非典型少年（2017）

Atypical S01E08

Part 5 July 25, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

and I know that annoys you sometimes.
-说吧 -好的
- Go ahead. - Okay.
大自然中这很简单
In nature, it's simple.
动物被合适的对象所吸引
Animals are drawn to mate with an appropriate specimen,
它们展开双翼展现彩色的尾羽然后交♥配♥
and they spread their wings or show their colorful rump and mate.
这很正常
That makes sense.
它们没有爱它们不会难过
They don't have love. They don't have hurt feelings.
它们不会跳舞
They don't have dances.
实际上一些鸟类会跳舞
Actually, some birds do dance,
还有一些很可笑的舞蹈
and there are some ridiculous dances.
我很抱歉打断你一下
Okay, I'm sorry to be short,
外面还有许多人在等我
but I have a lot of people counting on me out there.
你到底想说什么
So, what's the point?
我想把所有关于女朋友的事情简单化
I wanted to make all this girlfriend stuff simple,
但是这并不简单
but it's not simple.
我不知道自己是不是爱你
I don't know if I love you.
我也不知道自己究竟爱谁
I don't know who I love anymore.
但是你又风趣又漂亮
But you're funny and pretty,
我喜欢你打喷嚏的时候捏鼻子的样子
and I like the way you pinch your nose when you sneeze.
伤害了你的感情我真的非常非常抱歉
And I'm really, really sorry I hurt your feelings.
好吧
Okay.
我很感谢你的坦诚
I appreciate your honesty.
但是在橄榄园餐厅的时候你没感谢我
But you didn't appreciate it at the Olive Garden.
因为那是在我全家人面前
Because that was in front of my whole family.
我知道了这才是不同的地方
Got it. That's the difference.
我觉得在你想清楚自己想要什么之前
Well... I don't think we should be boyfriend and girlfriend again
我们不应该复合
until you're sure of what you want.
好吧
Okay.
但是这不意味这我们不能放纵一下
But that doesn't mean we can't mess around a little.
你还好吗
You okay?
我妈妈出轨了
My mom had an affair.
过来
Here, come here.
我知道她是个混♥蛋♥
I knew she was a dick.
我只是不知道她竟然这么混♥蛋♥
I just didn't know she was that big of a dick.
抱歉我这么奇怪
Sorry I was so weird to you.
不
No, it's, um...
没事的
it's okay.
我真是
I was, uh...
一个笨蛋
an idiot.
当你没有回应说你爱我的时候
And when you didn't say that you loved me back,
我觉得自己就像个工具
I just... I felt like a tool.
但是我真的不在意你有没有回应我
But I really don't care whether you say it or not.
我爱你这就是全部
I love you, and... and that's that.
真的吗
Yeah?
真的
Yeah.
我应该更成熟一点要不这样吧
And I should have been more mature, so, um, how about this?
我跟你赛跑跑到楼梯最上面
I'll race you to the top of those steps.
如果我赢了那你必须也要爱我
And if I win, then you have to love me back.
听起来挺公平的
That sounds fair.
是吧
Doesn't it?
开始
Go!
我完全爱你
I totally love you.
道格玩得开心吗
Hey, Doug. Having fun?
当然啊你们呢
Hey, guys. Sure. You?
我们这么说好了
Well, let's just put it this way,
我很高兴我带了漫画书来
I'm glad I brought comic books.
路易莎你表哥的事情我很遗憾
Uh, Luisa, I'm sorry to hear about your cousin.
-我表亲 -去世的那个
- My cousin? - Who died.
埃尔莎去过追悼会的
Elsa was at the memorial.
对我表哥
Oh, right... my cousin.
我们不是特别亲近所以我
We weren't super close, so I don't...
我并没有想太多
I don't, uh, think about it a lot.
什么谁去世了
What? Who died?
他在说什么
What's he talking about?
亲爱的你应该去照相站看一下
Honey, you have to try the photo booth.
他们的道具都很可爱的
They have the cutest props.
看看这顶帽子
Look at this hat.
我刚在冰屋里打了个手♥枪♥
I just got a hand job in an igloo.
太厉害了兄弟
Dude, awesome!
住在南极洲一定非常冷
Living in Antarctica can be chilly.
山姆
我很抱歉
我很不专业
不负责任
南极洲的冬季降临的时候冰层会持续加厚
As Antarctic winter descends the ice continues to grow,
伤害了我在乎的人
不是情侣的朋友
快速加倍整个陆地的面♥积♥
effectively doubling the size of the continent.
发送
加倍
Doubling it!
怀孕指南
于是严寒会产生物质
In this way, the cold creates matter.
它会产生形态占据空间
It has presence. It takes up space.
迈尔斯你在这里干什么
Miles? What are you doing here?
我收到了你的短♥信♥
I got your messages.
茱莉娅
Julia...
你赢了
You win.
我们结婚吧
Let's get married.
我赢了
I-- I win?
最近研究者发现
Recently, researchers have discovered that
即使企鹅在一起进行最小范围移♥动♥
when penguins make even the smallest movement together,
都会形成一个独特的保温结构
they create a unique behavioral warming structure.
所以帝王企鹅会跳群舞来保持温暖
So emperor penguins perform a mass dance to keep warm.
它们用跳舞来为地球升温
They heat up the planet by dancing.
老爸
Dad?
这个冰屋真是太棒了
It's a really good igloo.
这是你第一次主动拥抱我
That's the first time you ever hugged me on your own.
但是这种小动作不会带来什么不同
But you wouldn't expect such a little thing to make a difference.
你妈妈知道你知道了吗
So does your mom know that you know?
不知道
No.
我只是对她的态度很恶劣
I've just been a total jerk to her.
我甚至在她的待办表上怼了她
I even left a passive-aggressive note on her stupid to-do board.
一只企鹅单靠自己是无法取暖的
One penguin couldn't warm up like that on its own.
别再上那个酒保了
它们会在一起取暖
They do it by being together.
她怎么会在上面写这句话
Why would she write that on there, huh?
她这么写♥真♥是太奇怪了不是吗
It's weird that she would write that, isn't it?