威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S09E12

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2020, 7:57 p.m.

You called that one, honey.
-他就是个"厨师婊" -是啊
- He's a total cook tease. - Yeah.
如果这是真正的电视剧
You know, if this was a real telenovela,
此时就该出现一个新暧昧对象让大厨吃醋
a new love interest would arrive to make Cook jealous.
这部剧需要一个新角色
This show needs a new character.
我可以让希亚·拉博夫一小时内到场
I can have Shia LaBeouf there in an hour!
《变形金刚》男主
用刀片敲三次镜子然后拉博夫
Just tap a mirror three times with a razor blade and LaBeouf!
就像魔法般出现了
He appears like magic.
给如果你没有足够的时间
Okay, here you go. And I totally understand
喝完这杯酒我完全理解
if you don't have time to finish this glass of wine.
跟我说说你新认识的那个女人吧
So tell us about this new lady of yours.
杰杰今天给我发短♥信♥说他认识了一个大龄女子
J.J. texted me, said he met an older woman today.
也没大那么多
Not that much older.
我瞎猜的我怎么知道
I'm--I'm guessing. I mean, how would I know?
我可不知道我真不知道
I don't know. I mean, I literally don't know.
-我只是从你的话里感觉的 -是啊她超级棒
- I'm just taking your word. - Yeah, she's awesome.
她走进酒吧照亮了全场
She walked into the bar and lit up the place.
我遇见格蕾丝时也是这种感觉
That's how I felt when I met grace.
她走进洗衣房♥ 照亮了全场
She walked into the laundry room and just lit it up.
-敬美好的开始 -敬美好的开始
- To beginnings. - To beginnings.
以及幸福的结局
And happy endings.
好了我觉得暂时喝这么多就够了
Okay, I think that's enough indoor drinking, uh, for now.
詹姆斯我们忘了赏月了
James, we forgot to look at the moon.
快快起来走吧
Oh, okay. Oh, come on, come on.
你先过去我马上就来
Okay, you go first, and I will be right there.
你最好快走以免看比赛迟到了
And you better run so that you are not late to that game.
你一定会是个好妈妈
Oh, you would be such a great mom.
你真的很会应对我儿子
You really know how to handle my son.
确实
She does.
-我什么时候能再见你 -你得走了
- When can I see you? - Okay, you gotta go.
不行你先告诉我谁床技更厉害我还是我爸
No, first tell me who's better: Me or my dad.
什么真恶心才不要
What? Ew, no!
-我永远不会说的 -你不说我就不走了
- I will never say that. - I'm not leaving until you tell me.
格蕾丝
Grace?
好吧你更厉害詹姆斯
Okay, you're better. Uh, James--
-詹姆斯月亮怎么样 -没你明亮夺目
- James, how's the moon? - Not as bright as you.
我没你想的那么明亮
I'm not as bright as you think I am.
杰杰我忘记把票给你了小子
J.J., I, uh, I forgot to give you these tickets, buddy.
你打算跟谁一起去看比赛
Uh, who you going to the game with?
爷爷我给他发短♥信♥说我在这里了
Grandpa. I texted him that I was up here.
他来了
Oh, and there he is.
好了再见
Okay. Good-bye.
你好啊
Well, hello.
你好老爸
Hi, Pop.
你们好
Hola.
我们会说英语
We speak English.
我之前不知道这点
I did not know that.
一个网球教练跑到厨房♥来干什么
What is a tennis instructor doing in the kitchen?
找人一起玩啊
Looking for someone to play with.
那音乐是怎么回事
What is that music?!
沃克太太叫我给厨房♥里的一位员工
Mrs. Walker asked me to give one member
上一节免费的指导课
of the kitchen staff a free lesson.
我选择了你
And I pick you.
你的体格太适合打网球了
You've got the perfect frame for tennis.
也适合干其他事
And other stuff.
谢谢
Well, thank you.
-我还从没玩过网球呢 -很容易的
- I've never really played. - Oh, it's easy.
先用手握紧
Just wrap your fingers around that.
-你感觉到了吗 -我感觉到了
- You feel that? - I do.
把你的手从他身上拿开
Get your hands off him!
为什么
Why?
