三代同层（2017）

9JKL S01E12

Part 1 April 30, 2021, 12:50 p.m.

国际流行的健身课程
原唱为披头士乐队
纽约州的城市
圣经中上帝创世所说的话
美国经典喜剧《墨菲布朗》的女主人公
桥牌术语具体请参照桥牌规则
职业高尔夫球员目前是男子高尔夫世界排名第一
三代同层
然后你们的奶奶
And then your grandmother
在1921年来到美国
came to America in 1921, where she changed
她改掉了姓氏...
the family name...
老爸老爸
Dad, Dad.
九分钟以前你还是在为
Nine minutes ago, this started as a toast
伊芙和我的结婚纪念日祝词
for Eve and my anniversary.
现在怎么就说到奶奶1921年的故事去了
How did we get to Nana in 1921?
抱歉那我快进到
Sorry. A fast-forward
经济大萧条的第一个冬天
to the first winter of the Great Depression.
结婚纪念日快乐
Happy anniversary!
祝你们天长地久
Here's to many more years together.
你们互相赠送过礼物了吗
Have you guys given each other your gifts yet?
没有我们没有给对方买♥♥礼物
No, we don't buy each other gifts.
是的我们只买♥♥自己想要的东西...
Yeah, we buy what we want for ourselves...
包起来然后再让对方送给自己
Wrap it, and then let the other one give it to us.
太浪漫了你们为什么要这么做
So romantic. Why do you do that?
因为第一年我们互赠礼物的时候
Because the first year we gave each other gifts,
礼物都太糟糕了
they sucked.
你弟弟送了我一顶软毛毡帽
Your brother got me a fedora.
而她送了我一双难看的低帮雪地靴
And she got me these awful low-top UGGs.
那是我买♥♥的
I bought you those.
重点是我们有一个特殊制度
The point is we have a system,
而且它很管用
and it works.
朱迪别忘了
Judy, don't forget,
史蒂文森夫妇
Dick and Lenore Stevenson
今晚要到我们家里来玩桥牌
are coming over tonight to play bridge.
是啊勒诺·史蒂文森
Yay. Lenore Stevenson.
勒诺·史蒂文森怎么了
What's wrong with Lenore Stevenson?
她太好胜了
She's just so competitive,
不管是玩牌还是对待生活
about cards, about life.
她老是想着把我比下去
She's always trying to one-up me.
我喜欢迪克·史蒂文森
I like Dick Stevenson.
这是因为他不停拍你马屁
Well, that's only because he never stops complimenting you.
我就喜欢别人恭维我
I like compliments.
看到了吧这就是爸爸和我之间的区别
See, this is the difference between your father and me.
他只看到别人好的那一面
He only sees the good in people.
而你只看到坏的那一面
And you only see the bad.
当勒诺太过于自我又总是喜欢
Well, it's easy to see the bad
被动攻击我时
when Lenore is
就很容易看到她坏的那一面
so opinionated and passive-aggressive.
天我可不认识这样的人朱迪
Gee, I don't know anyone like that, Judy.
怎么那你是希望我主动攻击你吗
Would you rather I were aggressive-aggressive?
不不是
No. No.
我得走了
I got to go.
我的动感单车课还有二十分钟就要开始了
My spin class starts in 20 minutes.
你还真喜欢这个课我是不是也该去一下
You are obsessed with that class. Should I try it?
是的但是你去不了...
You should but you can't...
指导教练雪尼太抢手了
the instructor Sydney has, like, a cult following.
等一下是星轮的那个雪尼吗
Wait, Sydney from Star-Wheel?
天哪我...
Well, I...
我在《美国周刊》上看到过
I read in Us Weekly.
连碧昂斯都上不了她的课
Beyoncé can't even get in.
你怎么进的啊
How'd you get in?
嘿我也算半个名人好吗
Hey, I'm semi-famous.
而且我的朋友卢克在和雪尼约会
And my friend Luke is dating Sydney.
好了拜拜
Okay, bye-bye.
你看
You know,
我知道M家的东西有点小贵
I know Malvino's is a little more expensive,
但是这钱花的太值了
but it is so worth it.
是的兄弟
Yeah, man.
我其实从来不考虑钱的问题
I never really think about money,
尤其是花你钱的时候
