威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S09E11

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2020, 7:57 p.m.

eggs are good for you,
但后来发现其实不是这样吗
but then we discovered they weren't?
但鸡蛋确实对身体有好处啊
But eggs are good for you.
跟那只刚痛失宝宝的鸡说去吧
Tell that to the chicken who just lost a child.
我想说的是大家对一切都一无所知
My point is, nobody knows anything about anything.
老婆们来袭
Wives entering premises!
好呀老公
Hello, husband.
好呀老婆
Hello, wife.
真浪漫
So romantic.
我们为什么不那样接吻
Why don't we kiss like that?
因为我是警♥察♥ 安吉好吗
It's a cop thing, Ang, okay?
如果我得了流感
If I get the flu,
会死人的
people die.
等等
Wait a minute.
这地方勾起了我的回忆
This place reminds me of something.
那个小猫钟
That cat clock...
我小时候曾待在一个跟这里一模一样的房♥间里
When I was little, I was in a room just like this
跟我妈妈一起
with my mother...
我当时还说...
And I was saying...
妈妈你为什么跟那个不是我爸的男人「摔跤」
Mommy, why were you wrestling with that man who wasn't Daddy?
她回答说
And she said,
亲爱的
Oh, honey,
我知道那看起来像摔跤
I know that looked like wrestling,
但事实上
but actually,
我们是在做♥爱♥
we were having sex.
重点是
The important thing is,
你绝不能告诉爸爸
you can't tell Daddy.
但我讨厌秘密
But I hate secrets.
你知道什么能帮到我吗
You know what helps me?
来自南方的一点安慰
A little comfort from the South.
这是酒
This is alcohol!
我这年纪不应该喝酒的
I'm not supposed to drink.
这下我们都有秘密了
Now we both have secrets.
我们为什么非得听这个
Why did we have to know that?
因为秘密会毁掉生活
Because secrets ruin lives,
我要说出真♥相♥
and here's the truth.
他是基佬他更基
He's gay. He's gayer.
他们在一起搞基
They're gay together.
亲爱的你不会想嫁给一个大基佬的
And, honey, you don't want to be married to a big 'mo,
或在这个情况下
or in this case,
一个小基佬
a little 'mo.
凯伦
Karen.
任何时候说这句话都不是好时机但...
There's never a good time to say this, but...
我觉得披萨卷烤好了
I think the pizza rolls are ready.
感谢收看
Thanks for staying with us
格蕾丝·艾德勒牌床上用品的展示
on the Grace by Grace Adler Design linen showcase.
我们只剩... 还剩几分钟
We just have... How many minutes left?
28分钟你只说了两分钟
Uh, 28. You've only been talking for two minutes.
妈呀
Oy vey.
别说犹太语
Less Jewish.
我的上帝耶稣基♥督♥啊
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
记得微笑
Remember to smile.
别狰狞成杀人小丑了
Easy, Pennywise.
好吧
Okay.
现在
Right now,
我想跟大家说说...
I would like to talk to you about, um...
说价值
Talk about value.
我想说一下价值
I would like to talk about value.
然后提到价格
And then mention-- mention price point.
我想跟大家说说价值
I would like to talk to you about value--
然后转到这句
And then pivot into the phrase
"买♥♥得起的奢华"
"Affordable luxury."
我想说说价值
I would like to talk about value
和第二样东西
and a second thing
以及什么买♥♥得起什么
and something affordable something.
你在干什么你要搞砸了
What are you doing? You're bombing.
好了我受够你了威尔
Okay, I am done with you, Will.
我要展现真我风采
I'm doing me.
我得让这男人从我头发里滚出去[别烦我]I had to get this man out of my hair.
她刚刚是把耳机给摘了吗
Did she just take out her earpiece?
牵线木偶自己把线剪断时就没那么好玩了是吧
Not so fun when the puppet cuts her strings, is it?
