威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S09E01

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2020, 7:56 p.m.

Paige, please give Mr. Truman here a tour of the West Wing.
佩吉请带这位楚门先生去西翼参观参观
Oh, Congressman, before I give anyone a tour of the West Wing,
议员在我带任何人参观西翼之前
there is a security protocol that I have to what the hell?
有个安保协议我必须... 去他妈的
Rules don't mean anything in this place anymore.
规矩在这里已经一文不值了
I'll go get your credentials. Thank you.
我去帮你拿许可证谢谢
What's with the Laura Bush pour?
像布什夫人那样优雅地倒一点干什么
Give me the full Pat Nixon!
要像尼克松夫人那样豪饮才对
Uh, excuse me.
打扰下
What's going on out there?
请问那边在干什么
That's the Energy Caucus, ma'am.
那边在召开能源干部会议女士
Congressman Sandoval is about to address them in the Rose Garden.
桑德沃议员打算在玫瑰花园对他们发表讲话
That's that awful guy that Will's been writing.
他就是威尔持续写信抗议的那个可恶之人
He's rolling back environmental regulations.
他取消了很多环保法规
Take that, trees and water.
接招吧树和水
You know they make gin out of trees and water.
你知道琴酒也是树和水做的吧
Eh, rich people won't be affected.
富人不会受到影响的
Oh, now I just feel gross.
现在我觉得好恶心
I'm here doing this,
我在这里干这事
and Will's off somewhere, resisting.
威尔却在某个地方拼命抗议
We'll meet back here afterwards.
我们稍后再见
Sure.
好的
We'll start in the Oval Office,
稍后在总统办公室里开始
But you should know,
不过先告诉你一声
the owner's got someone in there redecorating.
主人请了人在里面重新装修
"The owner"?
"主人"
There's a lot of new words they want us to use.
他们希望我们改用很多新词汇
Follow me.
跟我来
Redecorating for this president?
替这位总统重新装修办公室
What desperate fool would take that job?
哪个没救的蠢货会接这种活儿
It's just gonna be redone in a year.
反正一年后又要重新装修了
Actually, you could say my job's gotten a lot easier.
实际上我的工作变得容易多了
The nutjobs that we protected the last president from
上届总统面对的疯子我们的大敌
are this guy's biggest supporters.
是这家伙的支持者
Oh, yeah.
是哦
Enough about me. What about you?
不说我了你怎么样
What's going on? Oh, God.
有什么新鲜事吗天啊
The, um, last time I saw you,
上次我们见面时
I was living in the apartment across the hall from Will,
我住在威尔家走廊对面的公寓里
you know, kind of...
当时我在...
doing a journey inward.
开展内心的旅程
Yeah, I was still doing that ridiculous one man show.
没错我还在做那个傻兮兮的单人秀
No, I remember that. Right, it was called "Just"
不我记得就叫"就..."
Don't even!
别提了
That is dead to me!
那对我来说已经死了
What kind of an ego must I have had
我当年真是够自大的
to put my own name in the title of my show?
竟然在节目名里强加入自己的名字
Anyway, since then, I've started a bunch of different businesses.
总之自那以后我又有其他好几次创业行为
Oh, yeah? Like what?
是吗说说看
Well, I had an energy drink
我发明了一种功能饮料
called "Jack It Up!"
叫做"杰克就是力量"
Then I was gonna trademark my own stretch and kick workout,
然后我又打算为我的锻炼动作申请商标
called "Jack be Nimble."
叫"杰克敏捷哥"
But I strained my groin
但我在一帮投资人面前
doing an overly enthusiastic demonstration
过分激情地演示时
on top of one of the investors.
不小心拉伤了腹股沟
After that,
在那之后
then I started a Halloween pumpkin carving business.
我又创办了万圣节刻南瓜培训班
Ah, let me guess. "Jack O' Lanterns."
让我猜猜叫"杰克南瓜灯"
That's what I should've called it.
我真该取这名字的
Not "Scary Orange Balls"!
而不是"恐怖橙色球"
Welcome to the Oval Office.
欢迎来到总统办公室
The owner would like you to know
主人希望你们知道
it's the best Oval Office you'll ever see.
这将是你们这辈子见过的最棒的总统办公室
It's tremendous, and... Grace.
