
Excuse me.
尼克在吗
Is Nick here?
先生
Sir?
-尼克在吗 -他就在这里头
- Is Nick here? - He's around here somewhere.
好了快下车
All right. You're gonna get out of the car
把草莓给那个妹子
and give that girl those strawberries.
然后看她怎么说你已经尽全力了
Then the ball's in her court. You've done all you can.
搞定她山姆
Go get her, Sam.
当然不然我们来这干嘛
I am. That's why we're here.
不不不山姆山姆
No, no, no, no. Sam. Sam!
别别别山姆山姆
No, no, no, no. Sam! Sam!
-山姆你在干什么 -什么意思
- Sam! What are you doing? - What do you mean?
你不能爬人家的窗户进屋这是违法的
You can't climb through people's windows, it's illegal.
门铃按不响
Well, I couldn't ring the doorbell.
她男朋友又三班倒的
Her boyfriend works weird hours,
所以她不喜欢别人到她家来
so she doesn't like it when people come to the door
怕吵醒她的男友
'cause he might be sleeping.
这是他们定的规则
It's one of their rules.
我喜欢规则
I like rules.
能让事情清清楚楚
They make things clear.
在我做某件事之前我想了解所有的规则
Before I do something, I like to know all the rules.
她还跟男朋友定了规矩
Wait... she has a boyfriend rule?
有哪个少女会和男朋友同居的
What teenager lives with her boyfriend?
茱莉娅不是少女她已经26又3/4岁了
Julia's not a teenager. She's 26 3/4.
你的治疗师茱莉娅山姆我们快走
Julia, your therapist? Sam, let's go.
快出来快我们走
Get out. Come on, let's go! Let's go!
快点
Come on!
在动物王国吸引力是个常见的生物学事实
In the animal kingdom, attraction is a simple biological fact.
我们得走了
We have to go.
是我们人类让它变得复杂
It's us humans who make it complicated.
这后院不错啊
This is a nice backyard!
都能安个游泳池了
You could put a pool back here.
地上游泳池很便宜
You know above-ground pools are pretty cheap.
你可以在周围建层板子
You could kind of build a whole deck around it,
看起来就像是嵌入式泳池了
make it feel like a in-ground pool and...
我对泳池要说的就这么多
That's sort of all I've gotta say about pools.
但是...
But...
你能不能说几句啊
maybe you could talk now?
行
Okay.
你为什么被我们学校开除了
Why did you get kicked out of my school?
什么
What?
我听说你是被开除的原因众说纷纭
I heard you got kicked out, and everybody has a different theory.
你犯了什么错
What did you do?
是偷了校长的车吗
Did you steal the principal's car?
还是在化学实验室里制毒嗑药了
Were you freebasing in the chem lab?
-我没做这些事 -那是怎么回事
- No, nothing like that. - Okay, what happened?
这不重要都是很久以前的事情了
It doesn't matter. It was a long time ago.
-对我来说很重要 -为什么
- Well, it matters to me. - Why?
因为我不能再惹麻烦了
Because I can't afford to get in trouble anymore
我觉得如果我继续和你在一起玩就会有麻烦
and I feel like if I keep hanging out with you, I will.
-为什么不能直接告诉我 -因为那太蠢了
- Why can't you just tell me? - Because it's stupid.
-那你回家吧 -别这样凯西
- Okay, just go home. - Come on, Casey!
我偷了一支大号♥
I stole a tuba!
什么
What?
我偷了一支大号♥
I stole a tuba.
还有支长号♥
And a trombone.
还有几支萨克斯管
And then a couple saxophones.
一天放学后我闯进了乐队练习室
I broke into the band room one day after school,
然后拿走了一些乐器
and I took some musical instruments.
想把它们给典当了
And then I tried to pawn them.
我也不知道是为什么
I mean, I didn't really have a good reason why.
可能是因为乐队练习室没锁吧
They left the band room unlocked. I guess that's the reason.
总之这不重要
Anyway, never mind.
一个半小时后警♥察♥出现在了我家门外
Ninety minutes later, cops are at my door.
把我铐了起来
They put me in cuffs.
因为我像个天才一样
And since I stole stuff from the school
偷的还是自己学校的东西
that I go to, you know, like a genius...
我也因此被开除了
I also got expelled.
就是这样
So there it is.
事情的原委希望你听了满意
That's the full story. I hope you're happy.
你认真的吗偷乐器
Are you serious? You stole musical instruments?
-你就做了这个 -对啊说了很蠢吧
- That's what you did? - Yeah. I told you it was stupid.
你笑什么
Why are you laughing?
因为这简直太搞笑了啊
Because that is hilarious!
因为大家都以为你是个霸道的坏蛋
Because everyone thinks you're, like, a total badass.
-那么多乐器你怎么带走的 -我开了车
- How did you carry them all? - I brought my wagon.
天这真是越来越有趣了
God, this just gets better and better.
不敢相信你居然还在笑话我
I can't believe you're laughing at me right now.
我知道那样做是不对的
I knew that was a mistake.
我就不该告诉你
I shouldn't have told you that. You know what?
我得去图书馆接我妹了
I gotta pick up my sister from the library.
我不是有意...
I didn't mean--
埃文等等
Evan, wait.
干什么
What?
我知道
I know.
我该走了
Well, I should go.
感觉现在说很尴尬啊但我...
Feels like awkward timing now, but I...
没事你去吧
Yeah, you should you should.
-嗯走了 -对对对
- Yeah, go. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
那支飞镖又尖又锋利