especially when it's yours.
感谢上帝你们两个都在这里
Thank God you guys are here.
我需要你们的帮助...
I need your help...
我得和雪尼分手
I got to break up with Sydney.
你不能和雪尼分手... 她人很棒
You can't break up with Sydney... she's great.
而且她会不让我们上课的
And she'll kick us out of her spin class.
她很有趣还乐观进取
I mean, she's fun and upbeat.
而且她会不让我们上课的
And she'll kick us out of her spin class.
是的是的她很棒...
Yes, yes, she's amazing...
但只是在上课的时候
for 45 minutes at a time.
和一个动感单车课教练整天在一起
But it's hell being
简直要人命
with a spin instructor 24/7.
太多鼓励的话语
It's so much encouragement,
太多的锻炼太多的...
so much exercise, so much...
太多的电子音乐了
so much techno.
哥们那就告诉她
Dude, just tell her you
你需要更多的休闲时间
want to chill out a bit more.
我试过了你们看我提议今晚
I tried. Look, tonight I suggested
我们去我家好好吃顿晚饭
we have a mellow dinner at my place.
而她提议每上一道菜就去跑一下楼梯
She suggested that we run the stairs in between each course.
如果我一直和她约会
I mean, if I keep dating her,
是的我是可能长命百岁
yes, I might live forever,
但是我又得付什么代价呢
but at what cost?
卢克
Luke!
- 你在哪里 - 我的天哪
- Where are you? - My God,
我每次听到这个声音我的身体都要抽搐
my body cramps up every time I hear that voice.
我在这里宝贝
I'm right here, babe!
- 嗨我看到你好像... - 嘿
- Hi! I thought I saw you... - Hey!
跑到九楼藏起来了
Duck out on the ninth floor.
感觉你就是在躲我
It's almost like you're hiding from me.
不不不不是的
No. No. No, no.
我只是爬楼梯太累了
I just had to take
需要稍微休息一下
a little break from the stairs,
以便做做俯卧撑
so I could do some push-ups.
嘿雪尼
Hey, Sydney.
嘿你是第二排骑第三辆车的那个
Hey, row two, bike three!
你们在吃... 鸡翅
You're eating... chicken wings.
伙计你... 你不该吃这些吧
Man, you're... you're so much better than that.
我... 是他点的
I... he ordered them.
雪尼这是我俩的朋友尼克
Sydney, this is our friend Nick,
他很显然不在乎自己吃什么
who obviously doesn't care what he puts into his body.
尼克尼克拜托
Nick, Nick, come on.
你长得帅身材还好
You're a handsome guy with a great physique.
你怎么能吃那么多呢
How can you fill it with all those empty calories?
我觉得它很好吃啊
I mean, because it tastes good.
好吧走吧我们还有一道菜
All right. Come on, we still have
以及十层楼要爬
one more course and ten more floors to run.
是啊要不要不你先去准备
Yeah, how about, how about you go start steaming
甜点羽衣甘蓝
the dessert kale?
然后我很快就上来
And I'll be right up.
好的那就20分钟后在你家见啦
Great! I'll see you back at your place in 20 minutes.
棒极了我们开始吧
All right, let's do this!
我发誓
I swear,
她要把我逼疯了
she is going to kill me.
全是身体锻炼太累人了
I mean, it's all so physical and exhausting.
但至少在床上很爽吧
Well, at least the sex must be good.
不她无时无刻不在训练我
No. She never stops coaching me.
"加油你能行的卢克用力点快点
"Come on, you can do it, Luke. Harder. Faster.
用力登上那座山"
Push it! Get up that hill!"
什么山什么山
What hill? What hill?!
我们在床上啊
We're in bed!
听着对不起乔希
Look, I'm sorry, Josh,
我不能为了上她的课
but I cannot keep dating her
而委屈自己和她谈恋爱了
just so we can get into her spin class.
好吧好吧如果你要分的话
Okay, okay, then if you're gonna do it,