非典型少年（2017）

我们就是这样互相帮助的啊
That's how we help each other.
我们为彼此所做的并非仅限于此
That's not all we do for each other.
我想让你留在身边支持我
I want you around, you know, for support.
我今天很难过
I'm sad today.
需要我的女人陪在身边
And I need my girl with me.
你懂那种感觉吧 失落时需要自己人陪伴
You know when you feel lost and you need your people around?
尼克
Nick!
我得和肉丸的兄弟打个招呼
I need to go say hi to Meatball's brother.
你要见见他吗
You want to meet him?
当然 我稍后就去好吗
Yeah, sure. Just give me a second, okay?
没问题
Sounds good.
我有点时间
I had some free time.
想问问你在做什么
I thought I'd see what you were doing.
我有几个问题想问
Here are some questions that I have.
意粉不限♥量♥续碗到底什么意思 肯定有个限制
What exactly is a never-ending pasta bowl? It must end somewhere.
我能要面条加奶油吗 如果不行 原因呢
Can I have noodles with butter? And if not, why?
我能看看菜单黏不黏吗 如果不行 为什么
May I inspect your menus for stickiness? And, again, if not, why?
有时在我去某个新地方之前
Sometimes before I go to a new place,
我家人会先我一步去那里打探
my family takes me there ahead of time to see what it's like.
我爸管这叫踩点儿
My Dad calls it "Casing the joint,"
听起来很蠢 但能帮我做好心理准备
which is dumb, but it is helpful to know what to expect.
-我们好久没来踩点儿了 -嗯
- It's been a while since we've cased a joint. - It has.
-你来得挺快 你从哪儿来 -一个追悼会
- You got here fast. Where were you coming from? - A memorial.
路易莎你认识的 我互助会成员 她表哥去世
Yeah. Luisa... you know, my friend from group. Her cousin died.
跟她说我很遗憾
Well, tell her I'm sorry.
我会的 真难过
I will. It's sad.
另外 你们每晚招待多少客人
Additionally, how many patrons do you serve a night?
我特别想知道有多少客人格外喧哗
And especially I'm interested in how many excessively loud ones.
趁这个可怜的女孩还没落荒而逃 我们订张桌子
Let's get a table before this poor girl runs away screaming.
好主意
Yeah, that's a good idea.
意面好吃
Pretty good pasta.
打扰
Excuse me.
沙拉酱放得刚刚好
I appreciate the moderately dressed salad.
很多餐厅都放得太多
A lot of places overdo that.
嗯 我喜欢这里的环境和奶油面条
Okay, I approve of the environment and the buttered noodles.
现在只剩搞清楚我是否爱佩姬了
All I have to do is figure out if I love Paige.
爱
Love?
你没事吧
You okay?
爱是种强烈情感
Love is a big emotion.
爱可能需要长久时间蓄积 或瞬间爆发
It can take a long time to develop, or it can happen like that.
你是怎么知道爱上老爸的 请详细描述
How did you know you loved Dad? And please be specific.
是呢 孩子妈 你怎么知道爱上孩子爹的
Yeah, Mom, how did you know you loved Dad?
这个问题很好
Well, that's a good question.
我想是因为
I guess because, um...
我醒来第一个想见到的人就是你♥爸♥
when I'd wake up, your dad was the first person I thought of.
真感人
That's nice.
-我都不知道 -别闹
- I didn't know that. - Be quiet.
你们俩都别闹 我得记笔记
Both of you be quiet. I need to write this down.
好了 爸 你怎么知道自己自己爱老妈
Okay, Dad, how did you know you loved Mom?
这个嘛
Man. Oh...
你妈
Mom...
让我变得更好
just makes me a better person.
你懂的 这很了不起
And so, you know, that's a big deal.
真的
You do.
好
Okay.
还有什么关于爱的箴言
Anything else about love?
-有 有什么事都会找他 -嗯
- Yeah. You always have your go-to person. - Yep.
我是说无论发生的事情好或坏
I mean when anything happens, good or bad,
你都想和找他分享
you have the person you want to bring it to.
非常重要
Very important.
我在理发店找到第一份工作时
When I got my first job at the salon,
迫不及待想告诉你♥爸♥
I couldn't wait to tell your dad.
我记得 当时真是件大事
I remember. That was a big deal.