非常大... 格蕾丝
Will. You and I need to talk.
威尔你和我需要谈谈
I disagree. I think you and I need to talk.
我不同意我觉得是你和我需要谈谈
What are you doing here, Grace?
你怎么会在这里格蕾丝
What are you doing here, Will?
你又怎么会在这里威尔
Are you just gonna repeat everything I say
你打算重复我的每一句话
with an emphasis on a different word?
只是改下重音吗
Are you just gonna repeat everything I say
你打算重复我的每一句话
with an emphasis on a different word?
只是改下重音吗
I can't watch another husband and wife fight in this office.
我无法忍受看另一对夫妻在这办公室吵架了
I saw Barb Sr. give 41 the full pile driver
我曾看到芭芭拉因为第41任总统的
in this office over that "Read my lips" BS.
"看唇不加税"政策在这间办公室跟他狂吵
Come on.
走吧
How could you? What?
你怎么能这样什么啊
I'm an interior designer,
我是个室内装潢设计师
just designing an interior.
我不过在为室内做装潢而已
It's a room.
这是个房间
What you are doing is so much worse.
你的行为比我恶劣多了
Me? I'm just here voicing my grievances in person.
我我不过是当面说出我的不满而已
Before or after giggling like a schoolgirl
但你刚刚在玫瑰花园
with Congressman Sandoval in the Rose Garden?
像个少女一样对着桑德沃议员咯咯傻笑
Who are you, Mrs. Peacock in "Clue"?
难道你是《妙探寻凶》里的皮考克太太吗
Don't try to distract me with a movie you know I love.
别试图用我爱的电影来让我分心
You had me convinced that you were actually
你之前让我深信不疑你是在做一件
doing something selfless, when all you were doing
无私的事但你所做的一切
was just trying to pull an Anderson Cooper!
不过是为了勾搭安德森·库珀型权贵男
How do you know what an Anderson Cooper is?
你怎么知道安德森·库珀是什么
You're not the only one in the house who reads Queerty.
你可不是唯一看《基友圈》的人
Don't you understand
难道你不明白
that working here is a tacit endorsement
在这里工作就是对这里的一切
of everything that happens here?
无声的支持吗
I can't believe you'd even consider taking this job.
我真不敢相信你会考虑接受这个活儿
Honestly, I'm more disappointed than anything.
说真的我简直失望透顶
Oh, unbelievable.
难以置信
Even though you are totally busted,
明明是你被抓个现行
you are still acting superior to me!
你却依然表现得高我一等横加指责
Can't do this again. Do what?
我无法再面对这种事什么事
This us being all up in each other's stuff.
我们两个互相不爽针锋相对
Well, then why did you beg me to stay with you?
那你为什么求我跟你一起住
I begged?
我求你
You stood at my doorstep with a suitcase!
是你提着箱子站在我的门外
"I. Don't. Know. Where. To. Go, Will!"
"我不知道还能去哪儿威尔"
If you're so unhappy, then move out,
如果你这么不开心就搬出去啊
because I can't live with your crazy again.
因为我再也受不了你的疯狂了
Do not call me crazy.
别骂我疯
That's real mature. What are what, what are we,
那可真是成熟的行为啊难道我们要
gonna have a pillow fight in the Oval Office?
在总统办公室来一场枕头大战吗
Classic Grace: act and then think.
真是格蕾丝的典型作风做事不动脑子
You're right. Let me think first.
你说得对让我先动动脑子
Do that again...
有种再打啊
I dare you.
我谅你不敢
That's it! It's on!
够了大战正式开始
I mean, now, I'm actually living
现在我住在
in the apartment across the hall from Will.
威尔家走廊对面的公寓里
Um, you know, kind of doing a journey inward.
也在开展内心的旅程
So...
所以...
a lot has changed.
很多事都变了
Kare?
凯凯
Poodle? What are you doing here?
小狮子狗你怎么会在这里
I'm on a date.
我在约会呢
With Lenny?
跟伦尼吗
Wait a minute, you two know each other?
等等你们两个认识吗
Well, hello, Mrs. Walker.
你好沃克太太
Pleasure as always.
见到你一如既往很荣幸
What have you been up to?
你最近都在忙些什么
Recently, I've been focusing my attention
最近我的精力主要放在....
Excuse me.
不好意思