明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S05E02
Part 3
April 29, 2021, 2:05 p.m.
That's a sad story.
这是个悲惨的故事
I don't know why that's our fault.
我不知道这为啥是我们的错
You know what, I'm just gonna say the thing
你知道吗 我要说出
that everyone's thinking,
每个人都在想的
which is, if you guys wanted to make more money,
那就是 如果你们想赚多点钱
you should have gone to medical school.
你们要去读医学院
Oh ho ho! Wow.
噢 嗬 嗬 哇哦
Hey, guys, listen up. This from Dr. Mindy Lahiri.
嘿 大伙 听好了 这是Lahiri医生说的
You're all a bunch of fat, ugly losers
你们是一群又肥又丑的屌♥丝
with some kind of malfunction
这儿那儿的不灵光
which is why you're nurses and not doctors.
所以你们只是护士而不是医生
I did not say that!
我没这样说啊
Direct quote. Only you're that.
直接引用的 只有你才是屌♥丝
All right... Just going inside.
好吧 先进去吧
I can't let you through. I cannot let you...
我不让你过 就不让
Picket all you like. We don't need you.
抗♥议♥就抗♥议♥呗 我们不需要你们
We've already lined up some non-union replacements.
我们已经找好了一些不参加工会的替补
Replacements!
替补啊
Welcome to Shulman & Associates, scabs.
欢迎来到舒尔曼与合伙人 叛补们
She means free-spirited independent nurses.
她是指那些思想自♥由♥ 独♥立♥自主的护士们
Of course.
当然
Why don't y'all tell us something about yourselves?
你们都说说你们自己呗
I was a nurse in an asylum.
我是个收♥容♥所♥的护士
Then the asylum burnt down.
然后那收♥容♥所♥烧了
Now I'm here.
所以我来这了
I actually had a month-long vacation planned
我本来还搞了一个月的假期计划
before I got this job, so...
谁知道又来了这个工作 所以
I can't be around tree nuts.
我不能碰到树坚果
And I'm allergic to air-conditioning.
还对空调过敏
Hmm. Hi! I'm Beverly.
嗯 嗨 我是Beverly
Well, thank you for coming. Get out.
好的 谢谢你们过来 赶紧出去
Well, Mrs. Hegarty, I'll actually be the one
嘿 Hegarty小姐 事实上今天是
doing your blood draw today.
我来帮你抽血
Uh, but where's Morgan? He named all my veins.
呃 那Morgan在哪呢 他帮我的血管都起名了
Harold is his favorite.
Harold是他最爱
Ha, Harold the vein.
哈 Harold小管管
You know, you're actually in much better hands with me,
你知道么 其实我来抽会更舒服的
'cause I'm a real doctor.
因为我是真正的医生
Columbia Medical School, Princeton University.
哥大医学院 普林斯顿大学
Indians are famously smart.
印度人都出了名的聪明
You're gonna be fine.
你会好好的
This is actually the best goddamn day of your life.
这应该会是你生命中特么最好的一天
All right, let's get in here.
好嘞 我们开扎了
Ow. Ow. Ow.
嗷 嗷 嗷
That did not work.
这不行啊
Yeah, that was a birthmark, not a vein.
噢是 那是胎记 不是血管
Ow! That hurt.
嗷 好痛
God, I don't know why this is so hard.
天啊 我不知道会这么难扎
You know, I practiced on my neighbor's cat last night.
我昨晚还在我邻居的猫身上练习了
You're making me nervous. Why are you nervous?
你把我搞得很紧张 你为啥紧张
I'm the one that's bad at this.
我才是那个技术烂的人
Okay. Ugh.
好嘞 呃
Right in the vein.
一针入管
See? Wait.
看到了吗 等等
That might be an artery.
那好像是动脉
Oh, God, it's a gusher.
噢 天 血山喷发
Oh, hey, Jeremy. How's it going with you?
噢 嘿 Jeremy 你那边怎样
Not well, actually.
事实上 不怎么样
I just almost put a morphine drip in the wrong patient.
刚刚差点把吗♥啡♥点滴给错误的病人输了
Had to take a little myself just to calm down.
我需要点个人时间冷静一下
But being our on-call physician
但做我们的待命医师
could be very lucrative for you, Dr. Ledreau.
能够赚得盆满钵满 Ledreau医生
What the hell is going on here?
这里发生什么鬼
Oh, my God. You're preying on the elderly.
噢 我的天 你在残害长者啊
Brendan, you are a monster. Unbelievable.
