威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S09E06

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2020, 7:56 p.m.

"Will & Grace" is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
《威尔和格蕾丝》是在摄影棚观众前现场录制的
Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.
不好意思我迟到了但我想来的时候立马就来了
Karen, now that I'm working here,
凯伦既然现在我在这工作了
I think we need to have a little chat about getting here on time.
我想我们需要谈谈准时上班的事
You know, I spent half the morning trying to track down Rosario.
我半个上午都在找罗莎丽奥
I don't know where she went.
不知道她跑哪去了
She never takes a day off unless it's Christmas
她从不请假除非是圣诞节
or "Maids eat free" day at Applebee's.
或者苹果蜂餐厅的"女佣免费日"
Can't you just phone the vet
你不能给兽医诊所打个电话
and have them track her chip?
让他们追踪她的芯片吗
Not if she's outside the perimeter.
她出了限定范围就追踪不到了
I was kidding. Maybe she's tired.
我刚是说笑的可能她是累了
When was the last time she had a vacation?
她上次度假是什么时候
She just took a vacation. She went to the wine country.
她才刚度完假她去了葡萄酒乡
You made her pick grapes.
是你强迫她去摘葡萄
Here she is.
她来电了
Okay, Rosie, you've got some nerve, not showing up for work.
听着罗莎你胆子可真够大的竟敢不来工作
You better be in the hospital.
你最好是在医院里
That's a good excuse.
那倒是个不错的借口
She's in the hospital.
她在医院
It was a heart attack.
心脏病犯了
Looks like she'll pull through it.
看样子她能挺过来
Jack's in with her now.
杰克在里面陪着她
Ugh, what a relief.
真是松了口气
You wanna know what's a little weird?
知道什么有点不对劲吗
My chest is feeling tight.
我胸口有点闷
I'm feeling pain in my right arm.
右手臂很痛
If you were having a heart attack, you'd feel pain in your left arm.
你要是犯心脏病了痛的会是你的左手臂
Maybe don't make this about you.
别给自己加戏
You really want those
你真希望这句话
to be the last words you ever say to me?
是我临死前你对我说的最后一句话吗
What...
什么
Oh, cool, we got the place. What are you talking about?
棒拿下那个办公场地了你在说什么
I took over the lease of the office next to you.
我租下了你隔壁的办公室
We just doubled our space. You signed a lease?
我们的空间加倍了你签了租约
Yeah, hey, want to go down to the cafeteria
是啊你想去楼下自助餐厅
and sneak frozen yogurt out in pill cups?
用药杯偷点冻酸奶吗
Thatt's a little surprising to me.
那让我觉得相当意外啊
That is? I've seen you eat an entire rotisserie chicken
是吗我见过你在排队办出院手续的时候
standing in the check out line.
吃了一整只烤鸡
No, that you signed a lease without talking to me.
不我是指你不过问我就签了租约
Why? We agreed we needed more space,
为什么我们都同意需要更大的空间
and I had to move fast.
我必须早下手
He'll figure it out.
他会找到的
Oh, it's after 10:00. It's after 10:00.
过了10点了过了10点了
It's after 10:00.
过了10点了
Can someone please give Rosario her jello?
谁能给罗莎丽奥她的果冻
All she had to do was hold out until 10:00 for her jello!
她只需要坚持到10点就能吃到果冻了
Please give Rosario her jello!
拜托把罗莎丽奥的果冻给她
Oh, thank you.
谢谢
She said I could have her jello.
她说我可以吃了她的果冻
Why do I feel like you're not happy about this?
我怎么觉得你不开心
Because I'm not.
因为我就是不开心啊
You really should have asked me before signing anything.
你签任何东西前都应该先来问我一下的
Asked you? I'm the business half.
问你我是你生意搭档
Will, we're in the hospital for Rosario.
威尔我们是来医院探望罗莎丽奥的
We are not doing this now.
我们现在不要谈这些
You really should have asked.
你真该先问我的
Look what I got for Rosie.
看我给罗莎买了什么
"It's a girl"?
"[怀的]是女孩"
They were out of "it's a maid."
"是女佣"的卖完了
It's the thoughtlessness that counts.
重要的是欠考虑
I do hope the poor dear is okay.
我真心希望可怜的她没事
Who asked you, Riverdance?
谁问你了大河之舞
Put these in water.
插到水里去养着
She's just a little worried.
