海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E18

Part 4 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

I think you're overreacting
抱歉
Sorry
没事
That's okay
我跟海底其他数百万浮游生物没两样
I'm no different than the millions of
other plankton in the sea
左腿
右腿
浮游生物家族
The plankton family
长久以来受人摆布又任人践踏
has always been pushed around and stepped on
等等
Wait
有了
That's it
虽然单打独斗确实力量微弱
Acting alone, we're powerless
但只要联合起来浮游生物家族
but united, the plankton family
就会是眼中钉肉中刺
could be a real pain in the belly
电♥话♥簿
老螃蟹多半以为一只浮游生物好对付
Krabs may think one plankton is no problem
浮游生物
倒要来看看他能不能对付两只
but let's see him take on two
或者十只
or ten
或者一百只
or 100
或者一千只
or 1,000
何止如此
And why stop there?
我要召集天涯海角所有家族成员
I'll gather every family member
from every corner of the ocean
亲爱的浮游生物
你好吗
让整个浮游生物家族
The entire plankton family
聚在同一个屋檐下
under one roof
呼叫全体浮游生物
老螃蟹绝对没办法
Krabs won't stand a chance
敌得过我这一大队智囊
against the staggering intellect
多达百万的高智商犯罪智多星大军
of a million super-smart criminal masterminds
他们来了
They're here
欢迎各位同胞
Welcome, brethren
快看兄弟
Look here, buddy
是痞老表
It's Cousin Plankton
原来我离家久得连我都记不清了
I've been away from home longer than I thought
你好啊老表
Well, howdy, cousin
是我克莱姆
It's me, Clem
当然你肯定记得齐克
Of course, you remember Zeke
鲁弗斯吉特
Rufus, Jete
比利鲍勃比利吉姆
Billy Bob, Billy Jim
比利比利波维利巴那那法那佛菲利
Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly
道格伊那斯
Doug, Enos
朱利欧弗莱彻麦基
Julio, Fletcher McGee
雷恩柴尔德
Rainchild
好了我都知道
All right, I get it
我是说
I mean, uh
请进大家别客气
come inside, make yourself at home
给大家认识一下我的电脑老婆凯伦
I'd like you to meet my computer wife, Karen
天啊
Golly
她可真漂亮谢尔顿
she sure is pretty, Sheldon
谢尔顿吗
Sheldon?
对我真名就叫那个
Yes, that's my first name
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
你能不能
Will you please?
抱歉
I'm sorry
好了
All right
我刚刚说到
as I was saying
好谢尔顿这名字确实很好笑
Okay, we all know Sheldon's a funny name
好
O-ho-kay
好笑完了
Okay, I'm done
不会再笑了
No more
好
Good
继续说
To continue
只有你们能将荣耀
Only you can bring honor
谢尔顿
与尊严
And dignity
谢尔顿
带回浮游生物家族
Back to the plankton
谢尔顿
多年以来我的目标就是
For years, it has been my goal
谢尔顿
得到秘方当作
to acquire the secret formula for
都给我得了
Okay, that's enough
谢尔顿
Sheldon
重点
Bottom line
我们入侵蟹堡王
we invade The Krusty Krab
让我偷到秘密配方
so I can steal the secret formula
怎么样
What do you think?
对我们有什么好处
What's in it for us?
我们呢
What about us?
那你们想要什么
Well, what do you want?
能给我班卓琴换根新弦吗
Could I get a new string for my banjo?
能找到跟这只相配的靴子吗
And another boot to match this 'un?
能给我笔记本电脑加点内存吗
And some more memory for my laptop?
还有根啤呢
What about root beer?
根啤
Root beer?
帮我把秘方弄到手
Help me get the secret formula
你们想喝多少根啤就有多少
and you can have as much root beer as you can drink
我痞老板要来取胜了
Victory, thy name is plankton
谢尔顿
章鱼哥先生
Well, Mr. Squidward
都快要关门了连续好几小时
it's almost closing time, and we haven't seen
都没看到痞老板的眼睛或者触须
eye or antenna of old Plankton for hours
对啊想必他这次总算是放弃
Yes, sir, I think this time, he's finally given up
注意了蟹堡王的经营者
Attention, Krusty Krab management
我是你们的上级
This is your better speaking
什么
What?
我已经把这家餐厅包围了
I have the restaurant surrounded
把秘密配方给我
Give me the secret formula
不然我就毁掉蟹堡王
or I'll destroy The Krusty Krab
就你一个能拿我怎么样臭虫
You and what army, bug?
就我一个吗
What army?
就我一个吗
What army?
看看你四周老螃蟹
Look around you, Krabs
你种了草吗
You planted grass?
草
Grass?
你绝对不会得逞的痞老板
You'll never get away with it, Plankton
确实
You're right
水管太窄了
the pipes are much too narrow
更何况我真正想要的是蟹黄堡秘方
Besides, what I really want is the Krabby Patty formula
你还是算了吧
Well, you might as well forget it
秘方就锁在我保险柜里
The formula is locked away in me safe
我绝对不会告诉你密♥码♥多少
and I'll never give you the combination
闭嘴
Silence
你应该会发现
I think you'll find
我们完全有能力自己解开密♥码♥吧
we're more than capable of
figuring it out for ourselves
小的们
Oh, boys?
就这样
That's it
往左一点点
A little to the left
我诅咒你痞老板
Curse you plankton
还有你们合体变成人耳的能力
and your ability to join together
to form a working human ear
好耶
Hot dog
好
Yes
我的了
It's mine
秘方是我的了
The formula's mine
过了这么多年总算是我的了
After all these years, it's finally mine
我要昭告天下今天
Let it be known that on this day
蟹黄堡秘方
我谢尔顿痞老板
I, Sheldon J Plankton
单枪匹马推♥翻♥了蟹堡王
single-handedly overthrew The Krusty Krab
当然还得到了家族的一点帮助
A-And of course, I had a little help from the family
痞老板等等
Plankton, wait
你可不能看秘方啊
You can't look at the formula
求情没用的
Begging won't help
跟你说你可绝对受不住真♥相♥
I'm telling you, you won't be able to handle the truth