三代同层（2017）

9JKL S01E02

Part 3 April 30, 2021, 12:48 p.m.

But it was fun...
乔希
Josh.
我还以为你叫尼尔
Honestly, I thought it was Neal.
我其实还挺喜欢那名字
Honestly, I love that.
好吧那么...
Okay. Well...
- 拜 - 拜
- Bye. - Bye.
刚才真是好奇怪
That was really weird.
我不想这样结束
I don't want to end on that.
我们能正常地拥抱一次吗
Can we just have a normal hug?
- 当然 - 好吧
- Sure. - Okay.
- 乔希- 好吧祝好拜
- Josh! - Okay. Good times. Bye.
快点快点快点快点
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
那是谁
Who was that?
没人啊
Nobody.
- 确实是没"人"啊 - 妈
- Quite a body for a nobody. - Mom.
算了你晚点再说吧我要去散步了
Fine. You'll tell me later. I'm going for a walk.
这些香蕉一直盯着我好像我才是坏人
Those bananas are staring at me like I'm the bad guy.
各位
Well, folks.
我成功了我总算有一♥夜♥情♥了
I did it. I had a one-night stand.
不错快跟我说说
Nice. Tell me everything.
没什么特别的
Not much to say.
真的很棒而且她走的时候
It was awesome, and she left
我们也没有知道彼此的任何细节
without us learning a single thing about each other.
那她的感受呢乔希
What about her feelings, Josh?
你想过吗
You ever think about them?
如果我今天早晨又跟她做了一次
Hey, if I had had sex with her again this morning,
还能算作是一♥夜♥情♥吗
would it still count as a one-night stand?
- 可以啊 - 妈的
- Yeah. - Damn it!
我认识这种笑容
I know that smile.
你终于做到了对吗
You finally did it, didn't you?
我不想大肆宣扬
I'm not one to kiss and tell,
但是我可以小声说是的
but I do whisper. Yes.
真为你骄傲哥们
I'm proud of you, boy.
你终于有一♥夜♥情♥了
You finally had a one-night stand,
- 也才花了你五十年... - 四十
- and it only took you 50... - 40.
四十年对啊你现在感觉怎么样
40 years, yeah. How do you feel?
不错我再也不会见她
Good. I'm never gonna see her again,
我对此感到特别高兴
and I couldn't be happier about it.
我打赌你早晨又做了一次对不对
I bet you hit it again in the morning, too, didn't you?
真是太可爱了
It's adorable.
- 大家好 - 嗨乔希
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Joshua.
你好
Hey, you.
有时候我吃完一个香蕉
Sometimes when I finish a banana,
会紧接着再吃一只
I like to chase it down with one more.
不好意思这怎么了
I'm sorry, what is happening here?
你♥爸♥爸在给新认识的好朋友
Your father's pushing his radical banana agenda
推进他重大的香蕉议程
on our wonderful new friend.
妈借一步说话
Mom, a word?
不好意思
Excuse us.
- 她在这里做什么 - 太有意思了
- What's she doing here? - It's so funny.
今早我走下楼梯
I went downstairs this morning,
我走在大门我认出了她
I stepped outside, I recognized her
就是电梯里的人我们聊了天
from the elevator. We got to chatting,
然后发现我们都想要去市里
we both realized we were headed downtown,
后来我们一起坐了出租车
next thing you know, we're sharing a taxi,
然后一天都在一起
and spending the whole day together.
哪里有意思了
What part of that is funny?
我不知道可能我说错了
I don't know, maybe I told it wrong.
她很特别乔希
This one is special, Josh.
我对她很有好感
I have a really good feeling about her.
我不是在找一个很特别或很有好感的人
Okay, I'm not looking for special or a good feeling.
她是一♥夜♥情♥的对象
She was a one-night stand.
别这么说
Don't say that.
你不会做出一♥夜♥情♥这种事的
You don't have one-night stands.
你是个乖男孩
You're a good boy.
不再是了
