工作狂（2011）
Workaholics S01E02
Part 2
June 28, 2021, 1:23 p.m.
来把这个医院炸了吧
Ah,let's bomb this hospital!
啊 哇哇 - 啊 呜呼
Ah! Wha-wha! - Ah. Whoo!
你们真是 你们真是太好了
You guys are... you guys are all right.
谢谢 -你们太好了 真够意思呢 够意思
Thank you. -You guys are all right. You're down. You're down.
太够意思了
Very down. Nice.
你们感觉还好吗 - 你们怎么了
You guys feeling okay? - What's wrong guys?
也许我们该让出一条道
Maybe we should clear a little path here, dude.
呃 呃
Whoa!
让一下 让一下 马上就要现场直播了
Clear a path. Clear a path. It's about to get graphic.
滚吧 - 噢噢噢
And stay out! - Oho ho ho!
好样的
Yes.
真高兴终于摆脱他们了
So glad you guys got rid of them.
氛围越来越奇怪了
It was getting weird in here.
是啊 咱就是想办成这样的派对
Yeah, those are the kind of parties we like to throw,
怪异的派对
Weird ones.
而不是那种没劲的派对
Not like the lame ones
就像咱高中时参加过的一样 对吧
when we were in high school together, you know?
咱俩上的同一个高中 - 是啊
You went to my high school? - Yeah.
我们 我们 我们上的同一个高中
We were... we went... we went to high school together.
她开玩笑呢 - 真的吗
She's joking. - Really?
咱们一起看了<速度与激♥情♥2>
We saw 2 fast 2 furious together.
当时我说了一个很搞笑的安全带笑话
I had that hilarious seatbelt joke.
当时大概有30个人 我在后排
There was, like, 30 of us. I was like a row back.
我吃了奶味糖豆 - 抱歉 我不记得了
I had milk duds. - I'm sorry. I don't remember.
在灯光暗下去的时候
does it...The lights went down
我说 "嘿 Paul Walker 系好安全带 要不就吃罚单"
I went "Hey, Paul Walker, click it or ticket!"
不是 我是说 我不记得你了
No, I mean, I don't remember you.
我们该走了 这一点意思也没有
We should go. That wasn't cool.
别 别 什么 你们不要走
No. No. What? Don't. You don't have to go.
让我们来 呃 来说说快船吧
Let's talk, uh, let's talk Clippers.
你是球迷吗
You're a fan?
对啊 我很喜欢他们的比赛
Yeah, love the whole clip show.
我有这一赛季的票 所以 - 真的吗
Got season tickets so... - Really?
什么 - 对啊
What? -Yeah.
那你要去看明天的比赛吗
Are you going to the game tomorrow?
因为 我是说 如果你不去的话
'cause, I mean, if you're not,
我们想从你这里买♥♥票
We would love to buy the tickets off of you.
不 我要去看
Oh, no. I'm going.
我们都应该去 呃 作为一个小组
We should all go as a... as a team.
作为一支队伍 - 可以开我的凯雷德
As a squad. - Oh, we can take my escalade.
大家都能坐得下 - 你有辆凯雷德
Everyone will fit in there. - You have an escalade?
呃 是ESV加长版的 还是EXT皮卡
Uh, ESV extended or EXT pickup?
啊 是个白色闪亮版的
Ooh, it's white and really shiny.
你该看看
You should see it.
哦 我早看过了
Oh, no, I've seen it.
我在网上组装过它上百次了
I've built it, like, 100 times on the internet.
哦 天啊 这一定会非常棒的
Oh, my god, this is gonna work out perfect.
那咱们去我的房♥间喝点酒
So let's just go in my room, grab some booze,
随便侃侃什么的
and talk deets or whatnot.
呃 抱歉 那些呕吐物熏着我眼睛了
Uh, I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes.
咱们 咱们明天再说吧
Let's just... let's talk tomorrow.
没问题 没问题
No doubt. No doubt.
你的眼睛被熏着了也那么好看 夫人
And what beautiful eyes they are to burn, milady.
哈姆雷特里的对白 在第七还是第八页来着
Hamlet. It's page seven or eight.
我记不清了 - 那就这样吧
I'm not sure. - Okay.
没问题 好的
Yeah, no doubt. All right. No doubt.
没问题 你需要外套吗
No doubt. No doubt. You want a coat?
需要把你送到车上或者其他什么的吗
You need some help walking to your car or what have you?
多谢好意 - 好的
Thank you. - Okay.
再见 - 好的 再见
I'll see you. - All right, see you later.
啊哈 吼 吼 吼
Ho ho! Boom boom boom boom.
什么 什么 真是真的吗 真的吗
What? What? What? This is real? This is real?