Brendan 你是个魔头 不可思议
Why are you two covered in blood?
为什么你俩都满身血
We're not covered in blood. We're splattered in blood.
我们不是满身血 我们是被溅了别人的血
Yeah. Ah, the nurses' strike.
噢对 护士罢♥工♥了
Wouldn't it be nice to have a little extra income
在这些特殊时期如果有一些额外收入
during these uncertain times?
不是挺好的么
Just get out of here. Mm.
赶快走吧你 嗯
Go back to wherever you're from.
哪儿来回哪儿去
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
嗯哼 嗯哼
Hey hey! Ho ho!
嘿 嘿 嗬 嗬
This doctor greed has got to go.
医生贪心不能留
Hey hey...
嘿 嘿
Picketing is boring.
罢♥工♥真无聊
It's just walking back and forth all day.
就是来回地走一整天
It's like modeling with bad clothes.
好像穿着丑衣服做模特
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, guys. I just...
唷 我要坦白了 大伙 我很
I miss the level of conversation I had with the doctors.
我很怀念和医生们的对话水平
I mean, do you guys even read?
我是说 你们有看过书吗
Yeah, do you? Honestly, no.
有啊 你呢 实话说 没有
Mrs. Denton, I'm so sorry.
Denton女士 我很抱歉
I must have mixed up the charts.
我肯定是把图表搞混了
You're definitely not pregnant!
你绝对没有怀孕
Hey, man, this has gotta stop.
嘿 大哥 这事该停了
Okay, Tamra is the only person
好吧 Tamra是唯一一个
who knows how to work the coffee machine.
知道那咖啡机怎么用的人
I need caffeine; I almost fell asleep
我需要咖♥啡♥因♥ 我刚刚差点
in one of my patient's cooches this morning.
在我一个病人的阴♥部♥上睡着
I'm afraid I have to agree, Jeremy.
我恐怕得同意 Jeremy
I just had to take a patient's urine sample.
我刚刚还要给病人拿尿样
It was so warm. They're so warm.
还是温的 都是温的
Stop!
够了
Do you know why I'm wearing this string of pearls?
你们知道我为什么要带这串珍珠吗
You're trans. You're trans?
你是异装癖 你是异装癖么
No. No, it's to remind me to stay strong,
不 不 这用来提醒我要坚强
like my idol, Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady.
像我的偶像 撒切尔夫人 铁娘子那样
Iron Man's wife?
钢铁侠的夫人么
If Lady Thatcher could stand up to the coal miners,
如果撒切尔夫人能顶住矿工的罢♥工♥压力
so can we.
我们也行
We need to divide and conquer. Well said.
我们要逐个击破 说得好
Mindy. I think I understand.
Mindy 我想我明白的
Don't waste any more time trying to explain it to me.
别浪费时间解释给我听了
I have zero ides of my own. Let's just do that.
我没有任何想法 就那样做吧
Okay.
好的
Hello. Hello, Morgan. It's Dr. Reed.
你好 你好 Morgan 是Reed医生
Dr. Reed, the tan... you know who I am.
Reed医生 晒黑得很好看那个 你知道我谁的
I'm the English guy.
那个英国人
Anyway, we were wondering if you wouldn't mind
总之吧 你不介意的话
joining a couple of us for lunch to...
我们想和你共进午餐
He said yes and hung up.
他说好然后挂了
Ah. Thank God.
啊 感谢上帝
Mm. This halibut is terrible.
噁 这大♥比♥目鱼太难吃了
Yeah, we're at a pancake place, bitch.
是啊 我们在煎饼店呢 矫情婊
Whoa!
哇哦
Okay. Ahh.
好的 啊啊
It's Morgan.
是Morgan
Oh.
噢
I missed you so much. Missed you too.
我们好想你啊 也想你
Put a picture of you in the front of my underwear
我放了你的照片在我内♥裤♥前面
so no one could see it.
那样没人能看见
So, Morgan, thank you for joining us.
那 Morgan 谢谢你来吃午餐了
We actually wanted to discuss an issue of some delicacy.
我们其实是想讨论下一些敏感话题
Hey, Morgan. Oh! There you are!
嘿 Morgan 噢 你在这呢
Morgan, who is this person?
Morgan 这人是谁
This is my friend. His name is Ben.
这是我朋友 他叫Ben
He's also a male nurse.
他也是男护士
When I told him I was meeting the doctors for lunch,
我告诉了他跟你们医生吃午餐
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