听着这行不通
Yeah, look, this isn't working.
我们能迅速再搭一个什么布景
What other set can we get ready in a hurry?
不不不我能挽救
No, no, no, no, no, I can--I can save this.
我可以用一本丢了的活页夹里的内容无聊死你们
I could bore you with a lot of facts from a missing binder,
但我们来聊聊创造一种个人审美
but let's talk about creating a personal aesthetic.
听起来很棒格蕾丝
That sounds great, Grace,
但价格是多少
but what about price point?
你在干什么
What are you doing?
我只是想提醒观众们
I just want to remind our viewers
他们可能得花上三倍价格
that they could spend up to three times as much
才能买♥♥到同样奢华的床上用品套组
on a comparable luxury linen.
-搞什么 -真好啊
- What is happening? - How nice.
我的生意伙伴威尔·楚门加入了我们
My partner, Will Truman, has joined us,
因为很显然
because apparently,
他对一切都了如指掌
he knows everything about everything.
我只是不想浪费这次机会
I--I just hate to waste an opportunity
跟大家介绍很棒价格合理的床单
to talk about a great, affordable sheet,
尤其是
especially when it might be
这可能是我们唯一一次机会
the only opportunity we ever have.
你想聊聊这款床单吗
So you want to talk about this sheet?
因为我现在可想聊你♥妈♥的♥床蛋呢
'Cause I would love to talk sheet to you right now.
是吗
Yeah?
那就开始床蛋尬聊吧
Well, let the sheet-talking begin.
准备鲁本·斯塔德在C舞台
Stand by for Ruben Studdard's
做"够大够胆"系列服装的推销
Big & Bold Collection on stage C.
你是掐了我们的推销时段吗
Did you just kill our segment?
我给它执行了安乐死
I euthanized your segment.
真有你的
Good going!
你毁了我们的大好机会
You just blew this for us!
我毁了大好机会是吗你根本没推销...
Oh, I blew this for us? You weren't selling any--
你为什么掐断他们的推销
Why the hell did you cut away from them?
来电观众纷纷表示喜欢他们的斗嘴
The callers loved the drama.
快把摄像机打开
Turn the cameras back on!
好吧不过作为你的员工
Fine, uh, but know as your employee,
你这语气让我觉得不被尊重
I feel demeaned by your tone.
我听到了我尊重你刚说的话
I hear you and I respect what you are saying,
我不是作为你的上司这么要求的
and I am not asking as your boss.
我是以你丈夫的身份要求的
I am asking as your husband.
天呐你真叫我欲♥火♥焚身
God, you turn me on.
你现在就想跟我斗是吗
Oh, you want to get into this now?
那我就放开了手跟你斗
'Cause I will so get into this with you now.
-那就斗起来 -很好做好准备
- Let's get into it! - Okay, buckle up!
准备完毕
Click!
好吧我承认真是精彩的电视节目
Okay, I admit it. This is good TV.
我还是不要跟你说话
I'm still not talking to you.
你知道
Do you realize
你丢下一句实话
how many lives you've ruined
毁了多少人的生活吗
with your truth bomb?
我们走后安吉拉...
After we left, Angela--
可怜可爱不多疑的安吉拉
poor, sweet, unsuspecting Angela--
承认她早就开始怀疑了
confessed she suspected all along!
我引用一下她跟德鲁说
She told Drew, and I quote,
「活出真实的自我快乐地生活」
"Live your truth and be happy."
德鲁对她表示了衷心的祝福
Drew, in turn, wished her the best,
并且提出在婚恋网站上帮她相亲
and offered to set her up on OkCupid.
他妈和同事们
His mother and co-workers
要给他办个出柜派对
are throwing him a coming out party!
我们都被邀请了这都是你的错婆娘
We're both invited! This is on you, lady!
小狮子狗真的很抱歉
Poodle, I'm so sorry.
抱歉可不够凯伦
Sorry's not good enough, Karen.