呃 什么东西这么味儿啊
uh, something stinks in there, man.
天啊 咱得把快船比赛门票搞到手
Gosh. We have to get tickets to that Clippers game, man.
你知道谁会去的
You know who's gonna be there.
是啊 我唯一的第三恋
Yeah, my one and only third love
Chelsey Niederdeppy
Chelsey Niederdeppy.
不 是我的童年偶像
No. My childhood hero and season ticket holder
拥有快船季票的Marc Summers
to all clippers games, Marc Summers.
哦 对 <双重大冒险>
Oh, Double Dare. Slimin'.
<双重大冒险> <家庭大冒险>
Uh, Double Dare, Family Double Dare,
<超凌乱大冒险> <你要怎么做>
Super Sloppy Double Dare, What Would You Do?
<拆封>
Unwrapped.
还要继续列举吗
Do I need to continue?
咱能搞到快船门票的
We can get clippers tickets.
通过Montez
Montez.
那个家伙 他好像能拿到
That guy, he's got tickets to, like,
每场比赛的门票
Every show ever.
对 他还去了Michael Jackson的葬礼
Yeah. He went to Michael Jackson's funeral.
还坐在了第四排
He had, like, fourth row seats.
没错
Uh-huh.
他说他都能感受到Usher的泪水了
He said he, like, felt Usher's tears.
兄弟们 Montez不可能帮我们的
Guys, there's no way Montez is going to help us out.
尤其是我们都没邀请他来参加聚会
After we didn't invite him to the party.
他挺生气的
He was pretty salty.
该死
Ah, damn it!
无论如何 咱得搞到票
We've got to get those tickets somehow, you know?
要能搞到 我跟Chelsey的距离就能
If we do, I'll have Chelsey right where I had her
像高中时一样近了
in high school.
真好 - 你们当时有多近来着
Nice. - Where was that again?
大概离我三个储物柜远吧
Like three lockers down from me.
还得再拐一个弯儿
We had to walk around the corner.
酒撒了 - 不要啊
Oops. - Oh, no.
没事了 - Blake在哪
We're good. - Where's Blake?
Blake 出发了
Blake! Let's go!
我不知道怎样搞到
I don't know how we're going to get
今晚比赛的门票
these tickets tonight.
其实吧 我有个好主意
Well, actually, I have a pretty good idea.
我要给比赛售票处打
I'm going to give them a...
我 我昨晚打过了 票卖♥♥光了
I-I-I called them last night. They're sold out.
该死的 你说
Dang it, you know?
我要是之前稍微计划一下就好了
If I were to just plan a little better.
等等 不
Wait. No.
我们会坐着凯雷德去斯台普斯球馆
We'll go to the Staples Center in the escalade.
这个想法我喜欢 - 打电♥话♥举报有炸♥弹♥袭击
I like it. - Call in a bomb threat, right?
比赛就会推迟一天举♥行♥
The game will get pushed for a day.
然后我们把女孩们
Then we'll trick those chicks
骗到旅馆 和我们待在一个房♥间
into staying at a hotel room with us.
和她们做些真正的运动
Get real physical with them.
激烈到让她们忘了
So hard that they won't even remember the game
还有比赛这回事儿
in the first place.
就像Dorothy
It'll be like Dorothy
在绿野仙踪结尾那样
at the end of the Wizard of Oz.
不过我们不踩高跟鞋
Instead of clicking heels,
而是要把靴子踢得震天响
We'll be knockin' boots!
是的 是的 就是这样
yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah-ah-ah!
你好可怕 你自己也知道 对吧
You're so scary. You know that, right?
我小时候我爸有好多本<藏春阁>呢
My dad had a lot of penthouses growing up.
快船比赛门票 免费发送啦
Clippers tickets. Free free free!
快船门票 太好了
Clippers tickets? Ay, caramba. Yes!
你好 伙计 这是什么情况
Hello, amigo. What's the deal?
赢了这个比赛就能得快船队门票
It's a contest to win clipper tickets.
和坚宝果汁店的礼品券
And a gift card at jamba juice.
你们没玩儿过那些增进免疫力的游戏嘛
You ever have that razzmatazz with that immunity boost?
不好意思 比赛内容是什么
Okay, sorry, um, what's the contest?
在那个奥查塔桶里
Whoever holds their breath the longest
憋气时间最长的人获胜
in that horchata tank wins.
兄弟 不敢相信你把泳裤放在后备箱里
Can't believe you keep your speedo in the trunk, dude.
没错 你不知道什么时候会有
Yeah, well, never know when there might be
紧急"泳"况 - 我喜欢这个词
a swim-ergency. - Ooh. I like that.
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