海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E08

Part 3 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

胖墩
Tubby?
不准叫我胖墩
Nobody calls me Tubby
等等派大星
Wait, Patrick
你应该要让我赢的记得吗
You're supposed to let me win, remember?
啊对
Oh, yeah
不要手下留情
No, please wait
不要求你饶了我吧
No, please, have mercy
你连碰都没碰就把他打得落花流水
You destroyed that guy without even touching him
是吗
I did?
从来没想过我会这么说但是
I never thought I'd say this, but
请进吧
go ahead in
真的吗
Really?
我能进去了
I can go in?
我的天啊没想到这一刻会到来
Oh, my gosh, I never thought this moment would come
我海绵宝宝
I, SpongeBob SquarePants
已经够强可以进强人俱乐部了
am tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon
今天是我一生中最快乐的一天
This is the happiest day of my life
珊迪
Sandy?
怎么回事
What happened?
你冲进门踩到冰块滑倒了
You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube
医院
急诊
怎么回事
What happened?
我踩到冰块滑倒了
I slipped on an ice cube
身上都是伤害我好痛痛
and got covered in boo-boos
痛痛是吗
Boo-boos, eh?
应该去那家医院
I think you guys want that hospital
儿童综合医院
儿童综合医院
Weenie Hut General?
章鱼威廉回来了
十
Ten
蟹堡王
九
nine
八
eight
七
seven
六
six
五
five
四
four
三
three
二
two
一
one
我不干了蟹老板
I'm done with my shift, Mr. Krabs
容我发言
And let me just say
我终有一天会功成名就
there will come a day
when I will make something of my life
再也不用踏进这家小破店
and I will never have to
set foot in this grease trap again
说得好
Yeah
午休之后再见章鱼哥
we'll see you after your lunch break, Squidward
好
Okay
所以我就坐我的私人快艇
So I just took my private yacht
渡过了我的私人♥大♥湖
across my private lake
抵达了我的私人机场
to my private heliport
我的私人小岛只能坐飞机离开
It's the only way off my private island
完蛋了
Oh, shrimp
是我高中的死对头章鱼威廉
It's my arch rival from high school, Squilliam Fancyson
不能让他看到我穿着蟹堡王的制♥服♥
I can't let him see me in my Krusty Krab uniform
你是在午休吗章鱼哥
On your lunch break, eh, Squiddy?
对
Yes
我是说不对
I mean no
我是说
I mean
你近来可好
Whatcha been up to?
就是你失败的事情我全在成功
Just succeeding in everything you've failed in
你也没多了不起嘛章鱼威廉
You are no great shakes, Squilliam Fancyson
谁都能在裤头村这种穷乡僻壤发迹
Anyone can be a big shot
in a hick town like Bikini Bottom
是这样吗
Is that so?
那就说说你高中毕业以来有何高就吧
Let's hear what you've accomplished
since high school, Squiddy
千万别怕章鱼哥
Don't be intimidated, Squidward
想象他只穿内♥裤♥的样子
Try to imagine him in his underwear
不会吧他身材真好
Oh, no, he's hot
我从事的是
I'm, uh, in
餐饮行业
food service
等一下你该不会是
Hold it, don't tell me
在当收银员吧
You're a cashier
别说谎
Don't lie
说谎更容易完蛋
Lying always makes it worse
我坐拥一家五星级餐厅
I own a five-star restaurant
章鱼哥我都不知道你会这么成功
Squidward, I had no idea you were such a success
没错
That's right
能让我来参观你餐厅我将不胜荣幸
And I would be honored
if you would allow me to come to your restaurant
就在今晚
tonight
今晚
T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight?
大家都要一起来
In fact, we'll all come
我请客
My treat
拜托蟹老板
Please, Mr. Krabs
一定要救救我
you got to help me
等他们今晚来参观
When they get here tonight
肯定都看得出来我是大骗子加大废物
they'll see I'm just a big phony and a loser
好想哭
Boo-hoo
就用世界最小的小提琴为你奏悲歌♥吧
Let me play a sad song for you
on the world's smallest violin
我没开玩笑
This is serious
我知道
I know
这真的是全世界最小的小提琴
this really is the world's smallest violin
看吧
See?
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
求你让我经营一下餐厅
Please let me run the restaurant
一晚就好
for just one night
我真的需要让章鱼威廉大开眼界
I really need to impress Squilliam
章章章章鱼威廉
Sq-Sq-Sq-Squilliam?
就那个
That guy
活在你的梦想里还赚了好几百万那位
who made millions doing what you wish you could do?
别往伤口撒盐
Don't rub it in
你怎么不早说
Why didn't you tell me?
我们这就打败他
We'll take him to the cleaners
都听好了
All right, listen up
章鱼威廉再二十分钟就要到了
Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in 20 minutes
因此我们要把蟹堡王
Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab
尽快变成高档餐厅
into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible
派大星你来干什么
Patrick, what are you doing here?
军团可以让我生活更美好长官
I thought the Corps would straighten out my life, sir
军团
The Corps?
怎么
What the?
派大星这又不是
Patrick this isn't the
也没得选了
Beggars can't be choosers
你会端庄大方地拿客人帽子吗
Can you take hats
in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
是要像娘娘腔那样吗
You mean like a weenie?
好啊
Okay
帽子给我好吗先生
May I take your hat, sir?
帽子给我好吗先生
May I take your hat, sir?
帽子
May I
行了我听够了
All right, I've heard enough
任务交给你
You've got the job
蟹老板你先前在美食号♥服务过是吧
Mr. Krabs, didn't you once serve on the S.S. Gourmet?
没错
Aye-aye
那就让你当大厨
Then you'll be our chef
我可以干什么
What can I do?
我居然会这么说
I can't believe I'm saying this
但是海绵宝宝
but, SpongeBob
你来担任服务生
you're going to have to be the waiter
那是什么
What's that?
得负责走到桌前接单
It's the guy who goes to tables and takes orders