Not anymore.
我是个坏男孩
Now I'm a bad boy,
坏男孩不会这样说的...
said no bad boy ever.
我看到了你的光明未来
I see a real future for you.
你知道吗她是个儿童心理学家
Do you know she's a child psychologist
夏天还在危地马拉建了一座学校
who builds schools in Guatemala in the summer?
厉害但这没关系啊
Wow. That's amazing, but irrelevant.
我不想知道更多关于她的事
I don't want to know any more about her.
她就是个一♥夜♥情♥对象
She's one and done.
别这样说莉莉
Don't talk that way about Lily.
莉莉这是我最喜欢的名字之一
Lily? Damn it. That's one of my favorite names.
好吧我该走了
All right, well, I'm gonna get going.
今天能跟你一起我很开心
I had a really great time with you today.
我也是常联♥系♥哟
And I with you. Don't be a stranger.
听说我莉莉...
Listen, Lily...
先听我说我很抱歉
Before you say anything, I am so sorry.
我知道这应该是一♥夜♥情♥
I know this was only supposed to be a one-night stand,
只是前一分钟我还在叫计程车
it's just one minute I'm hailing a cab,
然后
and the next thing I know,
你妈妈变成了我新认识的好朋友
your mother's my new best friend.
我一整天都像身处一个叫朱迪的...
And I find myself lost in this, like, daylong Judy...
- 漩涡中... - 漩涡中
- Vortex... - Vortex.
我从十年级学到这个单词开始
That's what I've called it since tenth grade,
就这样说了
when I learned that word.
这个词特别适合这种情境
It perfectly describes it.
我知道
I know.
好吧... 我该...
Well, I should probably...
是啊... 我也应该...
Yeah. I totally have to...
看来某人动情了哟
Someone came to play.
爸
Dad!
又一个美好的夜晚谢谢
Well, thanks for another fun night.
再见吧... 如果能再见的话
I'll, see you when I see you... if I see you.
好吧这次你在叫计程车之前
Right. Hey, this time before you hail a cab,
也许先走几条街也不错
maybe walk a few blocks.
- 告别美好旧时光吧 - 好
- For old time's sake? - Sure.
- 好拜 - 拜
- Okay. Bye. - Bye.
你真让我恶心
You make me sick.
不不不不你不明白情况
No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
这是我妈的错
It's my mother's fault.
是啊养了这么个粘人精
Yeah, for raising such a ween.
谁是粘人精
Who's a ween?
乔希他和他的一♥夜♥情♥对象又搞上了
Josh. He slept with his one-night stand again.
老情人了啊
A repeat customer.
这意味着它不再是一♥夜♥情♥了
Which means, it is no longer a one-night stand.
不不不它还是一♥夜♥情♥
No, no, no. It still counts.
和同一对象发生两次一♥夜♥情♥
It's just a one-night stand with the same girl twice.
所以它是两夜情
It's a two-night stand.
两夜情是什么东西
What the hell's a two-night stand?
乔希下一段长♥期♥关系的开端
The start of Josh's next long-term relationship.
不不是的
No. No.
他又和莉莉睡了
He slept with Lily again.
他又和莉莉睡了
He slept with Lily again?
天哪
God.
我就说他们俩是有未来的
I told him there was a future for them.
我们没有未来我们都不想要未来
There's no future for us. Neither of us wants a future.
我连她的号♥码都没有
I didn't even get her number.
我有啊
I have it.
你有吗
You do?
你想要吗
You want it?
不我不要
No. I do not.
那太糟糕了因为她告诉我
That's too bad, because she told me
她已经很长一段时间没有
she hasn't been so comfortable with someone
和某个人相处得这么融洽了
in a very long time.
真的吗我也觉得和她相处很舒服
Really? I felt comfortable with her, too.
我知道但既然这只是逢场作戏
I know, but since it was just a wham-bam, thank you, ma'am,
那我想我可以把这个处理掉了