因为你对他的心意不够坚定
'Cause you have unresolved feelings for him
你从未表达过
you've never expressed
因为你一直在等待更好的人出现
'cause you're waiting for something better to come along
但现在你突然意识到他才是你真正想要的
and now you realize he's the one you really want?
基本上就是这样
Well, basically, yes.
你猜得很准
That's a really good guess.
亚利山德拉
Alejandro...
我的人物完成了
My work here is done.
格蕾丝·艾德勒一天遇见你两次啊
Grace Adler. Twice in one day.
-真是太棒了 -你们竟然认识
- How wonderful. - You know each other?
我上过他在大学不是他曾是我的教授
I had him in college. I--he was my professor...
上大学时的
in college.
我还记得格蕾丝第一次走进我的课堂的场景
I remember when Grace first walked into my class.
她照亮了全场
She lit up the room.
-确实 -天呐
- She did. - Oy, gevalt.
她是个很特别的学生
Mm, she was a special student.
实际上她非常特别
Actually, she was very special
-因为格蕾丝和我... -天呐
- because Grace and I- - Oh, my God!
我们忘记赏月了
We forgot to look at the moon.
得派个人上去看看
Someone--someone's gotta check on it.
万一月亮出什么状况了呢
What if something happened to it?
你是想让我上去看看吗
Okay--oh, yeah, so you want me to look for it?
-拜托了 -好吧
- Please! - Okay, okay.
行吗杰杰别这么没礼貌
Would you, please? And J.J., don't be so rude.
快去给你爷爷拿杯酒
Go get your grandfather a drink.
天呐拜托了
Oh, gosh. Please, please, please,
千万别把我们那段历史告诉你儿子和你孙子
please don't tell your son and your grandson about our history.
我现在算是在和詹姆斯恋爱
I am--I'm kinda seeing James right now.
我已经想了你一整天了
I've been thinking about you all day.
我们来重现美好的旧时光吧
Let's recreate that magic.
我刚跟你说了我在跟你儿子恋爱
I just told you I am seeing your son.
但我床上更厉害对吧
But I'm better, right?
-不是吧你 -我什么时候能再见到你
- Really? - When can I see you?
天呐我也不知道
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
或许下周可以一起吃点饼干
Maybe next week for a biscotti.
两块饼干
Two biscottis, maybe.
或许我之前有点把今晚的月亮吹嘘过度了
You know, I think maybe I oversold the moon.
其实就是普通的月亮而已
Um, it's a moon. That's it.
好了我想借酒祝辞一下
Okay, you know what? I wanna make a toast.
敬尼克斯队他们准时开赛
To the Knicks, who start on time.
对吧
Right?
好了很好
Yeah. There it is.
天呐
Oh, God.
杰杰你该走了
Okay, J.J., you better get going.
他唯一想陪着我的时候
The only time he wants to spend time with me
就是我跟美女在一起的时候
is when I'm with a pretty girl.
我觉得我有我自己的美女就够了
Oh. I think I'm good with my own pretty girl.
我曾经拥有过这世上最美的女孩
I once had the prettiest girl in the world.
好了你拥有过这世上最美的女孩
Great, great. So you had the prettiest girl in the world.
你又赢了爸
Once again, you win, Dad.
是你把这变成一种比赛的
You're the one who made it a competition.
你把什么都能变成比赛
You make everything a competition.
或许你拥有的并不是世上最美的女孩
Maybe you didn't have the prettiest girl in the world
我拥有过的就是最美的女孩
I had the prettiest girl.
天呐让我这辈子赢一次吧
Dear God, for once in my life, let me win!
我拥有的就是这世上最美的女孩
I have the prettiest girl in the world!
你才没拥有过这世上最美的女孩
Oh, you never had the prettiest girl in the world!
天呐都给我打住
Oh, God-Stop! No!
我再也受不了了打住
I can't stand this anymore! Stop!
我就是这世上最美的女孩
I am the prettiest girl in the world!
你们都是在争抢我
You are fighting over me.
什么我们一家三代吗
What? All of use?
爷爷
Grandpa!
好了听着
All right, here goes.
我上大学时跟你上♥床♥
I slept with you in college 'cause
是因为我当时有恋父情结
I was working through a dad issue.
我今天跟你上♥床♥ 是为了疗情伤忘掉你
I slept with you today as a rebound to get over you.
你跟我儿子上♥床♥了
You slept with my son...
以及我爸
and my father?