非典型少年（2017）

最近几天挺难熬的
You know, I had a rough couple of days.
我还去了埃尔莎的互助会
I actually went to Elsa's support group
想说说自己的想法
to try to talk,
但他们跟我说我说错话了
but they told me that I was using the wrong words.
我猜猜 他们很看重用词以人优先吧
Let me guess. They were big on people-first language.
对 也没差嘛
Yeah, well, it doesn't make a difference, right?
他还是自闭
I mean, he's still autistic.
并没有改变他什么
Doesn't change how he is in the world.
他有时候也挺辛苦的
And how he is in the world can make it hard sometimes,
但我觉得庆祝一些小进步还挺重要的
but I think it's important to celebrate the small victories.
说得好 感谢
That's a good point. I appreciate that.
坐坐吗
Hey, you want to sit?
好啊 这些曲奇你都要吃完吗
Sure. You planning on finishing that cookie?
不 你也吃吧
No, go ahead.
头发厚得像北极狐
"Thick hair like arctic fox.
不戴牙套
Doesn't have braces.
上过地方新闻
Was once on local news.
"杏仁"发音错误
Pronounces it 'ape-ricot.'"
这是个啥
What the hell is this?
我在做佩姬的优缺点表来看看自己喜不喜欢她
I'm making a pros-and-cons list to figure out if I like Paige.
我再加一条
Let me just add one more thing.
-你干嘛 -你只需要一张表
- Why'd you do that? - There's only one list you need.
她是的女的 想要摸你的小♥弟♥弟♥
She's a girl who wants to touch your peen.
这哪叫表
That's not a list.
茱莉娅说如果我要让她当我女友练手
Julia said I need to figure out if I like Paige,
我得搞清楚自己喜不喜欢佩姬
if I'm gonna make her my practice girlfriend,
我正在这么做
so that's what I'm doing.
好吧 你有多了解她
Fine. How well do you know her?
我们一般在学校学习
We mostly study in school.
这就是你的问题了
That's your problem.
这环境太安全可控了
You're in a sterile, controlled environment.
你得带她出去
You need to get her out into the world,
看她怎么应对突发♥情♥况
see how she reacts to the unexpected,
向她扔几个曲球
throw her a few curveballs.
你让我朝她扔球
You want me to throw balls at Paige?
不是 哥们 拜托
No. Dude, come on...
幸亏你有我
You're so lucky you have me.
你觉得你可能改错了
I just think that you might have graded this incorrectly,
我知道自己学的是对的
because I know that I learned it right.
*代数很简单 纯数学*
*Algebra is easy It's purely mathematical*
*想要独♥立♥X 只要从根数移除就好*
*To isolate the "X," You remove it from the radical*
我妈和我编这首歌♥编了一个星期
My mom and I have been working on that all week.
佩姬
Paige?
你想跟我去学校外面约会吗
Would you like to hang out, not in school?
你开玩笑的吗 当然想
Shut up. Are you kidding me? Yes!
好 这是我的地址
Okay. Here's my address.
我不能开车因为我习惯闭眼
I can't drive because my natural instinct is to close my eyes,
你可以坐公交车到丘吉尔站再走六个街口
but you can take the bus to Churchill and walk six blocks,
或者如果过了十八岁就叫个优步
or you can take an Uber if you're over 18,
我早上看他们规定这么写的
per their policy I reviewed this morning.
好
Okay.
给我午饭钱
I need my lunch money.
我刚约了一个女孩
I asked a girl out.
-很遗憾 -怎么了
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Why?
她拒绝了吧
I assume she said no.
-不 她答应了 -真的吗
- No, she said yes. - Really?
那我为她遗憾
I'm sorry for her.
布里格斯教练 你想见我
Coach Briggs, you wanted to see me?
是的 加德纳 这位是西尔贝·潘斯
Yes. Gardener, this is Shelby Pines.
她是克莱顿高中的体育指导员
She's the athletic director of Clayton Prep.
我看到了你周六的精彩表现
I saw your impressive win on Saturday.
其他人根本不是你的对手
You smoked the competition.
你们要我做尿检吗
Do you need me to pee in a cup or something?
不不
No. No.