她只是有点担心
There's nothing to worry about.
没什么好担心的
Interesting fact:
有个趣事
Rosario and I were once husband and wife.
罗莎丽奥和我曾是夫妻
I loved her as much as a gay man forced to marry a woman
我对她的爱就是作为一个基佬被迫娶她
to get a green card could.
让她拿绿卡的那种程度
You know what? I've already decided,
知道吗我已经做出决定了
when we get out of here,
等我们出了医院
I'm gonna throw her a quinceanera.
我就为她办一场成人礼
You know, she never had one.
她从没办过成人礼
Don't they do that at 15?
她们不是15岁就有成人礼吗
Or are you counting in maid years?
还是你算的是她当女佣的时间
I think in her culture, they wait until after menopause,
在她的文化里好像是会等绝经之后再办
to mark the moment a woman becomes a man.
以铭记一个女人变成男人的时刻
Mrs. Walker, can I speak to you for a moment?
沃克太太我能和你谈谈吗
No, I'm good.
不不用了
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
恐怕我得告诉你一些坏消息
Oh, no.
天呐不要
There were some unexpected complications,
出现了一些意料之外的并发症
and I'm very sorry to tell you that Rosario is gone.
很遗憾地告诉你罗莎丽奥去了
Gone? Where'd she go this time?
去了她这次又去了哪里
Underground maids' fight club that I don't know about?
某个我不知道的地下女佣搏击俱乐部吗
Karen, I don't think you understand...
凯伦我想你没明白...
I understand, Grace.
我明白格蕾丝
Wow, look at this.
瞧瞧这里
It's a really lovely chapel.
真是一个温馨的小教堂
Maybe you could lease it and not tell me about it.
或许你可以在我不知情的情况下租下它
Okay, we need to talk.
行了我们需要谈谈
This is Rosario's funeral. It's so petty to bring it up.
这是罗莎丽奥的葬礼那种小事就不要提了
But you're wrong and I'm not.
不过你是错的我是对的
How are you doing? Do you need anything?
你现在怎么样需要什么吗
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
为什么大家都一直问我这个问题
I have been on my own since I was nine months old.
我从九个月大就开始自力更生
I breastfed myself.
我自取自乳喂养自己
I need nothing.
我什么都不需要
It's just something people say.
那只是人们惯常的说法
I think it's great you still threw Rosie a quinceanera.
我觉得你坚持要为罗莎办成人礼很棒
Well, her mother was a monster.
她妈妈是个女魔头
She never gave her one.
她从没为她举办成人礼
Can you imagine anyone being that mean?
你能想象有人会那么恶毒吗
Jack, what the hell are you doing?
杰克你个蠢货到底在干什么
I said I wanted the photo of Rosie from the Christmas party.
我说了想要罗莎在圣诞派对上的照片
Sorry, I thought this one screamed Ro ho ho!
抱歉我以为这张照片尽显罗莎圣诞本色
What? No.
什么不行
That's Rosie at the Easter egg hunt.
那是罗莎在复活节寻彩蛋活动上的照片
That's Rosie at Burning Man!
那是罗莎参加火人节的照片
That's better.
这张好多了
She loved that picture.
她喜欢这张照片
It makes a world of difference, doesn't it?
简直是天壤之别对吧
She has been beating the crap out of me for two straight days.
她这两天一直对我呼来喝去态度恶劣
I don't know how to be around her.
我都不知道该怎么和她相处了
I'm more confused than Britney on stage in Vegas.
我比赌城演唱会上的小甜甜布兰妮更迷茫
So is this Karen sad?
这就是凯伦悲伤的方式吗
Well, I guess it makes sense.
大概也能说得通
You know, grieving comes in stages.
悲伤是分成不同阶段的
She was in anger and now she's probably moving on...
她之前愤怒现在可能已经到了下一...
Jack, where the hell are those books of magic spells?
杰克那些该死的魔法咒语书在哪呢
Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.
糟糕我忘了把《圣经》拿出来
Hello, Mother.
你好母亲
Lorraine Finster.
洛琳·芬斯特
You have got to be out of your mind,
你一定是发疯了
showing your faces here.
竟敢来这里
Well, I heard as soon as I came.
我"一来就听说"了
Oh, I remember you two. Hello, Bill, hello, Patty.
我记得你们两个你们好啊比尔和帕蒂
I wouldn't dream of not being here.
我怎么会不来