-你知道吗 -规则三条足矣
- You know another thing? - Rules work better in threes.
-别说其他的了 -好吧
- Please don't say anything else. - All right.
好吧 你开心我就开心
Well, if you're happy, I'm happy.
我也是 我很开心
Me too. I'm happy.
-是吗 -嗯
- Yeah? - Yeah.
你猜怎么
Guess what.
今早我第一个想的就是你
You were the first thing I thought about this morning.
好甜哦
That's so sweet.
我每天早上第一个想的就是你
You're always the first thing I think about in the morning.
今天例外 我的狗狗把我舔醒的
Except for yesterday, when I woke up to my dog licking my face,
所以我醒来第一个感觉是哎妈呀
and then my first thought was "Aww."
我爱佩姬吗
早上醒来第一个想到的人
让我变得更好
重大事件首先想和她分享
这个舞会让我压力很大
I'm just so stressed about this dance.
我真是日理万机 脑子转不停
I have a million things to do. My mind's going a mile a minute.
我妈说我要崩溃了
My mom says I'm about ready to pop.
我觉得压力山大时
When I'm stressed out,
就会背诵南极企鹅的四个亚种
I like to recite the four subspecies of Antarctic penguins.
阿德利 帽带 帝王 巴布亚企鹅
Adélie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.
试试 阿德利 帽带 帝王 巴布亚
Okay. Adélie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo.
好呢 好像有点帮助
Okay. That works a little bit.
给我吧
Oh, now pay up, mister.
卡片
Card.
今天最后一张
Last one of the day.
那么快就用完了
Those went really fast.
我不喜欢这个规定
I don't like this policy.
我应该随时都可以谈论南极洲
I should be able to talk about Antarctica whenever I like.
人们应该多关心这个话题
People need to know about it.
我觉得这个规定很好 因为你越少谈南极洲
I think it's working because the less you talk about Antarctica,
我们就有越多时间谈我们的关系
the more we can talk about our relationship.
而且你也变得没那么烦人 对我来说不是这样
And plus, it makes you less annoying. Not to me.
我觉得你很可爱 然而
I find you adorable. But...
其他人并非如此
to other people.
你觉得这让我成为一个更好的人吗
Would you say it's making me a better person?
当然
Definitely.
我爱佩姬吗
早上醒来第一个想到的人
让我变得更好
重大事件首先想和她分享
你这样是为了缓解压力吗
Are you doing that to relieve stress?
我也会这样做
Because I do that, too.
反复敲门也有此功效
Knocking repeatedly on doors works, as well.
我通常敲四次 但你想敲几次都可以
I do four counts, but you can do any number you want.
不是 我趁科技都会假日打折时
No. I took advantage of the Techtropolis holiday sale
买♥♥了个健身手环
and got a Fitbit.
心脏要顾好 知道吗
Heart health. Know what I mean?
你也应该买♥♥一个 我们能一起散步理出头绪
You should get one so we can take walks to clear our heads.
我不喜欢运动 但是我会告诉佩姬现在有打折
I don't like exercising. I'll let Paige know about the discount.
她一直想买♥♥一个
She's in the market
家用的电子削铅笔机 还有
for an electronic pencil sharpener for home use, and...
我爱佩姬吗
早上醒来第一个想到的人
让我变得更好
重大事件首先想和她分享
三个条件都满足了
That's the third thing.
扎希德 我想我爱佩姬
Zahid, I think I love Paige.
你是认真的吗
Are you serious?
来抱抱
Man-hug time.
过来 你这头小北极熊
Get over here, you little polar bear.
你喜欢我抱紧一点 对吧
Tight, right? You like pressure.
我买♥♥了台新电视 是在这里取货吗
Hi. I bought a new TV. Is this where I pick it up?
茱莉娅
Julia?
山姆
Sam?
我忘了你在科技都会工作
I forgot you work at this Techtropolis.
我真希望我记得
I really wish I would have remembered.
茱莉娅 就是我以为的茱莉娅
Julia? As in Julia, Julia?
天啊
Oh, shit.
我没想到今天会碰到认识的人
I didn't think I would see anyone I knew today,
否则我就不会这个样子出门了
or else I wouldn't have left the house like this.
不如我晚点再来吧
You know what? I'll come back.
为什么 我能帮你
Why? I can help you.