三代同层（2017）

9JKL S01E04

Part 2 April 30, 2021, 12:49 p.m.

Sometimes in bed at night,
它都能缠住我的脚踝
it wraps around my ankle.
闭嘴
Stop it.
好了各位我们开始吧
All right, fellas. Let's do this.
记住这是个秘密所以表现得随意点
Let's do it, but remember it's a secret, so be cool.
拜托我是最随意的
Please. I'm the coolest.
祝你们打壁球开心
Have fun at racquetball.
没错我们会玩得开心
Yes, we will have fun at racquetball,
因为我们正要去打壁球
because that's what we're doing, playing racquetball.
所以我们才会带打壁球用的壁球拍
That's why we have these racquetball racquets...
杰瑞兄弟你妻子怎么样了
Jerry, my man. How's the wife?
还记恨着我的新女友
Still hates my new girlfriend.
还是吧台的老位置
We'll take our usual spots at the bar.
等等吧台吗
W... Wait. The bar?
对啊我们总是坐在吧台看比赛
Yeah, we always sit at the bar and watch the game.
不行我们应该找张舒服的桌子
No. We should sit a nice table
这样可以看着对方聊天说地
where we can see each other and chitchat.
你所说的每句字都让我想扇你
Everything about that sentence makes me want to slap you.
而且我们就喜欢吧台对吧爸爸
And the bar's our thing, right, Dad?
我很纠结
I'm torn.
我是很喜欢吧台但我也喜欢聊天
I do love the bar, but I also love chitchat.
好主意乔希
Good call, Joshie.
我喜欢这张桌子
Loving this table.
是啊很棒
Yeah, it's great.
除了刚刚擦过
Except for the full penis
我后背的生殖器
that just dragged across my back.
- 你好 - 你好
- Hey. - Hey.
你来的路上有碰到什么麻烦吗
D... Did you have any trouble getting here?
我就住在对面
I live directly across the hall.
不过是的有一点
But, yes, a little.
我们为什么这样呢
So why are we doing this?
我不知道我们向来都不会
I don't know. Never hanging out alone together
单独在一起玩
is kind of our thing.
说得没错
It's totally our thing.
我们需要一个调剂物
We need a buffer.
我就是这么和安德鲁说的
That's what I told Andrew.
是啊哈利当时在想什么呢
Yeah, what was Harry thinking?
看《幸存者》的人都数千万
I mean, ten million people watch Survivor...
难道都该成为好朋友吗
We all should be best friends?
我宁愿去那座岛上也不愿意站在这里
I would rather be stranded on that island then be here.
你知道吗
You want to know something?
我刚才花了十分钟试图让自己闪到腰
I spent the last ten minutes trying to throw my back out.
我也试着让自己滚下楼梯
I tried to throw myself down the stairs.
天啊我们确实不想待一起对吧
God. We really don't want to hang out together, do we?
完全不想要喝点红酒吗
Not at all. Shall we have some wine?
我想不出有什么别的方法
I don't see how else
能让我们相安无事了
we'll get through it.
我正需要这个
This is exactly what I needed.
和男生们好好玩玩男生之夜
Hanging with the boys. Broing out.
好吧你们想要点些什么
All right, so what are we thinking?
点一些开胃菜然后点些主食
Get a bunch of apps, do a little
三人一起吃吗
three-way split-skees?
好啊如果我们是试图充分利用
Sure, if we were flight attendants
在坦帕转机时间的机组人员
trying to make the most of our layover in Tampa.
我和爸爸
Dad and I always
总是会点两人份牛排
get the porterhouse for two.
好的放轻松牛排是你的
Okay, relax. You have your steak.
我觉得这道鳎鱼看起来清淡又美味
I'm actually thinking the Dover sole looks light and tasty.
飞往坦帕的飞机现在开始登机
The flight for Tampa is now boarding.
鳎鱼看起来的确很棒
The Dover sole looks very good.
或许他们能做两人份的
Maybe they'll make it for two.
- 没错 - 他们做不了
- Yeah. - They don't.
但是如果鳎鱼不够我够啊
But there is enough of me to go around.
我... 没...
I... I don't...
抱歉这是个梗