其实 我关注你有段时间了
Actually, I've been keeping tabs on you for a while now.
你400米真的很强
You're remarkably strong in the 400,
而你在接力赛中
and the way you anchored
更是制胜关键
that relay tipped the scales for your team.
我们有四个人 其他女生也很快
There were four of us. The other girls are really fast, too.
没你快 因此克莱顿高中想录取你
Not like you. That's why Clayton Prep would like to recruit you.
加德纳 我把你当女儿看待
Gardener, I think of you like a daughter...
这让我女儿很不爽
much to the chagrin of my real daughter,
因为她根本跑不快
who can't run fast at all.
我觉得你至少应该考虑一下这个机会
I think you should at least consider this opportunity.
-他们想录取你吗 -没错
- They want to recruit you? - Yeah.
难以置信 对吧
I know. It's crazy, right?
-是啊 -克莱顿是全州最好的高中啊
- Yeah. - Clayton is the best school in the state.
里面的女生进了一级联赛大学
And their girls go to Division I colleges
甚至参加奥♥运♥会
and the Olympics,
有个女生还拍了耐克广♥告♥
and they had a girl that was in a Nike commercial.
广♥告♥里她跑赢了龙♥卷♥风♥
She outran a tornado.
是啊
Yeah.
但我不会去那的
But, I mean, really, I'm not gonna go there.
那个学校都是些纨绔子弟
Like, that school's all rich and fancy.
太不是我的风格了
It's, like, it's so not me.
挺好的啊
Well, you know, good,
克莱顿离这一个小时车程
'cause Clayton's like an hour away.
-我们再也见不了面 -是啊
- We'd never see each other. - Yeah.
你会很想我然后分心
And then you would miss me, and then you'd be distracted,
然后就会考试不及格
and you'd fail all your classes,
接着你就会流落街头
and then, you know, you'd be homeless.
我就得做三明治送去给你吃
And then I'd have to make Spam sandwiches and deliver them to you
不管你住在哪个公交站都得去
at whatever bus stop you'd be living in.
信我 没人希望这样
And, trust me, nobody wants that.
你想去 不是吗
You want to go, don't you?
闭嘴
Shut up.
你♥爸♥妈不介意我去吃晚饭吗
Are your parents cool with me coming to dinner?
我很确定你♥爸♥不喜欢我
I'm pretty sure your dad hates me.
他们不介意...
Yeah, they're fine with it...
因为他们根本不知道
'cause they don't know.
该死 凯西
Damn it, Casey.
加德纳女士
Hey, Mrs. Gardner.
埃文
Evan.
-真是惊喜 -是啊
- What a nice surprise. - Hey, hi. Yeah.
我们有起司
We have cheese.
自己拿吧 还有无花果
Help yourself. And figs.
超爱无花果
Love figs.
小孩都喜欢
All kids do.
凯西 这是家庭聚餐
Casey, this is a family dinner.
我做了一天饭 这顿饭对我很重要
I've been cooking all day. This is important to me.
只有你会问都不问一句
Only you would invite someone to a family dinner
就邀请外人来参加
without even asking.
山姆...还有小伙伴们
Sam... and friends.
-好多人 -真棒
- So many people! - This is awesome.
扎希德是我的朋友
Zahid's my friend.
佩姬只是我一个女同学
Paige is just a girl from school.
来吧 你懂规矩的
Come on in. You know the drill.
我当然懂啦
I certainly do.
好大的拥抱 谢谢
So strong. Thank you.
很高兴认识你们
Well, it's very nice to meet you all.
-埃文 -加德纳先生
- Evan. - Mr. Gardner.
爸
Dad.
我们为什么在互相叫名字
Why are we all saying each other's names?
各位 你们不如坐在沙发上
Guys, why don't you go sit on the sofa
聊聊天
and talk amongst yourselves?
我马上过来
And I'll be there in a minute.
或许可以讲讲自己
Maybe tell an embarrassing story about yourself
没告诉过别人的糗事
that nobody else knows.
去年山姆参加夏令营我们就拿这活跃气氛
We did that as an icebreaker at Sam's camp last summer and,
-还真有不少糗事 -好吧
- boy, there were some red faces. - Okay.