No. Sorry. Inside joke.
和乔希说说这个梗安德鲁
Well, well, bring Josh inside the joke, Andrew.
他会喜欢的
He'll love it.
好吧...
Okay. Well...
我们第一次来时这里在举办单身派对
First time we came here, there was this bachelorette party,
她们都想泡我原因很明显
and they were all hitting on me, 'cause, well, obviously.
我就表现得
And I was like,
"别担心女士们
"Don't worry, ladies.
在这里我游刃有余"
There's enough of me to go around."
你在讲笑话吗
Is that the joke?
再听一遍这也没那么好笑
Hearing it again, it's not that funny.
天啊这张桌子
God, this table.
我要是真想碰到这么多"大兄弟"
If I wanted this much wang in my life,
我早就呆在泌尿科轮班了
I would have stayed in that urology rotation.
听起来 "它"也是很游刃有余的嘛
Sounds like there's enough of him to go around.
好好笑
That's funny.
对吧
I know.
天啊我爱死《幸存者》了
God, I love Survivor.
性感助教的胸部又要爆出来了
Hot paralegal's boob is about to pop out again.
马赛克打晚了
The pixels are on delay.
我看她漏点了
I saw some nip.
你待这吧我过去
You stay, I'll go.
不用没关系
No, it's okay.
你不去看他吗
Aren't you gonna go to him?
不了我们在做睡眠训练
No. We're sleep training.
"睡眠训练" 你们把"儿童忽视"
"Sleep training," that's a fancy way
叫得真好听
to describe child neglect.
这不是忽视我是名儿科医生
It's not neglect. I'm a paediatrician.
我读了很多关于这个问题的书籍
I've read many books on the subject.
你是对的你是对的
You're right, you're right.
你是母亲你按照合适的方式来照顾
You're the mother, you parent as you see fit.
谢谢你朱迪再来点酒吗
Thank you, Judy. More wine?
是的我们还需要再开一瓶
Yeah. We're gonna need another bottle.
天啊满"汗"全席
God. Here come the meat sweats.
这个牛排分量对于一个人来说太多了
This is too much steak for one man.
没错所以才会被叫做"两人份牛排"
Yeah, that's why it's called the "porterhouse for two"
我搞不好要给自己动手术了
I'm gonna have to do a bypass on myself.
你为什么不把剩下的打包呢
Why don't you take the rest to go?
傻子因为我们本应该去打壁球的
Because, dummy, we're supposed to be playing racquetball.
可不能让妈妈闻到牛排味
We can't risk Mom smelling steak.
你要是全部吃完
Well, if you eat all that, there'll be...
你可就游刃有"余"了...
too much of you to go around.
太棒了他给绕回来了
Fantastic. He brought it full circle.
我要去上厕所
Yeah. I got to pee.
真高兴看到爸爸这么开心
It's nice seeing Dad so happy.
没错梦想成真了
Yeah, dream come true.
兄弟你一整晚都怪怪的
Dude, you've been acting weird all night.
出什么问题了
What's your problem?
我不知道
I don't know.
爸爸吃着鱼你破了我的梗
Dad's eating fish, you jacked my inside joke,
你还迫使我们坐在这里
you made us sit at this table where waiters
我后背总是被服务员的"兄弟"蹭到
have rubbed their junk across my back so many times,
我都能通过生殖器知道是谁了
I know them all by their genitalia.
你好啊罗伯托
How you doing, Roberto?
听着如果这让你很不舒服
Well, look, if it's making you so uncomfortable,
那我们就换个位置
let's switch seats.
都到这个地步了如果又不蹭了
At this point, if it wasn't happening
我可能会不适应
I'd probably miss it.
不只是因为椅子
And it's not just about the chair.
你成了今晚的主角
You're making this night all about you.
好吧冷静点从此刻起
Okay, calm down. From now on,
你是今晚的主角行吗
the night can be all about you, okay?
这是乔希·罗伯特
Hey, hey. It's Josh Roberts.
乔希这是马西莫这里的老板
Josh, this is Massimo, the owner.
你好我特别爱看《盲警》
Hey, I love that Blind Cop.
那个警♥察♥什么都看不见
I tell you, he couldn't see a damn thing.
马西莫想跟你合影然后把照片挂在墙上